Artificially Speaking
{{Unreferenced|date=November 2021}}
{{Infobox film
| name = Artificially Speaking
| image = Artificially Speaking (2009 film) poster.jpg
| caption =
| director = Todd Lampe
| producer = Bob Favarato
Todd Lampe
| writer = Bob Favarato
Todd Lampe
| starring = Alan Sues
Lou Wagner
Stephanie Silverman
Karen Rambo
| music = Todd Lampe
| cinematography = Todd Lampe
| editing = Todd Lampe
| studio = Precipice Productions
| distributor = Precipice Productions
| released = {{Film date|2009|6|6}}
| runtime = 18 minutes
| country = United States
| language = English
}}
Artificially Speaking is a short film, which premiered at Dances with Films 2009 at the Laemmle Sunset 5, June 6, 2009. It stars Alan Sues, Lou Wagner, Karen Rambo, and an assorted cast.
Premise
Where does artificial fruit flavoring come from? Artificial fruit, of course. Holly Hockenberry owns an artificial fruit farm, maintained by overworked gardener Sparky Schlosser. The farm is caught in the middle of a scandal regarding a case of tainted artificial fruit. Some questionable companies may be involved in a massive cover-up, which has caused the farm's profit to plummet.
Cast
- Alan Sues as Sparky Schlosser
- Karen Rambo as Holly Hockenberry
- Stephanie Silverman as Sandy Steinn
- Lou Wagner as Dr. Lionel Bainbridge
- Mike Ciccolini as Warehouse Guy #1
- Frank Walton as Warehouse Guy #2
- Joe Basile as Phil Scuzzola
- Jason Rockney as JJ Ichuta
- Terry Thistelwaite as Documentarian
- Artificial Fruit as The Innocent Victim
External links
- {{official website|http://www.precipiceproductions.com/}}
- {{IMDb title|1422817}}
Category:2000s English-language films
Category:American comedy short films
Category:English-language comedy short films
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