Back to the Cold War
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{{Infobox television episode
| series = South Park
| season = 25
| episode = 4
| director = Trey Parker
| writer = Trey Parker
| guests = Endre Hules as Sergei Shoigu
| music = {{unbulleted list|
|"Dance Hall Days" by Wang Chung
|"Games Without Frontiers" by Peter Gabriel
|"Two Tribes" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood}}
| production = 2504
| airdate = {{Start date|2022|03|02}}
| prev = City People
| next = Help, My Teenager Hates Me!
| season_article = South Park season 25
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"Back to the Cold War" is the fourth episode of the twenty-fifth season of the American animated television series South Park. It is the 315th episode overall of the series, and premiered on Comedy Central in the United States on March 2, 2022.{{cite press release|url=https://southpark.cc.com/news/smxtma/south-park-s-25th-season-continues-wednesday-march-2nd-at-8-pm-et-pt-on-comedy-central-with-back-to-the-cold-war|title=South Park's 25th season continues Wednesday, March 2nd at 8 pm ET/PT on Comedy Central with 'Back to the Cold War'|date=February 28, 2022|access-date=February 28, 2022|via=Comedy Central|archive-date=February 28, 2022|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220228145529/https://southpark.cc.com/news/smxtma/south-park-s-25th-season-continues-wednesday-march-2nd-at-8-pm-et-pt-on-comedy-central-with-back-to-the-cold-war|url-status=live}}
The episode, which focuses on Mr. Mackey's preparation for nuclear war, and Butters Stotch's preparation to compete in a dressage tournament,{{cite web|url=https://www.thewrap.com/south-park-back-to-the-cold-war-russia-ukraine-episode-2022/|title='South Park' Goes 'Back to the Cold War' in Episode About Russian Invasion of Ukraine|last=Knolle|first=Sharon|publisher=The Wrap|url-status=live|date=February 28, 2022|accessdate=March 2, 2022|archivedate=February 28, 2022|archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20220228230851/https://www.thewrap.com/south-park-back-to-the-cold-war-russia-ukraine-episode-2022/}}{{cite web|url=https://deadline.com/video/south-park-cold-war-promo-russia-ukraine/|publisher=Deadline Hollywood|last=Pedersen|first=Erik|title='South Park's Mr. Mackay Prepares For Nuclear Attack In '80s-Nostalgic 'Back To The Cold War' Promo|url-status=live|date=February 28, 2022|accessdate=March 2, 2022|archivedate=March 2, 2022|archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20220302150151/https://deadline.com/video/south-park-cold-war-promo-russia-ukraine/}}{{cite web|url=https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/south-park-nuclear-war-new-episode-b2025823.html|newspaper=The Independent|title=South Park: Characters prepare for nuclear warfare in brand new trailer|last=Parkel|first=Inga|url-status=live|date=March 1, 2022|accessdate=March 2, 2022|archivedate=March 2, 2022|archiveurl=https://web.archive.org/web/20220302150448/https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/south-park-nuclear-war-new-episode-b2025823.html}} is the first scripted television episode to reference the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, which was launched six days prior.{{cite news|last1=Zinets|first1=Natalia|last2=Vasovic|first2=Aleksandar|title=Missiles rain down around Ukraine|url=https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-orders-military-operations-ukraine-demands-kyiv-forces-surrender-2022-02-24/|publisher=Reuters|date=February 23, 2022|access-date=March 1, 2022|archive-date=February 24, 2022|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220224033456/https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-orders-military-operations-ukraine-demands-kyiv-forces-surrender-2022-02-24/|url-status=live }} "Back to the Cold War" episode also references the Cold War-era films WarGames, Red Dawn, and Rocky IV, as well as other aspects of 1980s culture, such as piano neckties and large boomboxes.
Plot
At South Park Elementary, Mr. Garrison tells his fourth-graders that he and his boyfriend Rick got into a fight, while the students are worried about Vladimir Putin. Mr. Mackey enters the class and announces an immediate safety drill in case of a nuclear bomb as he ends the drill with some "appropriate '80s music". PC Principal tells Mackey to stop his increasing amount of nuclear safety drills as it appears Mackey has become overly nostalgic for the era. Mackey responds by sneaking into Principal's office and taking photographs. At an equestrian facility, Butters Stotch practices his horse-riding skills in preparation of an upcoming dressage event against a Russian student with the last name Solokov, while his parents Stephen and Linda Stotch, who are concerned for Butters' abilities, boo loudly at Solokov. Stephen warns Butters that the dressage event reminds them of the Cold War and that Butters needs to defeat Solokov. As Mackey reviews the pictures on a microfiche machine, Butters asks Mackey for counseling regarding his parents which triggers Mackey to demand to know everything about dressage.
Butters attempts to train his horse, Melancholy, to perform dressage better, but Melancholy constantly defecates and has sexual intercourse with another horse during a practice. Mackey investigates the home of the Solokov family and finds Stephen and Linda in the stable trying to sabotage the horse. Mackey claims that Principal is a Russian spy and the dressage tournament will be a ploy to launch nuclear missiles. Mackey goes to his childhood family home to use a vintage floppy disk and dial-up modem to infiltrate the computers at NORAD. Mackey uses BASIC commands to hack the root system, emulating a Russian nuclear attack, triggering an escalation to DEFCON-3. The Russians receive notice of the DEFCON change and warn Putin, who has been nostalgic lately. As Mackey prepares to escalate NORAD to DEFCON-2, his mother interrupts and makes him realize the true source of his nostalgia is the fact that he is getting old. She tells him the Cold War era was not a good time nor one he should be attempting to get back to. At the dressage event, just as Solokov is about to win the event, Melancholy has intercourse with Solokov's horse, resulting in Solokov being thrown off the horse. A boxing referee counts Solokov out and Butters wins the event. The crowd celebrates as Mackey arrives and makes a triumphant speech.
Reception
Dan Caffrey with The A.V. Club gave the episode a "B+", as he appreciated the conversation between Mackey and his mother, stating "On its own, the heart-to-heart between the Mackeys functions as the latest piece of South Park wisdom—a reminder that, when we long for our supposed halcyon days, we're often only remembering the good parts. In that way, 'Back to the Cold War' feels in conversation with episodes like 'Member Berries' (which also used nostalgia as a justification for atrocity) and the now-classic 'You're Getting Old'." Caffrey also commented how Mackey's takeover of the NORAD computer was a plot taken from the film WarGames.{{cite web |last1=Caffrey |first1=Dan |title=Nostalgia fuels war in a timely episode of South Park |url=https://www.avclub.com/nostalgia-fuels-war-in-a-timely-episode-of-south-park-1848611021 |website=The A.V. Club |access-date=March 3, 2022 |date=March 3, 2022 |archive-date=March 4, 2022 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220304064209/https://www.avclub.com/nostalgia-fuels-war-in-a-timely-episode-of-south-park-1848611021 |url-status=live }}
See also
References
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External links
- [https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/ohj8pg/south-park-back-to-the-cold-war-season-25-ep-4 "Back to the Cold War"] Full Episode at South Park Studios
- {{IMDb episode|18285532}}
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