Desperate Housewives season 8#ep175

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| caption = ABC promotional poster for the eighth season of Desperate Housewives. From left to right: Susan, Lynette, Gabrielle, and Bree.

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The eighth and final season of Desperate Housewives, a television series created by Marc Cherry, began broadcasting in the United States on September 25, 2011, and concluded on May 13, 2012.[https://deadline.com/2011/08/exclusive-abc-will-end-desperate-housewives-in-may-2012-after-8th-season-154244/ EXCLUSIVE: ABC Will End "Desperate Housewives" In May 2012 After 8th Season], Deadline Hollywood, August 5, 2011[http://tvbythenmbers.zap2it.com/2011/06/27/abc-announces-fall-series-premire-dates-late-starts-for-once-upon-a-time-man-up/96596 ABC Announces Fall Series Premiere Dates: Late Starts for "Once Upon a Time", "Man Up"]{{dead link|date=April 2025|bot=medic}}{{cbignore|bot=medic}}, TV By the Numbers, June 27, 2011[http://www.tvline.com/2011/08/abc-press-tour-desperate-housewives-ending ABC Boss Confirms "Desperate Housewives" to End: "We Wanted It To Have Its Victory Lap"] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120118234350/http://www.tvline.com/2011/08/abc-press-tour-desperate-housewives-ending |date=2012-01-18 }}, TV Line, August 7, 2011[http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/08/desperate-housewives-will-end-its-run-on-abc-.html "Desperate Housewives" will end its run on ABC] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220207213252/https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv |date=2022-02-07 }}, Los Angeles Times, August 7, 2011{{cite web|url=http://www.tvfanatic.com/2012/03/abc-reveals-season-finale-dates|title=ABC Reveals Season Finale Dates|last=Richenthal|first=Matt|work=TV Fanatic|date=March 12, 2012|access-date=March 26, 2012|archive-date=March 15, 2012|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120315000637/http://www.tvfanatic.com/2012/03/abc-reveals-season-finale-dates/|url-status=live}} The season was promoted as Kiss Them Goodbye.

Desperate Housewives was renewed for an eighth season by ABC on May 17, 2011.[https://web.archive.org/web/20110520225832/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/05/17/abc-2011-12-primetime-schedule-announced/92903/ ABC 2011-12 Primetime Schedule Announced], TV By the Numbers, May 17, 2011 The deceased character Mary Alice Young continues to narrate the events in the lives of her Wisteria Lane residents Susan Delfino, Lynette Scavo, Bree Van de Kamp, Gabrielle Solis, and Renee Perry. This season's mystery sees the housewives deal with covering up the murder of Gabrielle's stepfather, Alejandro Perez, from the previous season's finale.

The final season began airing in the Middle East on October 3, 2011, on OSN First and in Latin America on October 6, 2011. It began airing in the United Kingdom on Sunday, January 8, 2012, on E4 and Tuesday, January 10, 2012, on Channel 4;{{cite web|url=http://www.channel4.com/programmes/desperate-housewives/episode-guide/series-8/episode-1|title=Desperate Housewives - Episode Guide - All 4|access-date=August 26, 2016|archive-date=March 4, 2016|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20160304002144/http://www.channel4.com/programmes/desperate-housewives/episode-guide/series-8/episode-1|url-status=live}} in Ireland on RTÉ Two on Tuesday, January 3, 2012;{{cite news|url=http://www.rte.ie/ten/2011/1219/desperatehousewives.html|work=RTÉ News|title=Win Desperate Housewives goodies|date=December 19, 2011|access-date=December 19, 2011|archive-date=February 7, 2022|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220207213251/https://www.rte.ie/entertainment/2011/1219/434283-desperatehousewives/|url-status=live}} in Greece on FOXlife on Monday, January 16, 2012; in Austria on January 2, 2012, on ORF;:de:Desperate Housewives#Achte Staffel 2 in Germany on January 4, 2012; in Australia on February 2, 2012, and in France on April 12, 2012.

Production

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|quote = It is an iconic show. We are so proud of it. I just wanted to make sure that this show that put this network on the map ... had its victory lap, had a chance to really set out every episode and build an arc [in its final season.]

|source = ABC President Paul LeeVillarrea, Ivonne (August 7, 2011). [http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/08/desperate-houswives-will-end-its-run-on-abc-.html "'Desperate Housewives' will end its run on ABC"] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120426090151/http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/08/desperate-houswives-will-end-its-run-on-abc-.html |date=2012-04-26 }}. Los Angeles Times. Retrieved October 4, 2011.

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In 2007, series creator and executive producer Marc Cherry stated that he planned to end Desperate Housewives after its seventh season in 2011. He explained: "I think that, at the end of my deal, and after seven seasons, it will be a good time to call it quits. I don't want anybody else to run the show and I don't want [it] to fade away ... I don't want to overstay my welcome."Adalian, Josef (February 20, 2007). [https://variety.com/2007/scene/markets-festivals/abc-keeps-housewives-honcho-1117959858/ "ABC keeps 'Housewives' honcho"] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20160316033037/http://variety.com/2007/scene/markets-festivals/abc-keeps-housewives-honcho-1117959858/ |date=March 16, 2016 }}.Variety. Retrieved October 4, 2011. Cherry reaffirmed his intentions the following year.[https://archive.today/20120716002448/http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/25734941%23.TotzM3FLpYQ "'Housewives' creator says show's end in sight"]. July 18, 2008. MSNBC. Retrieved October 4, 2011. However, in 2009, Cherry signed a deal with ABC designed to potentially keep Desperate Housewives on air until the end of its ninth season in 2013.Schneider, Michael (October 28, 2009). [https://variety.com/2009/scene/markets-festivals/marc-cherry-signs-new-deal-with-abc-1118010525/ "Marc Cherry signs new deal with ABC"] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20241208025049/https://variety.com/2009/scene/markets-festivals/marc-cherry-signs-new-deal-with-abc-1118010525/ |date=December 8, 2024 }} . Variety. Retrieved October 4, 2011. Lead actresses Marcia Cross, Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, and Eva Longoria signed on for an eighth season in April 2011, with each earning a reported salary of $325,000 per episode. Their contracts also included financial incentives for a potential ninth season.Andreeva, Nellie (April 11, 2011). [https://deadline.com/2011/04/desperate-housewives-stars-finalizing-new-deals-paving-way-to-season-8-pickup-121612/ "'Desperate Housewives' Stars Finalizing New Deals, Paving Way To Season 8 Pickup"] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20141003053657/http://deadline.com/2011/04/desperate-housewives-stars-finalizing-new-deals-paving-way-to-season-8-pickup-121612/ |date=October 3, 2014 }} . Deadline Hollywood. Retrieved October 4, 2011. ABC officially announced the show's eighth season on May 17, 2011, along with the rest of its primetime schedule for the 2011-2012 television season.Siedman, Robert (May 17, 2011). [https://web.archive.org/web/20110520225832/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/05/17/abc-2011-12-primetime-schedule-announced/92903/ "ABC 2011-12 Primetime Schedule Announced"]. TV by the Numbers. Retrieved October 4, 2011.

In July 2011, it was reported that ABC was considering ending the series after the eighth season.Schneider, Michael (July 11, 2011). [https://www.tvguide.com/News/Desperate-Housewives-End-1035166.aspx "Is This the End for Desperate Housewives?"] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20140912072244/http://www.tvguide.com/news/desperate-housewives-end-1035166.aspx |date=2014-09-12 }}. TV Guide. Retrieved October 4, 2011. On August 7, ABC president Paul Lee confirmed that the eighth season would be the show's last at the Television Critics Association media press tour. Cherry commented on the show's ending, stating: "Shows go on too long and they are unceremoniously booted off. I didn’t want it to happen to Desperate Housewives. While we are still a force to be reckoned with, I wanted to go off in the classiest way possible."Rice, Lynette (August 7, 2011). [http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/08/07/desperate-housewives-creator-on-shows-ending/?iid=rcfooter-tv-%27desperate+housewives%27%3A+%27classiest%27+exit "'Housewives' creator: 'I wanted to go off in the classiest way'"] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220207213234/https://ew.com/article/2011/08/07/desperate-housewives-creator-on-shows-ending/?iid=rcfooter-tv-%2527desperate+housewives%2527%253A+%2527classiest%2527+exit |date=2022-02-07 }}. Entertainment Weekly. Retrieved October 4, 2011. Cherry reported that the cast was bittersweet over the news of the series' end. "The women knew it was a possibility," he explained. "There was a touch of shock but not completely." Shooting of the series finale took place from April 16 to 26, 2012.{{cite web|url=http://www.whosay.com/EvaLongoria/photos/159842|title=WhoSay - #CelebsUnfiltered, Social Celebrities, Entertainment News, Photos, Videos, and Exclusives|access-date=26 August 2016|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120419192323/http://www.whosay.com/EvaLongoria/photos/159842|archive-date=19 April 2012}}{{cite web|url=http://www.whosay.com/EvaLongoria/photos/164157?wsref=fb&code=blh3aRE|title=WhoSay - #CelebsUnfiltered, Social Celebrities, Entertainment News, Photos, Videos, and Exclusives|access-date=26 August 2016|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120430025904/http://www.whosay.com/EvaLongoria/photos/164157?wsref=fb&code=blh3aRE|archive-date=30 April 2012}}

Cast

{{main|List of Desperate Housewives cast members|List of Desperate Housewives characters}}

