Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Nine Inch Nails

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The result was I'm looking forward to closing this, finally. (non-admin closure) —GMX^{^(ping!)} 00:21, 2 April 2022 (UTC)

=[[Nine Inch Nails]]=

Article violates MOS by using U.S. Customary units in its title. Delete and replace with 22.86 Centimeter Nails. Further falls afoul of Wikipedia policy by promoting biting the newcomers, violating copyright, drugs, and vandalism. Trainsandotherthings (talk) 03:00, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Delete - I am going into a downward spiral because I am very fragile. Koridas ^(Heyyyyyyy) 03:12, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

:This is incorrect. "Nails" are barely even 1 inch long.

This is 9"

Now, let's compare "Nails" to 1 inch.

Nails

This is 1"

:Honestly, I don't know what you were going for. --Diriector_Doc├─────┤^Talk_Contribs 03:18, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

File:Nine inch nails - Staples Center - 11-8-13 (10755555065 16053de956 o).jpg egging on a group of Wikipedia vandals]]

DisambiGuate with a capital G. —GMX^{^(ping!)} 05:38, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
Move to 0.0025 American Football Field Nails instead. MJL_{Mas_ter} 15:20, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
Move to 0.75 Feet Nails instead. It's a better measurement than football fields. Marioedit8 (talk) 15:50, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

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