2003 Stinkers Bad Movie Awards
{{short description|Award ceremony presented by the Stinkers Bad Movie Awards in 2006}}
{{Infobox film awards
| number = 26
| award = Stinkers Bad Movie Awards
| date = February 22, 2004
| film =The Cat in the Hat
| most_wins =Gigli (5)
| most_nominations =The Cat in the Hat (12)
| last = 2002
| next = 2004
}}
The 26th Stinkers Bad Movie Awards were released by the Hastings Bad Cinema Society in 2004 to honour the worst films the film industry had to offer in 2003.{{cite web |title=Past Winners Database |url=http://theenvelope.latimes.com/extras/lostmind/year/2003/2003st.htm |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20070815123207/http://theenvelope.latimes.com/extras/lostmind/year/2003/2003st.htm |url-status=dead |archive-date=15 August 2007 |website=The Envelope at L.A. Times |accessdate=7 October 2019}} The Cat in the Hat received the most nominations with twelve. All nominees and winners, with respective percentages of votes for each category, are listed below. Dishonourable mentions are also featured for Worst Picture (56 total).
Winners and nominees
= Worst Film =
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! Percentage of Votes |
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| The Cat in the Hat (Universal) | 41% |
| Boat Trip (Artisan)
| 3% |
| Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (New Line)
| 11% |
| From Justin to Kelly (FOX)
| 26% |
| Gigli (Columbia)
| 19% |
== Dishonourable Mentions ==
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- Alex & Emma (Warner Bros.)
- Anger Management (Columbia)
- Bad Boys II (Columbia)
- Basic (Columbia)
- Beyond Borders (Paramount)
- Biker Boyz (DreamWorks)
- Bubba Ho-Tep (Vitagraph)
- Bulletproof Monk (MGM)
- Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Columbia)
- Chasing Papi (FOX)
- The Core (Paramount)
- Daddy Day Care (Columbia)
- Daredevil (FOX)
- Dreamcatcher (Warner Bros.)
- Duplex (Miramax)
- Elephant (Fine Line)
- Freddy vs. Jason (New Line)
- Gerry (ThinkFilm)
- Gods and Generals (Warner Bros.)
- Grind (Warner Bros.)
- The Guru (Universal)
- Head of State (DreamWorks)
- House of 1000 Corpses (Lionsgate)
- House of the Dead (Artisan)
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (Paramount)
- Hulk (Universal)
- The Hunted (Paramount)
- In the Cut (Screen Gems)
- The In-Laws (Warner Bros.)
- Irréversible (Lionsgate)
- It Runs in the Family (MGM)
- Kangaroo Jack (Warner Bros.)
- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life (Paramount)
- The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (FOX)
- Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (MGM)
- The Life of David Gale (Universal)
- A Man Apart (New Line)
- Marci X (Paramount)
- Masked and Anonymous (Sony Pictures Classics)
- The Matrix Reloaded (Warner Bros.)
- The Matrix Revolutions (Warner Bros.)
- The Medallion (TriStar)
- My Boss's Daughter (Dimension)
- National Security (Columbia)
- People I Know (Miramax)
- The Real Cancun (New Line)
- Scary Movie 3 (Dimension)
- Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (Dimension)
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (New Line)
- 21 Grams (Focus)
- Uptown Girls (MGM)
- View from the Top (Miramax)
- What a Girl Wants (Warner Bros.)
- Wonderland (Lionsgate)
- Wrong Turn (FOX)
- X2 (FOX)
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= Worst Director =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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| McG for Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle | 30% |
| Richard Benjamin for Marci X
| 10% |
| Martin Brest for Gigli
| 26% |
| Robert Iscove for From Justin to Kelly
| 15% |
| Bo Welch for The Cat in the Hat
| 19% |
= Worst Actor =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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| Ben Affleck in Daredevil, Paycheck, and Gigli | 33% |
| Macaulay Culkin in Party Monster
| 7% |
| Cuba Gooding, Jr. in Boat Trip, The Fighting Temptations, and Radio
| 15% |
| Justin Guarini in From Justin to Kelly
| 26% |
| Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat
| 19% |
= Worst Actress =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
| style="background:#B0C4DE;"
| Jennifer Lopez in Gigli | 48% |
| Drew Barrymore in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and Duplex
| 15% |
| Kelly Clarkson in From Justin to Kelly
| 19% |
| Kate Hudson in Alex & Emma and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
| 15% |
| Lisa Kudrow in Marci X
| 3% |
= Worst Supporting Actor =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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| Sylvester Stallone in Spy Kids 3D: Game Over | 52% |
| Alec Baldwin in The Cat in the Hat
| 3% |
| Justin Bartha in Gigli
| 27% |
| John Malkovich in Johnny English
| 7% |
| Roger Moore in Boat Trip
| 22% |
= Worst Supporting Actress =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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| Penelope Cruz in Gothika and Masked and Anonymous | 26% |
| Karen Black in House of 1000 Corpses
| 22% |
| Robin Givens in Head of State
| 19% |
| Lainie Kazan in Gigli
| 22% |
| Estella Warren in Kangaroo Jack
| 11% |
= Worst Screenplay for a Film Grossing More Than $100M Worldwide Using Hollywood Math =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
| style="background:#B0C4DE;"
| The Cat in the Hat (Universal), written by Alec Berg, David Mandel, and Jeff Schaffer | 52% |
| Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Columbia), written by John August, Cormac Wibberley, and Marianne Wibberley
| 19% |
| Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde (MGM), written by Kate Kondell
| 10% |
| The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions (Warner Bros.), written by The Wachowskis
| 19% |
| Scary Movie 3 (Dimension), written by Craig Mazin and Pat Proft
| 0% |
= Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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| 40% |
| The Cat in the Hat (Universal)
| 28% |
| Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (New Line)
| 24% |
| Kangaroo Jack (Warner Bros.)