The eighth and final season had twelve roles receiving star billing, with nine out of thirteen returning from the previous season. The series is narrated by Brenda Strong, who portrays the deceased Mary Alice Young, as she observes from beyond the grave the lives of the Wisteria Lane residents and her former best friends. Teri Hatcher portrayed Susan Delfino, who deals with her involvement in the cover-up of the murder of Gabrielle's stepfather, as well as the death of her husband and the pregnancy of her daughter. Felicity Huffman portrayed Lynette Scavo, now separated from her husband. Marcia Cross portrayed Bree Van de Kamp, who takes charge in the cover-up. Eva Longoria portrayed Gabrielle Solis, whose life suffers radical changes following the cover-up. Vanessa Williams portrayed Renee Perry, who falls in love with the newest resident of Wisteria Lane. Ricardo Antonio Chavira portrayed Carlos Solis, Gabrielle's husband who killed her stepfather in the previous season finale. Doug Savant portrayed Tom Scavo, now separated from Lynette and trying to move on with his life. James Denton portrayed Mike Delfino, Susan's husband who is killed in the second half of the season. After making some guest appearances towards the end of the previous season, Jonathan Cake was made series regular in the role of Chuck Vance, a detective and Bree's love interest.Andreeva, Nellie (March 21, 2011). [https://deadline.com/2011/03/jonathan-cake-joins-abcs-desperate-housewives-as-new-regular-115870/ "Jonathan Cakes Joins ABC's 'Desperate Housewives' As A New Regular"] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20240322035309/https://deadline.com/2011/03/jonathan-cake-joins-abcs-desperate-housewives-as-new-regular-115870/ |date=March 22, 2024 }} . Deadline Hollywood. Retrieved October 4, 2011. Charles Mesure also joined the main cast as Ben Faulkner, a ruthless, self-made contractor who finds Renee attractive.[https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/desperate-housewives-charles-mesure-joins-209332 "Desperate Housewives": "V"'s Charles Mesure Joins as Series Regular] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20180708104451/https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/desperate-housewives-charles-mesure-joins-209332 |date=2018-07-08 }}, Hollywood Reporter, July 8, 2011 Furthermore, Madison De La Garza was promoted from "also starring" to a formal "starring" cast member as Juanita Solis, Gabrielle's oldest daughter. Mark Moses left the main cast again since his character's mystery was resolved in the previous season finale; however, he made one last guest appearance at the beginning of this season as Paul Young, Mary Alice's imprisoned widower.

Kathryn Joosten (Karen McCluskey), Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott) and Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), all of whom were "starring" castmembers in the previous season, were demoted to "also starring" in this season. Also starring were Charlie Carver, Joshua Logan Moore and Darcy Rose Byrnes respectively as Porter, Parker and Penny Scavo, Lynette's children, as well as child actor Mason Vale Cotton portraying M.J. Delfino, Susan's son.

Many established guest stars and former regulars reprised their roles in this season,{{cite web|url=http://www.tvline.com/2011/11/desperate-housewives-season-8-dana-delany-kyle-maclachlan-andrea-bowen|title=Desperate Housewives Exclusive: Dana Delany, Kyle MacLachlan Book Final Season Comebacks|last=Ausiello|first=Michael|work=TV Line|date=November 23, 2011|access-date=November 23, 2011|archive-date=November 24, 2011|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111124112245/http://www.tvline.com/2011/11/desperate-housewives-season-8-dana-delany-kyle-maclachlan-andrea-bowen/|url-status=live}} and new ones were introduced. Part of Gabrielle's storyline were Tony Plana portraying Alejandro Perez, Gabrielle's stepfather whose death at Carlos's hands in the previous season finale is this season's main storyline, Daniella Baltodano playing Celia Solis, Gabrielle's youngest daughter, Justina Machado in the role of Claudia Sanchez, Alejandro's new wife, Daniela Bobadilla appearing as Marisa Sanchez, Claudia's daughter that (like Gabrielle) was abused by Alejandro, John Rubinstein portraying Principal Hobson, headmaster at Juanita's school, Matt Winston acting as Lazaro, who offers Gabrielle a job as personal shopper, and Lupe Ontiveros returning as Juanita "Mama" Solis, Carlos's deceased mother who appears in a flashback. Part of Susan's storyline were Miguel Ferrer playing Andre Zeller, a part-time illustrator who clashes with Susan,[http://www.tvline.com/2011/08/desperate-housewives-miguel-ferrer-spoiler "Desperate Housewives" Exclusive: Miguel Ferrer to School Susan] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111019160326/http://www.tvline.com/2011/08/desperate-housewives-miguel-ferrer-spoiler/ |date=2011-10-19 }}, TV Line, August 19, 2011 Leslie Jordan featuring as Felix Bergman, an art critic interested in Susan's work, and Andrea Bowen returning as Julie Mayer, Susan's daughter who is pregnant with Porter's child. Part of Lynette's storyline were Andrea Parker portraying Jane Carlson, a love interest for Tom,[http://www.tvline.com/2011/08/desperate-housewives-andrea-parker "Desperate Housewives" Switcheroo: Andrea Parker In, Jessica Hecht Out as Tom's New GF] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111019165701/http://www.tvline.com/2011/08/desperate-housewives-andrea-parker/ |date=2011-10-19 }}, TV Line, August 19, 2011 Max Carver appearing as Preston Scavo, another of Lynette's sons, Patrick Fabian playing Frank, a hairdresser that dates Lynette a couple of times, Reed Diamond portraying Gregg Limon, Tom's boss, and former series regular Dana Delany reprising her role as Katherine Mayfair in the series finale, making Lynette a business proposition.{{cite web|url=https://www.tvguide.com/News/Dana-Delany-Desperate-Housewives-Series-Finale-1045813.aspx|title=Dana Delany Returning to Desperate Housewives for Series Finale|last=Stanhope|first=Kate|work=TV Guide|date=April 9, 2012|access-date=April 9, 2012|archive-date=April 11, 2012|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120411003247/http://www.tvguide.com/News/Dana-Delany-Desperate-Housewives-Series-Finale-1045813.aspx|url-status=live}} Part of Bree's storyline were Shawn Pyfrom and Joy Lauren playing Bree's son and daughter, Andrew and Danielle Van de Kamp,{{cite web|url=https://www.tvguide.com/News/Desperate-Housewives-Shawn-Pyfrom-1043396.aspx|title=Exclusive: Shawn Pyfrom Return to Desperate Housewives|last=Abrams|first=Natalie|work=TV Guide|date=February 14, 2012|access-date=February 14, 2012|archive-date=February 15, 2012|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120215170205/http://www.tvguide.com/News/Desperate-Housewives-Shawn-Pyfrom-1043396.aspx|url-status=live}}{{cite web|url=http://www.tvline.com/2012/02/spoilers-greys-anatomy-castle-criminal-minds|title=Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on Grey's Anatomy, Castle, Glee, Criminal Minds, Gossip Girl and More!|last=Ausiello|first=Michael|work=TV Line|date=February 28, 2012|access-date=March 2, 2012|archive-date=March 2, 2012|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120302164358/http://www.tvline.com/2012/02/spoilers-greys-anatomy-castle-criminal-minds/|url-status=live}}{{cite web |url=http://www.abcmedianet.com/assets/pr%5Chtml/092611_16.html |title=Daily News Releases |access-date=2011-09-27 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111012163258/http://www.abcmedianet.com/assets/pr/html/092611_16.html |archive-date=2011-10-12 }} Dakin Matthews appearing as Reverend Sykes, reverend at the local Presbyterian church, Kyle MacLachlan returning as Orson Hodge, Bree's ex-husband who returns to help her with an ulterior motive, Steven Culp reprising his role as Rex Van de Kamp, Bree's deceased first husband who appears in a flashback, Christina Chang portraying Emily Stone, the District Attorney playing the part of the prosecutor in Bree's trial, Alyson Reed playing Judge Conti, who presides over Bree's trial, and Scott Bakula making special guest appearances as Trip Weston, Bree's lawyer and eventually her third husband.{{cite news|url=https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/desperate-housewives-abc-scott-bakula-casting-295848|title='Desperate Housewives' Lawyers Up With Guest Star Scott Bakula|last=Nededog|first=Jethro|work=Hollywood Reporter|date=February 28, 2012|access-date=February 29, 2012|archive-date=March 2, 2012|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120302225819/http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/desperate-housewives-abc-scott-bakula-casting-295848|url-status=live}} Orson Bean portrayed Roy Bender, Mrs. McCluskey's husband, while Christine Estabrook reappeared in the series finale in a flashback as Martha Huber, the woman that blackmailed Mary Alice.{{cite web|url=https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/desperate-housewives-finale-christine-estabrook-returning-312624|title='Desperate Housewives': Christine Estabrook Returning for Series Finale (Exclusive)|last=Goldberg|first=Lesley|work=Hollywood Reporter|date=April 16, 2012|access-date=April 17, 2012|archive-date=April 19, 2012|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120419060129/http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/desperate-housewives-finale-christine-estabrook-returning-312624|url-status=live}}{{cite web|url=https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/desperate-housewives-finale-christine-estabrook-returning-312624|title='Desperate Housewives': Christine Estabrook Returning for Series Finale (Exclusive)|last=Goldberg|first=Leslie|work=Hollywood Reporter|date=April 16, 2012|access-date=May 8, 2012|archive-date=April 19, 2012|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120419174425/http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/desperate-housewives-finale-christine-estabrook-returning-312624|url-status=live}}

In the final moments of the series finale, a sequence featuring Susan and her family leaving Wisteria Lane saw many other stars making uncredited cameo appearances as ghosts of characters who died during the course of the series.{{cite web|url=https://www.tvguide.com/News/Kecks-Exclusives-Desperate-1046336.aspx|title=Keck's Exclusives First Look: Desperate Housewives{{'}} James Denton Lives Again!|last=Keck|first=William|work=TV Guide|date=April 22, 2012|access-date=May 13, 2012|archive-date=May 8, 2012|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120508063716/http://www.tvguide.com/News/Kecks-Exclusives-Desperate-1046336.aspx|url-status=live}} In addition to Strong's, Denton's, Joosten's, Culp's, Estabrook's, Cake's and Ontiveros's characters (all of whom made previous appearances in the season), among the returning ghosts were Roger Bart as George Williams, Justine Bateman as Ellie Leonard, Emily Bergl as Beth Young, Richard Burgi as Karl Mayer, Maria Cominis as Mona Clarke, Ellen Geer as Lillian Simms, Valerie Mahaffey as Alma Hodge, David Starzyk as Bradley Scott, and Kiersten Warren as Nora Huntington.

