Canteen Boy

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Canteen Boy is a recurring Saturday Night Live character played by Adam Sandler. Canteen Boy is a naive, childlike assistant scoutmaster with an acute attention to detail. He is always seen with a full scout's uniform and a canteen around his neck. Canteen Boy is routinely mocked by other characters in the sketch, who are well aware that their jokes will be lost on the character.{{Cite web |last=Willeford |first=Jacob |date=2022-11-27 |title=The Alec Baldwin And Adam Sandler SNL Sketch That Had Viewers Turning Off The TV In Discomfort |url=https://www.looper.com/1114754/the-alec-baldwin-and-adam-sandler-snl-sketch-that-had-viewers-turning-off-the-tv-in-discomfort/ |access-date=2024-05-31 |website=Looper |language=en-US}} It appears he lacks self-confidence, such as in one instance when he is called an idiot, he responds by calling the bully an idiot in return, only to claim he said nothing when the bully threatens him. His revenge toward these bullies often ties into his skills as an outdoorsman. Canteen Boy is a master at snake-calling, and he enjoys the television show Seaquest. He has also said in passing that he very much admires Cheryl Tiegs.{{Cite news |last=Butler |first=Bethonie |date=May 3, 2019 |title=Adam Sandler returns to 'SNL' |url=https://www.telegram.com/story/entertainment/2019/05/03/adam-sandler-is-hosting-snl-for-first-time-will-he-bring-back-canteen-boy/5266463007/ |access-date=April 22, 2024 |work=The Washington Post |via=Telegram & Gazette |ref=WaPo}} A sketch would often end with either Canteen Boy finding a snake or his tormentors having to run away from a sudden onslaught of snakes. Sandler later stated that there is nothing wrong with Canteen Boy, rather he is "someone who has been in the Scouts too long". Although the word 'boy' in the character's name suggests he's a child, it has been made clear that Canteen Boy is actually a 27-year-old man who still lives with his mom and is still active in the Boy Scouts. Since he is overage to be an active Scout, he is actually a Scout leader. However this was contradicted in a brief bit where Chris Farley plays a fellow Scout, and it is assumed Farley was meant to be a teenager.

The season 19 Valentine's Day episode hosted by Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger had a sketch where Baldwin played Mr. Armstrong, a scoutmaster who made overt sexual advances toward Canteen Boy. NBC received many complaints about the skit, saying that it was homophobic and trivialized pedophilia.{{Cite book |last=Cader |first=Michael |url=https://archive.org/details/saturdaynightliv00cade/page/179/mode/1up |title=Saturday Night Live: The First Twenty Years |last2=Baskin |first2=Edie |publisher=Houghton Mifflin |year=1994 |isbn=978-0395708958 |pages=179 |chapter=Letter from NBC Standards and Practices}}{{cite news |last1=Aquino |first1=Tara |date=April 9, 2015 |title=The 10 Raciest 'Saturday Night Live' Moments of All Time |url=https://www.vh1.com/news/l2klug/raciest-saturday-night-live-moments |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220518105847/https://www.vh1.com/news/l2klug/raciest-saturday-night-live-moments |archive-date=May 18, 2022 |access-date=July 25, 2015 |work=VH1.com}} Actual molestation did not occur, as Canteen Boy had clearly understood what was happening and was ill at ease with Mr. Armstrong's attitude. The sketch ends with Canteen Boy running off into the woods. The controversial sketch became the subject of Baldwin's monologue the next time he hosted on December 10, 1994.{{Cite web |title=12/10/94 Alec Baldwin’s Monologue |url=https://snltranscripts.jt.org/94/94hmono.phtml |access-date=April 22, 2024 |website=SNL Transcripts |ref=Monologue}}{{Cite news |last=Vineyard |first=Jennifer |date=2019-09-27 |title=‘S.N.L.’ Is Sorry: A Brief History of the Show’s (Sort Of) Apologies |url=https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/27/arts/television/snl-apologies.html |access-date=2024-04-22 |work=The New York Times |language=en-US |issn=0362-4331 |ref=NYT}}

In repeats and compilation videos, a disclaimer is added before the sketch that explicitly states that Canteen Boy is 27 years old and that the sketch is based on actual events (with some elements added in for dramatic effect).

Sandler later reworked Canteen Boy by amalgamating him with Cajun Man, another SNL character played by Sandler. Both characters were merged into the protagonist of Sandler's 1998 film The Waterboy.