| 0% |
| Scary Movie 3 (Dimension)
| 3% |
= Worst Song or Song Performance in a Film or Its End Credits =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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|"Anytime" by Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini from From Justin to Kelly | 33% |
| "Baby Got Back" by Justin Bartha from Gigli
| 30% |
| "Cross the Green Mountain" by Bob Dylan from Gods and Generals
| 7% |
| "Fun, Fun, Fun" by Mike Myers from The Cat in the Hat
| 22% |
| "Power in My Purse" by Lisa Kudrow from Marci X
| 8% |
= Most Intrusive Musical Score =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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|Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Columbia) | 41% |
| Bad Boys 2 (Columbia)
| 15% |
| House of 1000 Corpses (Lionsgate)
| 15% |
| Gigli (Columbia)
| 10% |
| The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (FOX)
| 19% |
= Worst On-Screen Couple =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
| style="background:#B0C4DE;"
|Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in Gigli | 33% |
| Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini in From Justin to Kelly
| 30% |
| Cuba Gooding, Jr. and anyone forced to co-star with him in Boat Trip, The Fighting Temptations, and Radio
| 15% |
| Lisa Kudrow and Damon Wayans in Marci X
| 7% |
| Stephen Lang and 5-Year-Old Lydia Jordan, YIKES!!! in Gods and Generals
| 15% |
= Most Annoying Fake Accent (Male) =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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|Ben Affleck in Gigli | 41% |
| Walton Goggins in House of 1000 Corpses
| 7% |
| John Malkovich in Johnny English
| 7% |
| Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat
| 26% |
| John Travolta in Basic
| 19% |
= Most Annoying Fake Accent (Female) =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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|Jennifer Lopez in Gigli | 26% |
| Karen Black in House of 1000 Corpses
| 19% |
| Kelly Clarkson in From Justin to Kelly
| 14% |
| Kate Hudson in Alex & Emma
| 19% |
| Connie Nielsen in Basic
| 22% |
= Worst Sequel =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
| style="background:#B0C4DE;"
| 26% |
| Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Columbia)
| 22% |
| Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde (MGM)
| 20% |
| The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions (Warner Bros.)
| 13% |
| Spy Kids 3D: Game Over (Dimension)
| 19% |
= The Spencer Breslin Award (for Worst Performance by a Child in a Feature Role) =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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|Spencer Breslin in The Cat in the Hat | N/A |
| Dakota Fanning in The Cat in the Hat and Uptown Girls
| N/A |
| Lydia Jordan in Gods and Generals
| N/A |
| Frankie Muniz in Agent Cody Banks
| N/A |
| Daryl Sabara in Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
| N/A |
- Note: only Stinkers founders Mike Lancaster and Ray Wright were allowed to pick the winner here, which is why no percentages are listed.
= Least "Special" Special Effects =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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| 41% |
| Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Columbia)
| 19% |
| Kangaroo Jack (Warner Bros.)
| 14% |
| The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (FOX)
| 26% |
| Spy Kids 3D: Game Over (Dimension)
| 0% |
= Worst On-Screen Group =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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|The Post-Teen Alcoholics in The Real Cancun | 33% |
| The Angels in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
| 15% |
| The League of the Hopelessly Miscast in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
| 11% |
| The Pennsylvania Posse in From Justin to Kelly
| 15% |
| Sylvester Stallone and his multiple personalities in Spy Kids 3D: Game Over
| 19% |
= Most Annoying Non-Human Character =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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|The Cat in the Hat played by Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat | 48% |
| The Hulk in Hulk
| 19% |
| Kangaroo Jack in Kangaroo Jack
| 22% |
| Thing 1 & Thing 2 played by Dan Castellaneta in The Cat in the Hat
| 4% |
| Tink played by Ludivine Sagnier in Peter Pan
| 7% |
= Most Overrated Movie =
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! Recipient ! Percentage of Votes |
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|The Last Samurai (Warner Bros.) | 31% |
| Big Fish (Columbia)
| 7% |
| Kill Bill: Vol 1 (Miramax)
| 23% |
| The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (New Line)
| 12% |
| Lost in Translation (Focus)
| 27% |
Films with multiple wins and nominations
The following films received multiple nominations:
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| scope="col" width="55" | Nominations
! scope="col" align="center"| Film |
|---|
| 12 |
| 11 |
| 8 |
| 7 |
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center| 5 |
| Spy Kids 3D: Game Over |
| rowspan="3" style="text-align:center| 4 |
| Kangaroo Jack |
| Marci X |
| rowspan="2" style="text-align:center| 3 |
| The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen |
| rowspan="12" style="text-align:center| 2 |
| Bad Boys 2 |
| Basic |
| Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd |
| The Fighting Temptations |
| Hulk |
| Johnny English |
| Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde |
| The Matrix Reloaded |
| The Matrix Revolutions |
| Radio |
| Scary Movie 3 |
The following films received multiple wins:
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| scope="col" width="55" | Wins
! scope="col" align="center"| Film |
|---|
| 5 |
| 4 |
| 2 |