Episodes

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| EpisodeNumber = 158

| EpisodeNumber2 = 1

| Title = Secrets That I Never Want to Know

| DirectedBy = David Grossman

| WrittenBy = Bob Daily

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2011|9|25}}

| Viewers = 9.93{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/09/27/sunday-final-ratings-desperate-housewives-csimiami-the-simpsons-adjusted-up-60-minutes-adjusted-down/105018|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20110929135811/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/09/27/sunday-final-ratings-desperate-housewives-csimiami-the-simpsons-adjusted-up-60-minutes-adjusted-down/105018/|url-status=dead|archive-date=September 29, 2011|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Desperate Housewives,' 'CSI: Miami,' 'The Simpsons' Adjusted Up; '60 Minutes' Adjusted Down|last=Gorman|first=Bill|date=September 27, 2011|work=TV by the Numbers|access-date=September 27, 2011}}

| ShortSummary = Bree tries desperately to keep what happened to Alejandro a secret from Chuck; Gabrielle seeks out a priest in order to help Carlos with his problem; Ben Faulkner, a new neighbor, meets Renee; Susan withdraws from her friends because of what happened to Alejandro. Tom and Lynette struggle separating and telling the kids. Bree gets an anonymous letter in the mail, the same one that made Mary Alice kill herself.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 159

| EpisodeNumber2 = 2

| Title = Making the Connection

| DirectedBy = Tara Nicole Weyr

| WrittenBy = Matt Berry

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2011|10|2}}

| Viewers = 9.16{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/04/sunday-final-ratings-desperate-housewives-pan-am-adjusted-up-unscrambled-amazing-race-the-good-wife/105907|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111005145958/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/04/sunday-final-ratings-desperate-housewives-pan-am-adjusted-up-unscrambled-amazing-race-the-good-wife/105907/|url-status=dead|archive-date=October 5, 2011|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Desperate Housewives,' 'Pan Am' Adjusted Up + Unscrambled 'Amazing Race,' 'The Good Wife'|last=Seidman|first=Robert|work=TV by the Numbers|date=October 4, 2011|access-date=October 4, 2011}}

| ShortSummary = Gabrielle tries to spice up her sex life; Susan seeks out a punishment for feeling guilty; Renee attempts to bond with Ben; Tom and Lynette struggle to cope with raising the kids separately; Bree discovers Chuck's past.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 160

| EpisodeNumber2 = 3

| Title = Watch While I Revise the World

| DirectedBy = David Warren

| WrittenBy = John Paul Bullock III

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2011|10|9}}

| Viewers = 8.63{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/11/sunday-final-ratings-desperate-housewives-adjusted-up-cbs-unscrambled-packersfalcons-averages-22-million/106756|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111013095740/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/11/sunday-final-ratings-desperate-housewives-adjusted-up-cbs-unscrambled-packersfalcons-averages-22-million/106756/|url-status=dead|archive-date=October 13, 2011|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Desperate Housewives' Adjusted Up; CBS Unscrambled; Packers/Falcons Averages 22 Million|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Gorman|first=Bill|date=October 11, 2011|access-date=October 11, 2011}}

| ShortSummary = Renee helps Lee when he has a problem with Jenny; Susan and Carlos begin to spend time together due to their guilt but Mike begins to get suspicious; Bree becomes convinced Chuck sent the letter to her so she and Gabrielle investigate; Lynette grows suspicious of her sister Lydia and her new fiancé.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 161

| EpisodeNumber2 = 4

| Title = School of Hard Knocks

| DirectedBy = David Grossman

| WrittenBy = Marco Pennette

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2011|10|16}}

| Viewers = 8.27{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/18/sunday-final-ratings-amazing-race-the-x-factor-adjusted-up-vikings-bears-averages-16-57-million/107561|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111020151547/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/18/sunday-final-ratings-amazing-race-the-x-factor-adjusted-up-vikings-bears-averages-16-57-million/107561/|url-status=dead|archive-date=October 20, 2011|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Amazing Race,' 'The X Factor' Adjusted Up; Vikings-Bears Averages 16.57 Million|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|date=October 18, 2011|access-date=October 18, 2011}}

| ShortSummary = Lynette discovers Tom is dating; Bree attempts to comfort Danielle after her husband leaves her; Susan clashes with an art teacher named Andre, who she had hoped to impress; Gabrielle's rebellious attitude towards the leader of the PTA leads to her being put in charge.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 162

| EpisodeNumber2 = 5

| Title = The Art of Making Art

| DirectedBy = Lonny Price

| WrittenBy = Dave Flebotte

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2011|10|23}}

| Viewers = 9.17{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/25/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-adjusted-up-final-ratings-for-world-series-game-4-saintscolts/108354|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111027162718/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/25/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-adjusted-up-final-ratings-for-world-series-game-4-saintscolts/108354/|url-status=dead|archive-date=October 27, 2011|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Once Upon A Time' Adjusted Up + Final Ratings For World Series Game 4 & Saints/Colts|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Gorman|first=Bill|date=October 25, 2011|access-date=October 26, 2011}}

| ShortSummary = Tom and Lynette visit a couples counselor about their separation; Bree tries to help the city council regarding the homeless; Carlos is in a guilty situation; Susan is horrified about Andre requesting students to be naked in the next class; Gabrielle is having difficulty setting up a school event.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 163

| EpisodeNumber2 = 6

| Title = Witch's Lament

| DirectedBy = Tony Plana

| WrittenBy = Annie Weisman

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2011|10|30}}

| Viewers = 9.28{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/01/sunday-final-ratings-pan-am-adjusted-down-unscrambled-cbs-shows-sunday-night-football/109135|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111103191803/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/01/sunday-final-ratings-pan-am-adjusted-down-unscrambled-cbs-shows-sunday-night-football/109135/|url-status=dead|archive-date=November 3, 2011|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Cleveland Show' Adjusted Up; 'Pan Am' Adjusted Down + Unscrambled CBS Shows & 'Sunday Night Football'|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|date=November 1, 2011|access-date=November 2, 2011}}

| ShortSummary = Susan is appointed as Andre's intern and ends up watching his son; Lynette tries to outdo Jane and lies about making Penny's costume; Carlos speaks to a sponsor from A.A. about his blackout; the housewives are in the woods with the shovels, but the body they buried was mysteriously dug up; Renee gets romantic with Ben.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 164

| EpisodeNumber2 = 7

| Title = Always in Control

| DirectedBy = Jeff Greenstein

| WrittenBy = Jeff Greenstein

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2011|11|6}}

| Viewers = 8.78{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/08/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-family-guy-adjusted-up-pan-am-down-cbs-sunday-night-football/109878|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111111023217/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/08/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-family-guy-adjusted-up-pan-am-down-cbs-sunday-night-football/109878/|url-status=dead|archive-date=November 11, 2011|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Once Upon a Time,' 'Family Guy' Adjusted Up; 'Pan Am' Down + CBS & 'Sunday Night Football'|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|date=November 8, 2011|access-date=November 8, 2011}}

| ShortSummary = Susan uses her new paintings to impress Andre; Lynette tells Penny a fib about Jane; Gabrielle and Carlos try to get a different opinion about their children from Bob and Lee; Bree tries to solve the mystery of who dug up the body of Alejandro.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 165

| EpisodeNumber2 = 8

| Title = Suspicion Song

| DirectedBy = Jennifer Getzinger

| WrittenBy = David Schaldweiler

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2011|11|13}}

| Viewers = 9.29{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/15/sunday-final-ratings-the-simpsons-60-minutes-adjusted-down-final-cbs-sunday-night-football-ratings/110695|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111117104823/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/15/sunday-final-ratings-the-simpsons-60-minutes-adjusted-down-final-cbs-sunday-night-football-ratings/110695/|url-status=dead|archive-date=November 17, 2011|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'The Simpsons,' '60 Minutes' Adjusted Down + Final CBS & 'Sunday Night Football' Ratings|last=Gorman|first=Bill|work=TV by the Numbers|date=November 15, 2011|access-date=November 15, 2011}}

| ShortSummary = Bree is harassed by Chuck when his suspicions grow; a gallery owner evaluates Susan's paintings; Gabrielle tries to stop Carlos from having a drinking problem; Lynette tries to save her marriage.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 166

| EpisodeNumber2 = 9

| Title = Putting It Together

| DirectedBy = David Warren

| WrittenBy = Sheila Lawrence

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2011|12|4}}

| Viewers = 8.20{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/12/06/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-housewives-family-guy-csi-miami-adjusted-up-pan-am-60-minutes-adjusted-down/112765/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120107172134/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/12/06/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-housewives-family-guy-csi-miami-adjusted-up-pan-am-60-minutes-adjusted-down/112765/|url-status=dead|archive-date=January 7, 2012|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Once Upon A Time,' 'Housewives,' 'Family Guy' Adjusted Up; 'Pan Am,' 'CSI: Miami,' '60 Minutes' Adjusted Down|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Gorman|first=Bill|date=December 6, 2011|access-date=December 7, 2011}}

| ShortSummary = Chuck interrogates Susan, Lynette and Gabrielle about Alejandro's disappearance; Gabrielle goes on a desperate search to find Carlos; Lynette tells Tom a horrible secret; a drunk Bree reveals her past and present details, and then goes to a motel room where she sits and has a brief conversation with Mary Alice while having her gun set on the table.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 167

| EpisodeNumber2 = 10

| Title = What's to Discuss, Old Friend

| DirectedBy = David Grossman

| WrittenBy = Wendy Mericle

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|1|8}}

| Viewers = 8.84{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/10/sunday-final-ratings-cleveland-family-guy-american-dad-adjusted-up-unscrambled-the-good-wife-csi-miami-60-minutes/115907|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120113063814/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/10/sunday-final-ratings-cleveland-family-guy-american-dad-adjusted-up-unscrambled-the-good-wife-csi-miami-60-minutes/115907/|url-status=dead|archive-date=January 13, 2012|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Cleveland,' 'Family Guy,' 'American Dad' Adjusted Up + Unscrambled 'The Good Wife,' 'CSI: Miami' & '60 Minutes'|last=Seidman|first=Robert|work=TV By the Numbers|date=January 10, 2012|access-date=January 10, 2012}}

| ShortSummary = While searching for Carlos, Gabrielle is shocked by a news report on Chuck Vance's death; Susan informs Mike she is leaving for New York when, in fact, she is actually leaving for Oklahoma to visit the late Alejandro's family.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 168

| EpisodeNumber2 = 11

| Title = Who Can Say What's True?

