Don't Touch the White Woman!

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| name = Don't Touch the White Woman!

| image = Touche-pas-a-la-femme-blanche-french-movie-poster-md.jpg

| caption = Theatrical release poster by Jean Giraud

| native_name = {{Infobox name module|fr|Touche pas à la femme blanche !}}

| director = Marco Ferreri

| writer = {{Plainlist|

Marco Ferreri
Rafael Azcona

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| producer = {{Plainlist|

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| starring = {{Plainlist|

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| cinematography = Étienne Becker

| editing = Ruggero Mastroianni

| music = Philippe Sarde

| studio = {{Plainlist|

Mara Films
Films 66
Laser Production
{{abbr|PEA|Produzioni Europee Associate}}

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| distributor = {{abbr|CFDC|Compagnie Française de Distribution Cinématographique}} (France)

| released = {{Film date|df=yes|1974|1|23|France|1975|3|12|Italy}}

| runtime = 110 minutes

| country = {{Plainlist|

France
Italy

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| language = French

| budget =

| gross = $1,402,866{{cite web|title=Touche pas à la femme blanche (1974)|url=http://www.jpbox-office.com/fichfilm.php?id=8472|website=JP Box-Office|language=fr}}

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Don't Touch the White Woman! ({{langx|fr|Touche pas à la femme blanche !}}) is a 1974 French-Italian Western comedy film co-written and directed by Marco Ferreri.{{cite web |url=https://movies.nytimes.com/movie/89789/Don-t-Touch-the-White-Woman-/details |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20121021012247/http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/89789/Don-t-Touch-the-White-Woman-/details |url-status=dead |archive-date=2012-10-21 |department=Movies & TV Dept. |work=The New York Times |date=2012 |title=Don't Touch the White Woman! |access-date=2009-03-28}}

Plot

A fictionalized version of Custer's Last Stand, set at a real building site in Paris, France. Marcello Mastroianni stars as General George Armstrong Custer. Buffalo Bill Cody (Michel Piccoli) portrays a charlatan media impresario. Ugo Tognazzi gives a fictional portrayal of Mitch Bouyer, one of Custer's Native American scouts, who runs a business selling Native artifacts made in sweatshops by white women. Alain Cuny plays Sitting Bull who must defend his people when their apartment building homes are destroyed by the Union Cavalry. The film climaxes with the Battle of the Little Bighorn held in a large construction excavation where Les Halles market once was.