| DirectedBy = Larry Shaw

| WrittenBy = Brian Tanen

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|1|15}}

| Viewers = 7.91{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/18/sunday-final-ratings-the-good-wife-adjusted-up-pan-am-adjusted-down-giantspackers-unscrambled-fox/116808|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120120194530/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/18/sunday-final-ratings-the-good-wife-adjusted-up-pan-am-adjusted-down-giantspackers-unscrambled-fox/116808/|url-status=dead|archive-date=January 20, 2012|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'The Good Wife' Adjusted Up; 'Pan Am' Adjusted Down + Giants/Packers, Unscrambled Fox|last=Gorman|first=Bill|work=TV By the Numbers|date=January 18, 2012|access-date=January 19, 2012}}

| ShortSummary = While in Oklahoma, Susan finds out from the late Alejandro's family that his stepdaughter, Marisa, was abused by him just like Gabrielle was; at a bar, Bree finds out something surprising about her new boyfriend; Gabrielle has some difficulty with Carlos's potential clients; Mike catches Ben doing some illegal activities in his real estate project.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 169

| EpisodeNumber2 = 12

| Title = What's the Good of Being Good

| DirectedBy = Ron Underwood

| WrittenBy = Jason Ganzel

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|1|22}}

| Viewers = 7.48{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/24/sunday-final-ratings-undercover-boss-adjusted-up-pan-am-adjusted-down-giants49ers/117320|archive-url=https://archive.today/20130209230736/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/24/sunday-final-ratings-undercover-boss-adjusted-up-pan-am-adjusted-down-giants49ers/117320|url-status=dead|archive-date=February 9, 2013|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Undercover Boss' Adjusted Up; 'Pan Am' Adjusted Down + Giants/49ers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|work=TV By the Numbers|date=January 24, 2012|access-date=January 24, 2012}}

| ShortSummary = Karen McCluskey finds out about Bree's sex life and plans to do something about it; Bree learns that her latest boyfriend is keeping a secret; Renee gets concerned about Lynette going out on a date with her hairdresser.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 170

| EpisodeNumber2 = 13

| Title = Is This What You Call Love?

| DirectedBy = David Grossman

| WrittenBy = David Schladweiler & Valérie A. Brotski

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|2|12}}

| Viewers = 6.40{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/14/sunday-final-ratings-napoleon-dynamite-american-dad-adjusted-up-60-minutes-adjusted-down-grammy-awards-finals/119822 |title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Napoleon Dynamite,' 'American Dad' Adjusted Up; '60 Minutes' Adjusted Down + 'Grammy Awards' Finals |last=Gorman |first=Bill |work=TV By the Numbers |date=February 14, 2012 |access-date=February 14, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120216201219/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/14/sunday-final-ratings-napoleon-dynamite-american-dad-adjusted-up-60-minutes-adjusted-down-grammy-awards-finals/119822/ |archive-date=February 16, 2012 }}

| ShortSummary = Since Bree is spending time meeting men at the bar and/or in bed, the only person who can help her is her ex-husband, Orson Hodge, the man who ran over Mike Delfino years ago; Susan finds out that Julie is pregnant; Gabrielle tries to handle a situation at school involving her daughter, Juanita.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 171

| EpisodeNumber2 = 14

| Title = Get Out of My Life

| DirectedBy = James Hayman

| WrittenBy = Cindy Appel

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|2|19}}

| Viewers = 7.65{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/22/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-family-guy-adjusted-up-unscrambled-cbs/121119/ |title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Once Upon a Time,' 'Family Guy' Adjusted Up + Unscrambled CBS |work=TV by the Numbers |last=Bibel |first=Sara |date=February 22, 2012 |access-date=February 22, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20121219112731/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/22/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-family-guy-adjusted-up-unscrambled-cbs/121119/ |archive-date=December 19, 2012 }}

| ShortSummary = Orson attempts to keep Bree away from her friends and tries to convince her to start a new life elsewhere; Roy is kicked out by Karen so he moves in with Gabrielle; Susan and Lynette find out Porter is the father of Julie's baby; Mike exposes Ben's illegal activities to Renee.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 172

| EpisodeNumber2 = 15

| Title = She Needs Me

| DirectedBy = Randy Zisk

| WrittenBy = Jason Ganzel

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|3|4}}

| Viewers = 8.21{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/06/sunday-final-ratings-the-good-wife-csi-miami-adjusted-up-cleveland-adjusted-down/123070|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120308083721/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/06/sunday-final-ratings-the-good-wife-csi-miami-adjusted-up-cleveland-adjusted-down/123070/|url-status=dead|archive-date=March 8, 2012|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'The Good Wife,' 'CSI Miami' Adjusted Up + 'Cleveland' Adjusted Down|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Bibel|first=Sara|date=March 6, 2012|access-date=March 6, 2012}}

| ShortSummary = After Lynette refuses to help raise Porter and Julie's baby, Susan offers to assist by setting up a nursery; Orson tries to get Bree to go to Maine with him; Ben's loan shark sets out to destroy Renee; Karen swears Gabrielle to secrecy; Orson, who knows what happened to Alejandro Perez, sends a letter to the authorities.

| LineColor = 111416

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 173

| EpisodeNumber2 = 16

| Title = You Take for Granted

| DirectedBy = Jeff Greenstein

| WrittenBy = Matt Berry

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|3|11}}

| Viewers = 8.39{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/13/sunday-final-ratings-60-minutes-americas-funniest-home-videos-once-upon-a-time-the-amazing-race-desperate-housewives-adjusted-up/124193|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120316011654/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/13/sunday-final-ratings-60-minutes-americas-funniest-home-videos-once-upon-a-time-the-amazing-race-desperate-housewives-adjusted-up/124193/|url-status=dead|archive-date=March 16, 2012|title=Sunday Final Ratings: '60 Minutes', 'America's Funniest Home Videos', 'Once Upon a Time', 'The Amazing Race' & 'Desperate Housewives' Adjusted Up|last=Kondolojy|first=Amanda|work=TV by the Numbers|date=March 13, 2012|access-date=March 13, 2012}}

| ShortSummary = The police read the details on Alejandro's death; Mike is forced by Susan to tell the police about Ben's loan shark; Carlos's strange behavior about money concerns Gabrielle; at Penny's birthday party, Jane tells Lynette some news; Bree is asked by Karen McCluskey to help her commit suicide; Mike is gunned down.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 174

| EpisodeNumber2 = 17

| Title = Women and Death

| DirectedBy = David Grossman

| WrittenBy = Annie Weisman

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|3|18}}

| Viewers = 9.03{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/20/sunday-final-ratings-harrys-law-adjusted-down-to-series-lows-desperate-housewives-adjusted-up-unscrambled-cbs/125031|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120322072748/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/20/sunday-final-ratings-harrys-law-adjusted-down-to-series-lows-desperate-housewives-adjusted-up-unscrambled-cbs/125031/|url-status=dead|archive-date=March 22, 2012|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Harry's Law' Adjusted Down to Series Lows; 'Desperate Housewives' Adjusted Up + Unscrambled CBS|last=Bibel|first=Sara|work=TV by the Numbers|date=March 20, 2012|access-date=March 20, 2012}}

| ShortSummary = The funeral of Mike Delfino leads to the ladies remembering how he impacted their lives; Bree is shocked when the police call her in for questioning regarding the murder of Gabrielle's stepfather; Lynette realizes she must fight for her marriage; Gabrielle agrees to let Carlos quit his job to help people.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 175

| EpisodeNumber2 = 18

| Title = Any Moment

| DirectedBy = Randy Zisk

| WrittenBy = Sheila Lawrence

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|3|25}}

| Viewers = 8.81{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/27/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-adjusted-up-gcb-adjusted-down-final-cbs-numbers/126129|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120329233315/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/27/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-adjusted-up-gcb-adjusted-down-final-cbs-numbers/126129/|url-status=dead|archive-date=March 29, 2012|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Once Upon a Time' Adjusted Up; 'GCB' Adjusted Down + Final CBS Numbers|last=Kondolojy|first=Amanda|work=TV By the Numbers|date=March 27, 2012|access-date=March 27, 2012}}

| ShortSummary = Bree is not so sure about Andrew's upcoming marriage; Gabrielle tries to find work in order to keep up her lifestyle; Lynette attempts to win back Tom; Susan finds a way to help M.J. through his pain; Ben and Renee get engaged.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 176

| EpisodeNumber2 = 19

| Title = With So Little to Be Sure Of

| DirectedBy = Tara Nicole Weyr

| WrittenBy = Marco Pennette

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|4|1}}

| Viewers = 8.49{{cite web |url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/04/03/sunday-final-ratingsonce-upon-a-time-bobs-burgers-60-minutes-adjusted-up/127041|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120406021308/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/04/03/sunday-final-ratingsonce-upon-a-time-bobs-burgers-60-minutes-adjusted-up/127041/|url-status=dead|archive-date=April 6, 2012|title=Sunday Final Ratings:'Once Upon A Time,' 'Bob's Burgers,' '60 Minutes' Adjusted Up|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Bibel|first=Sara|date=April 3, 2012|access-date=April 3, 2012}}

| ShortSummary = Carlos gets concerned about Gabrielle's new job; a secret of Mike makes Susan suspicious; Bree needs a lawyer's help in order to get her charges of Alejandro Perez's murder cleared; Jane works hard to make sure Tom and Lynette's divorce goes through.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 177

| EpisodeNumber2 = 20

| Title = Lost My Power

| DirectedBy = David Grossman

| WrittenBy = Wendy Mericle

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|4|29}}

| Viewers = 8.02{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/01/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-amazing-race-celebrity-apprentice-cleveland-adjusted-up-harrys-law-gcb-adjusted-down/131436/131325/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120926200154/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/01/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-amazing-race-celebrity-apprentice-cleveland-adjusted-up-harrys-law-gcb-adjusted-down/131436/131325/|url-status=dead|archive-date=September 26, 2012|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Once Upon a Time,' 'Amazing Race,' 'Celebrity Apprentice,' 'Cleveland' Adjusted Up; 'Harry's Law,' 'GCB' Adjusted Down|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Bibel|first=Sara|date=May 1, 2012|access-date=May 8, 2012}}

| ShortSummary = Susan builds M.J. a car for the soapbox derby; a wealthy woman hires Gabrielle to become her personal shopper; Bree's attorney, Trip Weston, gets her to explain her actions; Lynette causes trouble between Tom and his girlfriend; Renee tries to find out Ben's secret about the late Alejandro Perez.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| EpisodeNumber = 178

| EpisodeNumber2 = 21

| Title = The People Will Hear

| DirectedBy = David Warren

| WrittenBy = Brian Tanen

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|5|6}}

| Viewers = 9.22{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/08/sunday-final-ratings-simpsons-amazing-race-finale-harrys-law-adjusted-up-desperate-housewives-nyc-22-adjusted-down/132865|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120511170627/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/08/sunday-final-ratings-simpsons-amazing-race-finale-harrys-law-adjusted-up-desperate-housewives-nyc-22-adjusted-down/132865/|url-status=dead|archive-date=May 11, 2012|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Simpsons', 'Amazing Race' Finale, 'Harry's Law' Adjusted Up; 'Desperate Housewives', 'NYC 22' Adjusted Down|last=Kondolojy|first=Amanda|work=TV By the Numbers|date=May 8, 2012|access-date=May 8, 2012}}

| ShortSummary = Bree's lawyer may help her out during her trial, but it may mean betraying a friend; Gabrielle's attitude shocks the ladies; Susan makes a big decision regarding her house and Julie's baby; Lynette tries to stop Tom's boss from sending him to India.

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{{Episode list/sublist|Desperate Housewives season 8

| NumParts = 2

| EpisodeNumber_1 = 179

| EpisodeNumber_2 = 180

| EpisodeNumber2_1 = 22

| EpisodeNumber2_2 = 23

| Title_1 = Give Me the Blame

| Title_2 = Finishing the Hat

| DirectedBy_1 = Larry Shaw

| DirectedBy_2 = David Grossman

| WrittenBy_1 = Bob Daily

| WrittenBy_2 = Marc Cherry

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2012|5|13}}

| Viewers = 11.12{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/15/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-family-guy-survivor-adjusted-up-survivor-reunion-dateline-adjusted-down/134077|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120517010153/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/15/sunday-final-ratings-once-upon-a-time-family-guy-survivor-adjusted-up-survivor-reunion-dateline-adjusted-down/134077/|url-status=dead|archive-date=May 17, 2012|title=Sunday Final Ratings: 'Once Upon A Time', 'Family Guy', 'Survivor' Adjusted Up; 'Survivor: Reunion', 'Dateline' Adjusted Down|last=Bibel|first=Sara|work=TV By the Numbers|date=May 15, 2012|access-date=May 15, 2012}}

| ShortSummary = The ladies agree to take care of Mrs. McCluskey when they discover she wants to die with dignity; Susan waits for the right moment to tell her friends she is moving; Trip begs for Bree to come clean to him about the night Alejandro was killed; Tom realizes he loves Lynette after a heart to heart with Roy; Gabrielle and Carlos both want to confess to killing Alejandro; Renee may land Bree in trouble when she discovers that Ben has been arrested.


Katherine returns to Wisteria Lane to offer Lynette a job, which could end her reconciliation with Tom; Susan is shocked when Julie goes into labor on the way to Ben and Renee's wedding; Bree tries to avoid Trip; Gabrielle and Carlos clash when they realize their roles in life have reversed; Mrs. McCluskey dies peacefully. Susan, Lynette, Gabrielle and Bree all move away from Wisteria Lane.

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Ratings

=United States (ABC)=

==Live ratings==

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No. in
Series

! No. in
Season

! Episode Title

! Original Air Date

! Timeslot (EST)

! 18-49 (Rating/Share)

! Viewers (m)

! Rank Out of
Top 25

style="text-align:center" | 158

| style="text-align:center" | 1

| Secrets That I Never Want to Know

| {{Start date|2011|9|25}}

| style="text-align:center" rowspan=23| Sundays
9:00 P.M.

! style="text-align:center" | 3.2

! style="text-align:center" | 9.93

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/09/27/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-two-and-a-half-men-tops-sunday-night-football-for-week-ending-september-25-2011/104976/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20110929140448/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/09/27/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-two-and-a-half-men-tops-sunday-night-football-for-week-ending-september-25-2011/104976/|url-status=dead|archive-date=September 29, 2011|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'Two and a Half Men' Tops 'Sunday Night Football' For Week Ending September 25, 2011|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Gorman|first=Bill|date=September 27, 2011|access-date=September 27, 2011}}

style="text-align:center" | 159

| style="text-align:center" | 2

| Making the Connection

| {{Start date|2011|10|2}}

! style="text-align:center" | 3.0

! style="text-align:center" | 9.16

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/04/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-two-and-a-half-men-falls-just-short-of-sunday-night-football-with-adults-18-49-but-tops-everything-in-viewing/105836/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111005150014/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/04/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-two-and-a-half-men-falls-just-short-of-sunday-night-football-with-adults-18-49-but-tops-everything-in-viewing/105836/|url-status=dead|archive-date=October 5, 2011|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'Two and a Half Men' Falls Just Short of 'Sunday Night Football' with Adults 18–49, But Tops Everything in Viewing|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|date=October 4, 2011|access-date=October 4, 2011}}

style="text-align:center" | 160

| style="text-align:center" | 3

| Watch While I Revise the World

| {{Start date|2011|10|9}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.8

! style="text-align:center" | 8.62

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/11/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-two-a-half-men-modern-family-top-weeks-adults-18-49-ratings/106739/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111013154536/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/11/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-two-a-half-men-modern-family-top-weeks-adults-18-49-ratings/106739/|url-status=dead|archive-date=October 13, 2011|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'Sunday Night Football,' 'Two & A Half Men,' 'Modern Family' Top Week's Adults 18–49 Ratings|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Gorman|first=Bill|date=October 11, 2011|access-date=October 11, 2011}}

style="text-align:center" | 161

| style="text-align:center" | 4

| School of Hard Knocks

| {{Start date|2011|10|16}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.7

! style="text-align:center" | 8.27

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/18/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-two-and-a-half-men-modern-family-ncis-top-week-4-viewing/107571/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111020105957/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/18/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-two-and-a-half-men-modern-family-ncis-top-week-4-viewing/107571/|url-status=dead|archive-date=October 20, 2011|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'Sunday Night Football,' 'Two and a Half Men,' 'Modern Family,' 'NCIS' Top Week No. 4 Viewing|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|date=October 18, 2011|access-date=October 18, 2011}}

style="text-align:center" | 162

| style="text-align:center" | 5

| The Art of Making Art

| {{Start date|2011|10|23}}

! style="text-align:center" | 3.0

! style="text-align:center" | 9.17

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/25/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-beaten-by-modern-family-two-and-a-half-men-in-week-5-among-adults-18-49/108305|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111028190731/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/10/25/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-beaten-by-modern-family-two-and-a-half-men-in-week-5-among-adults-18-49/108305/|url-status=dead|archive-date=October 28, 2011|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'Sunday Night Football' Beaten By 'Modern Family' & 'Two and a Half Men' In Week #5 Among Adults 18-49|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|date=October 25, 2011|access-date=November 2, 2011}}

style="text-align:center" | 163

| style="text-align:center" | 6

| Witch's Lament

| {{Start date|2011|10|30}}

! style="text-align:center" | 3.1

! style="text-align:center" | 9.27

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/01/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-world-series-top-week-6-among-adults-18-49/109118|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111103193213/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/01/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-world-series-top-week-6-among-adults-18-49/109118/|url-status=dead|archive-date=November 3, 2011|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'Sunday Night Football' & 'World Series' Top Week #6 Among Adults 18-49|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|date=November 1, 2011|access-date=November 2, 2011}}

style="text-align:center" | 164

| style="text-align:center" | 7

| Always in Control

| {{Start date|2011|11|6}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.8

! style="text-align:center" | 8.77

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/08/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-ravens-steelers-lsu-alabama-modern-family-top-week-7-among-adults-18-49/109881/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111111034229/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/08/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-ravens-steelers-lsu-alabama-modern-family-top-week-7-among-adults-18-49/109881/|url-status=dead|archive-date=November 11, 2011|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: Ravens-Steelers, LSU-Alabama, 'Modern Family' Top Week #7 Among Adults 18-49|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|date=November 8, 2011|access-date=November 9, 2011}}

style="text-align:center" | 165

| style="text-align:center" | 8

| Suspicion Song

| {{Start date|2011|11|13}}

! style="text-align:center" | 3.0

! style="text-align:center" | 9.28

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/15/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-big-bang-theory-top-week-8-among-adults-18-49/110673/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111118161201/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/15/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-big-bang-theory-top-week-8-among-adults-18-49/110673/|url-status=dead|archive-date=November 18, 2011|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'Sunday Night Football,' 'Big Bang Theory' Top Week #8 Among Adults 18-49|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Gorman|first=Bill|date=November 15, 2011|access-date=November 16, 2011}}

style="text-align:center" | 166

| style="text-align:center" | 9

| Putting It Together

| {{Start date|2011|12|4}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.7

! style="text-align:center" | 8.20

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/12/06/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-victorias-secret-fashion-show-top-week-11-among-adults-18-49/112684/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120107172139/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/12/06/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-sunday-night-football-victorias-secret-fashion-show-top-week-11-among-adults-18-49/112684/|url-status=dead|archive-date=January 7, 2012|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'Sunday Night Football,' 'Victoria's Secret Fashion Show' Top Week 11 Among Adults 18-49|work=TV by the Numbers |last=Gorman |first=Bill |date=December 6, 2011|access-date=December 7, 2011}}

style="text-align:center" | 167

| style="text-align:center" | 10

| What's to Discuss, Old Friend

| {{Start date|2012|1|8}}

! style="text-align:center" | 3.0

! style="text-align:center" | 8.84

! style="text-align:center" | 22{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/10/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-lions-saints-wildcard-modern-family-ncis-top-week-16/115915/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120113195557/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/10/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-lions-saints-wildcard-modern-family-ncis-top-week-16/115915/|url-status=dead|archive-date=January 13, 2012|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: Lions-Saints Wildcard, 'Modern Family,' 'NCIS' Top Week 16|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|date=January 10, 2012|access-date=January 11, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 168

| style="text-align:center" | 11

| Who Can Say What's True?

| {{Start date|2012|1|15}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.7

! style="text-align:center" | 7.91

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/18/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-broncospatriots-simpsons-ncis-top-week-17/116634/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120121020149/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/18/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-broncospatriots-simpsons-ncis-top-week-17/116634/|url-status=dead|archive-date=January 21, 2012|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: Broncos/Patriots, 'Simpsons,' 'NCIS' Top Week 17|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Gorman|first=Bill|date=January 18, 2012|access-date=January 19, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 169

| style="text-align:center" | 12

| What's the Good of Being Good

| {{Start date|2012|1|22}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.6

! style="text-align:center" | 7.47

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/24/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-giants-49ers-american-idol-big-bang-theory-top-week-18/117360/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120126162514/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/24/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-giants-49ers-american-idol-big-bang-theory-top-week-18/117360/|url-status=dead|archive-date=January 26, 2012|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: Giants-49ers, 'American Idol,' 'Big Bang Theory' Top Week 18|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|date=January 24, 2012|access-date=January 25, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 170

| style="text-align:center" | 13

| Is This What You Call Love?

| {{Start date|2012|2|12}}

! style="text-align:center" | 1.8

! style="text-align:center" | 6.40

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/14/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-grammy-awards-the-voice-the-big-bang-theory-top-week-21/119740/ |title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25:'Grammy Amards,' 'The Voice,' 'The Big Bang Theory' Top Week 21 |work=TV by the Numbers |last=Gorman |first=Bill |date=February 14, 2012 |access-date=February 19, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120626063605/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/14/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-grammy-awards-the-voice-the-big-bang-theory-top-week-21/119740/ |archive-date=June 26, 2012 }}

style="text-align:center" | 171

| style="text-align:center" | 14

| Get Out of My Life

| {{Start date|2012|2|19}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.2

! style="text-align:center" | 7.65

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/22/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-the-voice-the-big-bang-theory-and-ncis-top-week-22/121141/ |title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'American Idol,' 'The Voice,' 'The Big Bang Theory' and 'NCIS' Top Week 22 |work=TV by the Numbers |last=Seidman |first=Robert |date=February 22, 2012 |access-date=February 27, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120611054714/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/22/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-the-voice-the-big-bang-theory-and-ncis-top-week-22/121141/ |archive-date=June 11, 2012 }}

style="text-align:center" | 172

| style="text-align:center" | 15

| She Needs Me

| {{Start date|2012|3|4}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.5/6

! style="text-align:center" | 8.21

! style="text-align:center" | N/A{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/06/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-the-voice-american-idol-modern-family-ncis-top-week-24/123057/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120308224535/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/06/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-the-voice-american-idol-modern-family-ncis-top-week-24/123057/|url-status=dead|archive-date=March 8, 2012|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'The Voice,' 'American Idol,' 'Modern Family,' NCIS Top Week 24|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Seidman|first=Robert|date=March 6, 2012|access-date=March 7, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 173

| style="text-align:center" | 16

| You Take for Granted

| {{Start date|2012|3|11}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.6/6

! style="text-align:center" | 8.39

! style="text-align:center" | 20{{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/13/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-the-voice-american-idol-big-bang-theory-top-week-25-ratings/124173/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120313195614/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/13/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-the-voice-american-idol-big-bang-theory-top-week-25-ratings/124173/|url-status=dead|archive-date=March 13, 2012|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'The Voice,' 'American Idol,' 'Big Bang Theory' Top Week 25 Ratings|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Kondolojy|first=Amanda|date=March 13, 2012|access-date=March 16, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 174

| style="text-align:center" | 17

| Women and Death

| {{Start date|2012|3|18}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.6/6

! style="text-align:center" | 9.03

! style="text-align:center" | 17{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/20/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-the-voice-modern-family-top-week-26-ratings/125056/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120322210249/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/20/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-the-voice-modern-family-top-week-26-ratings/125056/|url-status=dead|archive-date=March 22, 2012|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'American Idol,' 'The Voice,' 'Modern Family' Top Week 26 Ratings|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Bibel|first=Sara|date=March 20, 2012|access-date=March 21, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 175

| style="text-align:center" | 18

| Any Moment

| {{Start date|2012|3|25}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.6/7

! style="text-align:center" | 8.81

! style="text-align:center" | 22{{cite web|url= http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/27/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-ncis-top-week-27-ratings/126107/ |archive-url= https://web.archive.org/web/20120330005109/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/27/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-ncis-top-week-27-ratings/126107/ |url-status= dead |archive-date= March 30, 2012 |title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: NCAA, 'American Idol,' 'The Voice,' 'Big Bang Theory' and 'NCIS Top Week 28 Viewing|work=TV by the Numbers|last= Kondolojy|first=Amanda|date=March 27, 2012|access-date=April 3, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 176

| style="text-align:center" | 19

| With So Little to Be Sure Of

| {{Start date|2012|4|1}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.6/6

! style="text-align:center" | 8.49

! style="text-align:center" | 24{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/04/24/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-modern-family-top-week-31-viewing/130482/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120427005521/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/04/24/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-modern-family-top-week-31-viewing/130482/|url-status=dead|archive-date=April 27, 2012|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'American Idol', 'Modern Family' Top Week 31 Viewing|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Kondolojy|first=Amanda|date=April 24, 2012|access-date=April 25, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 177

| style="text-align:center" | 20

| Lost My Power

| {{Start date|2012|4|29}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.5/6

! style="text-align:center" | 8.02

! style="text-align:center" | 23{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/01/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-big-bang-theory-top-week-32-viewing/131459/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120507150827/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/01/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-big-bang-theory-top-week-32-viewing/131459/|url-status=dead|archive-date=May 7, 2012|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'American Idol', 'Big Bang Theory' Top Week 32 Viewing|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Bibel|first=Sara|date=May 1, 2012|access-date=May 2, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 178

| style="text-align:center" | 21

| The People Will Hear

| {{Start date|2012|5|6}}

! style="text-align:center" | 2.7/7

! style="text-align:center" | 9.22

! style="text-align:center" | 25{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/08/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-the-big-bang-theory-ncis-top-week-33-viewing/132879/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120512002219/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/08/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-the-big-bang-theory-ncis-top-week-33-viewing/132879/|url-status=dead|archive-date=May 12, 2012|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'American Idol', 'The Big Bang Theory' & 'NCIS' Top Week 33 Viewing|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Kondolojy|first=Amanda |date=May 8, 2012|access-date=May 8, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 179

| style="text-align:center" | 22

| Give Me the Blame

| {{Start date|2012|5|13}}

! style="text-align:center" | 3.2/8

! style="text-align:center" | 11.12

! style="text-align:center" | 14{{cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/15/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-ncis-top-week-34-viewing/134023/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120518004416/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/15/tv-ratings-broadcast-top-25-american-idol-ncis-top-week-34-viewing/134023/|url-status=dead|archive-date=May 18, 2012|title=TV Ratings Broadcast Top 25: 'American Idol' & 'NCIS' Top Week 34 Viewing|work=TV by the Numbers|last=Bibel|first=Sara|date=May 15, 2012|access-date=May 16, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 180

| style="text-align:center" | 23

| Finishing the Hat

| {{Start date|2012|5|13}}

! style="text-align:center" | 3.2/8

! style="text-align:center" | 11.12

! style="text-align:center" | 14

==Live + 7 Day (DVR) Ratings==

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No. in
Series

! No. in
Season

! Episode

! Air Date

! Timeslot (EST)

! 18–49 rating increase

! Viewers
(millions) increase

! Total 18-49

! Total viewers
(millions)

! Ref

style="text-align:center"| 158

| style="text-align:center"| 1

| "Secrets That I Never Want to Know"

| {{Start date|2011|9|25}}

| style="text-align:center" rowspan=23| Sundays
9:00 P.M.

! style="text-align:center"| TBA

! style="text-align:center"| TBA

! style="text-align:center"| TBA

! style="text-align:center"| TBA

! style="text-align:center"| TBA

style="text-align:center"| 159

| style="text-align:center"| 2

| "Making the Connection"

| {{Start date|2011|10|2}}

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

style="text-align:center" | 160

| style="text-align:center" | 3

| Watch While I Revise the World

| {{Start date|2011|10|9}}

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

style="text-align:center" | 161

| style="text-align:center" | 4

| School of Hard Knocks

| {{Start date|2011|10|16}}

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

! style="text-align:center" | TBA

style="text-align:center" | 162

| style="text-align:center" | 5

| The Art of Making Art

| {{Start date|2011|10|23}}

! style="text-align:center" | .9

! style="text-align:center" | 2.07

! style="text-align:center" | 3.9

! style="text-align:center" | 11.25

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/07/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-gains-private-practice-tops-gains-in-week-5/109780/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111109222414/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/07/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-gains-private-practice-tops-gains-in-week-5/109780/|url-status=dead|archive-date=November 9, 2011|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Modern Family' Tops Absolute Gains, 'Private Practice' Tops % Gains In Week 5|work=TV by the Numbers|date=November 7, 2011|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 163

| style="text-align:center" | 6

| Witch's Lament

| {{Start date|2011|10|30}}

! style="text-align:center"| .9

! style="text-align:center"| 1.99

! style="text-align:center"| 4.0

! style="text-align:center"| 11.27

! style="text-align:center"| {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/14/live7-dvr-ratings-greys-anatomy-tops-absolute-gains-supernatural-tops-gains-in-week-6/110495/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111117093544/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/14/live7-dvr-ratings-greys-anatomy-tops-absolute-gains-supernatural-tops-gains-in-week-6/110495/|url-status=dead|archive-date=November 17, 2011|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Grey's Anatomy,' 'Big Bang Theory' Top Absolute Gains, 'Supernatural' Tops % Gains In Week 6|work=TV by the Numbers|date=November 14, 2011|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 164

| style="text-align:center" | 7

| Always in Control

| {{Start date|2011|11|6}}

! style="text-align:center" | 1.0

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | 3.8

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/21/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-gains-house-tops-gains-in-week-7/111359/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111123113144/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/21/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-gains-house-tops-gains-in-week-7/111359/|url-status=dead|archive-date=November 23, 2011|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Modern Family' Tops Absolute Gains, 'House' Tops % Gains In Week 7|work=TV by the Numbers|date=November 21, 2011|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 165

| style="text-align:center" | 8

| Suspicion Song

| {{Start date|2011|11|13}}

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/29/live7-dvr-ratings-two-and-a-half-men-house-hawaii-five-0-top-absolute-gains-fringe-tops-gains-in-week-8/112071/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111202211115/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/11/29/live7-dvr-ratings-two-and-a-half-men-house-hawaii-five-0-top-absolute-gains-fringe-tops-gains-in-week-8/112071/|url-status=dead|archive-date=December 2, 2011|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Two and a Half Men,' 'House,' 'Hawaii Five-0' Top Absolute Gains, 'Fringe' Tops % Gains In Week 8|work=TV by the Numbers|date=November 29, 2011|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 166

| style="text-align:center" | 9

| Putting It Together

| {{Start date|2011|12|4}}

! style="text-align:center" | .9

! style="text-align:center" | 2.17

! style="text-align:center" | 3.6

! style="text-align:center" | 10.37

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/12/19/live7-dvr-ratings-new-girl-tops-absolute-gains-ringer-tops-gains-in-week-11/114127/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111225213745/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/12/19/live7-dvr-ratings-new-girl-tops-absolute-gains-ringer-tops-gains-in-week-11/114127/|url-status=dead|archive-date=December 25, 2011|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'New Girl' Tops Absolute Gains, 'Ringer' Tops % Gains In Week 11|work=TV by the Numbers|date=December 19, 2011|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 167

| style="text-align:center" | 10

| What's to Discuss, Old Friend

| {{Start date|2012|1|8}}

! style="text-align:center" | 1.0

! style="text-align:center" | 2.02

! style="text-align:center" | 4.0

! style="text-align:center" | 10.85

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/23/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-gains-pan-am-tops-gains-in-week-16/117259/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120127033805/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/23/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-gains-pan-am-tops-gains-in-week-16/117259/|url-status=dead|archive-date=January 27, 2012|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Modern Family' Tops Absolute Gains; 'Pan Am' Tops % Gains in Week 16|work=TV by the Numbers|date=January 23, 2012|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 168

| style="text-align:center" | 11

| Who Can Say What's True?

| {{Start date|2012|1|15}}

! style="text-align:center" | .9

! style="text-align:center" | 2.15

! style="text-align:center" | 3.6

! style="text-align:center" | 10.06

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/30/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-gains-grimm-tops-gains-in-week-17/117959/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120131102420/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/01/30/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-gains-grimm-tops-gains-in-week-17/117959/|url-status=dead|archive-date=January 31, 2012|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Modern Family' Tops Absolute Gains; 'Grimm' Tops % Gains in Week 17|work=TV by the Numbers|date=January 30, 2012|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 169

| style="text-align:center" | 12

| What's the Good of Being Good

| {{Start date|2012|1|22}}

! style="text-align:center" | 1.0

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | 3.6

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/06/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-gains-fringe-tops-gains-in-week-18/118711/ |title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Modern Family' Tops Absolute Gains; 'Fringe' Tops % Gains in Week 18 |work=TV by the Numbers |date=February 6, 2012 |access-date=April 9, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120208071525/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/06/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-gains-fringe-tops-gains-in-week-18/118711/ |archive-date=February 8, 2012 }}

style="text-align:center" | 170

| style="text-align:center" | 13

| Is This What You Call Love?

| {{Start date|2012|2|12}}

! style="text-align:center" | 1.0

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | 2.8

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/27/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-ratings-gains-pan-am-tops-gains-in-week-21/122031/ |title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Modern Family' Tops Absolute Ratings Gains; 'Pan Am' Tops % Gains in Week 21 |work=TV by the Numbers |date=February 27, 2012 |access-date=April 9, 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120625182833/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/02/27/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-ratings-gains-pan-am-tops-gains-in-week-21/122031/ |archive-date=June 25, 2012 }}

style="text-align:center" | 171

| style="text-align:center" | 14

| Get Out of My Life

| {{Start date|2012|2|19}}

! style="text-align:center" | 1.0

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | 3.2

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/05/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-ratings-gains-fringe-tops-gains-in-week-22/123032/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120307235413/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/05/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-ratings-gains-fringe-tops-gains-in-week-22/123032/|url-status=dead|archive-date=March 7, 2012|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Modern Family' Tops Absolute Ratings Gains; 'Fringe' Tops % Gains in Week 22|work=TV by the Numbers|date=March 5, 2012|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 172

| style="text-align:center" | 15

| She Needs Me

| {{Start date|2012|3|4}}

! style="text-align:center" | .9

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | 3.4

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/19/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-still-tops-absolute-ratings-gains-the-firm-tops-gains-in-week-24/124919/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120321234333/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/19/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-still-tops-absolute-ratings-gains-the-firm-tops-gains-in-week-24/124919/|url-status=dead|archive-date=March 21, 2012|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Modern Family' Still Tops Absolute Ratings Gains; 'The Firm' Tops % Gains in Week 24|work=TV by the Numbers|date=March 19, 2012|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 173

| style="text-align:center" | 16

| You Take for Granted

| {{Start date|2012|3|11}}

! style="text-align:center" | .8

! style="text-align:center" | 1.94

! style="text-align:center" | 3.4

! style="text-align:center" | 10.33

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/26/live7-dvr-ratings-the-big-bang-theory-new-girl-top-absolute-ratings-gains-awake-tops-gains-in-week-25/125946/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120329022337/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/03/26/live7-dvr-ratings-the-big-bang-theory-new-girl-top-absolute-ratings-gains-awake-tops-gains-in-week-25/125946/|url-status=dead|archive-date=March 29, 2012|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'The Big Bang Theory' + 'New Girl' Top Absolute Ratings Gains; 'Awake' Tops % Gains in Week 25|work=TV by the Numbers|date=March 26, 2012|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 174

| style="text-align:center" | 17

| Women and Death

| {{Start date|2012|3|18}}

! style="text-align:center" | .7

! style="text-align:center" | 1.58

! style="text-align:center" | 3.3

! style="text-align:center" | 10.61

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/04/02/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-ratings-gain-nikita-ringer-top-gains-in-week-26/127002/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120406012041/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/04/02/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-tops-absolute-ratings-gain-nikita-ringer-top-gains-in-week-26/127002/|url-status=dead|archive-date=April 6, 2012|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: "Modern Family' Tops Absolute Ratings Gain; 'Nikita' & 'Ringer' Top % Gains in Week 26|work=TV by the Numbers|date=April 2, 2012|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 175

| style="text-align:center" | 18

| Any Moment

| {{Start date|2012|3|25}}

! style="text-align:center" | .9

! style="text-align:center" | 2.00

! style="text-align:center" | 3.5

! style="text-align:center" | 10.82

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/04/09/live7-dvr-ratings-new-girl-tops-absolute-ratings-gain-fringe-and-the-firm-top-gains-castle-tops-total-viewer-gains-in-week-27/128050/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120411155751/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/04/09/live7-dvr-ratings-new-girl-tops-absolute-ratings-gain-fringe-and-the-firm-top-gains-castle-tops-total-viewer-gains-in-week-27/128050/|url-status=dead|archive-date=April 11, 2012|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'New Girl' Tops Absolute Ratings Gain, 'Fringe' and 'The Firm' Top % Gains, 'Castle' Tops Total Viewer Gains in Week 27|work=TV by the Numbers|date=April 9, 2012|access-date=April 9, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 176

| style="text-align:center" | 19

| With So Little to Be Sure Of

| {{Start date|2012|4|1}}

! style="text-align:center" | .9

! style="text-align:center" | 1.97

! style="text-align:center" | 3.5

! style="text-align:center" | 10.46

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/04/16/live7-dvr-ratings-the-big-bang-theory-tops-absolute-ratings-gain-the-firm-tops-gains-the-mentalist-tops-total-viewer-gains-in-week-28/129291/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120419235106/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/04/16/live7-dvr-ratings-the-big-bang-theory-tops-absolute-ratings-gain-the-firm-tops-gains-the-mentalist-tops-total-viewer-gains-in-week-28/129291/|url-status=dead|archive-date=April 19, 2012|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'The Big Bang Theory' Tops Absolute Ratings Gain, 'The Firm' Tops % Gains, 'The Mentalist' Tops Total Viewer Gains in Week 28|work=TV by the Numbers|date=April 16, 2012|access-date=April 16, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 177

| style="text-align:center" | 20

| Lost My Power

| {{Start date|2012|4|29}}

! style="text-align:center" | .9

! style="text-align:center" | 1.98

! style="text-align:center" | 3.4

! style="text-align:center" | 9.99

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/14/live7-dvr-ratings-big-bang-theory-tops-absolute-ratings-fringe-tops-gains-the-mentalist-tops-total-viewer-gainsin-week-32/133956/comment-page-2/#comment-1180010/|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120518011925/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/14/live7-dvr-ratings-big-bang-theory-tops-absolute-ratings-fringe-tops-gains-the-mentalist-tops-total-viewer-gainsin-week-32/133956/comment-page-2/#comment-1180010/|url-status=dead|archive-date=May 18, 2012|title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Big Bang Theory' Tops Absolute Ratings, 'Fringe' Tops % Gains, 'The Mentalist' Tops Total Viewer Gains in Week 32|work=TV by the Numbers|date=May 14, 2012|access-date=May 14, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 178

| style="text-align:center" | 21

| The People Will Hear

| {{Start date|2012|5|6}}

! style="text-align:center" | .9

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | 3.6

! style="text-align:center" | -

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/21/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-leads-ratings-and-viewership-gains-the-secret-circle-tops-percentage-increases/135184/ |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120525145216/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/21/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-leads-ratings-and-viewership-gains-the-secret-circle-tops-percentage-increases/135184/ |url-status=dead |archive-date=May 25, 2012 |title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Modern Family' Leads Ratings and Viewership Gains, 'The Secret Circle' Tops Percentage Increases |work=TV by the Numbers|date=May 21, 2012|access-date=May 24, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 179

| style="text-align:center" | 22

| Give Me the Blame

| {{Start date|2012|5|13}}

! style="text-align:center" | .9

! style="text-align:center" | 2.10

! style="text-align:center" | 4.1

! style="text-align:center" | 13.22

! style="text-align:center" | {{Cite web|url=http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/29/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-again-leads-ratings-and-viewerrship-gainsgrimm-ranks-number-one-in-percentage-increases/135918/ |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120601083511/http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/05/29/live7-dvr-ratings-modern-family-again-leads-ratings-and-viewerrship-gainsgrimm-ranks-number-one-in-percentage-increases/135918/ |url-status=dead |archive-date=June 1, 2012 |title=Live+7 DVR Ratings: 'Modern Family' Again Leads Ratings and Viewerrship Gains,'Grimm' Ranks Number One In Percentage Increases |work=TV by the Numbers|date=May 29, 2012|access-date=June 7, 2012}}

style="text-align:center" | 180

| style="text-align:center" | 23

| Finishing the Hat

| {{Start date|2012|5|13}}

! style="text-align:center" | .9

! style="text-align:center" | 2.10

! style="text-align:center" | 4.1

! style="text-align:center" | 13.22

! style="text-align:center" |

=International ratings=

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==Canadian ratings (On CTV)==

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Episode number
Production number

! Title

! Original airing

! Total viewers (in millions)

! Rank per week

158
8-01
Secrets That I Never Want to KnowSeptember 25, 20111.744#17{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat09192011.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2011-09-30 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120609223548/http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat09192011.pdf |archive-date=2012-06-09 }}
159
8-02
Making the ConnectionOctober 2, 20111.583#16{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat09262011.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2011-10-07 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120609223434/http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat09262011.pdf |archive-date=2012-06-09 }}
160
8-03
Watch While I Revise the WorldOctober 9, 20111.186#30{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat10032011.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2011-10-14 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111215180047/http://bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat10032011.pdf |archive-date=2011-12-15 }}
161
8-04
School of Hard KnocksOctober 16, 20111.631#20{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat10102011.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2011-10-21 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120609223924/http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat10102011.pdf |archive-date=2012-06-09 }}
162
8-05
The Art of Making ArtOctober 23, 20111.650#18{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat10172011.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2011-10-28 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120609223221/http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat10172011.pdf |archive-date=2012-06-09 }}
163
8-06
Witch's LamentOctober 30, 20111.631#16{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat10242011.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2011-11-04 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111111180406/http://bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat10242011.pdf |archive-date=2011-11-11 }}
164
8-07
Always in ControlNovember 6, 20111.444#23{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat10312011.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2011-11-12 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111124223533/http://bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat10312011.pdf |archive-date=2011-11-24 }}
165
8-08
Suspicion SongNovember 13, 2011 1.532#20{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat11072011.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2011-11-18 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111124224947/http://bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat11072011.pdf |archive-date=2011-11-24 }}
166
8-09
Putting It TogetherDecember 4, 2011 1.533#16{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat11282011.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2011-12-09 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20130928035312/https://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2011/nat11282011.pdf |archive-date=2013-09-28 }}
167
8-10
What's to Discuss, Old FriendJanuary 8, 20120.946{{Ref label|note1|A|^}}N/A {{cite web|url=http://www.toronto.com/blog/post/709599--the-brioux-report-world-hockey-beats-bombs-girls-and-big-bang-theory |title=The Brioux Report: World Hockey beats Bombs Girls and Big Bang Theory - Toronto.com |access-date=2012-02-16 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120208194812/http://www.toronto.com/blog/post/709599--the-brioux-report-world-hockey-beats-bombs-girls-and-big-bang-theory |archive-date=2012-02-08 }}
168
8-11
Who Can Say What's True?January 15, 20120.574{{Ref label|note1|B|^}}N/A{{cite web|url=http://www.toronto.com/blog/post/710595--the-brioux-report-big-bang-beats-globes-new-cbc-season-soars |title=The Brioux Report: Big Bang beats Globes; new CBC season soars - Toronto.com |access-date=2012-02-16 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120222091548/http://www.toronto.com/blog/post/710595--the-brioux-report-big-bang-beats-globes-new-cbc-season-soars |archive-date=2012-02-22 }}
169
8-12
What's the Good of Being GoodJanuary 22, 20120.723{{Ref label|note1|C|^}}N/A{{cite web|url=http://www.toronto.com/blog/post/711349--the-brioux-report-canadians-love-hockey-football-and-the-big-bang-theory |title=The Brioux Report: Canadians love hockey, football and the Big Bang Theory - Toronto.com |access-date=2012-01-25 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120129040926/http://www.toronto.com/blog/post/711349--the-brioux-report-canadians-love-hockey-football-and-the-big-bang-theory |archive-date=2012-01-29 }}
170
8-13
Is This What You Call Love?February 12, 20121.058N/A{{cite web|url=http://www.toronto.com/blog/post/713763--the-brioux-report-the-grammy-awards-hit-high-ratings-note-for-global |title=The Brioux Report: The Grammy Awards hit high ratings note for Global - Toronto.com |access-date=2012-02-16 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120216201044/http://www.toronto.com/blog/post/713763--the-brioux-report-the-grammy-awards-hit-high-ratings-note-for-global |archive-date=2012-02-16 }}
171
8-14
Get Out of My LifeFebruary 19, 20121.334#21{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat02132012.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2012-02-25 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120331100530/http://bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat02132012.pdf |archive-date=2012-03-31 }}
172
8-15
She Needs MeMarch 4, 20121.369#19{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat02272012.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2012-03-15 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20130928034956/https://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat02272012.pdf |archive-date=2013-09-28 }}
173
8-16
You Take for GrantedMarch 11, 20121.446#14{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat03052012.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2012-03-16 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20130928035029/https://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat03052012.pdf |archive-date=2013-09-28 }}
174
8-17
Women and DeathMarch 18, 20121.734#8{{cite web|url=http://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat03122012.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2012-03-23 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120425152528/http://bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat03122012.pdf |archive-date=2012-04-25 }}
175
8-18
Any MomentMarch 25, 20121.484#15{{cite web|url=http://bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat03192012.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2012-05-15 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120417112643/http://bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat03192012.pdf |archive-date=2012-04-17 }}
176
8-19
With So Little to Be Sure OfApril 1, 2012N/A{{Ref label|note1|D|^}}N/A
177
8-20
Lost My PowerApril 29, 20121.452#14{{cite web|url=http://bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat04232012.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2012-05-04 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120617020408/http://bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat04232012.pdf |archive-date=2012-06-17 }}
178
8-21
The People Will HearMay 6, 2012N/A{{Ref label|note1|E|^}}N/A
179
8-22
Give Me the BlameMay 13, 20121.599#17{{cite web|url=http://bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat05072012.pdf |title=Archived copy |access-date=2012-05-19 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20130928035604/https://www.bbm.ca/_documents/top_30_tv_programs_english/2012/nat05072012.pdf |archive-date=2013-09-28 }}
180
8-23
Finishing the HatMay 13, 20121.599#17

==United Kingdom (On Channel 4)==

Source:{{cite web|url=http://www.barb.co.uk|title=BARB - Broadcasters Audience Research Board|access-date=26 August 2016|archive-date=3 March 2009|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20090303182838/http://www.barb.co.uk/|url-status=live}}

  • In the UK, the season first airs on E4 on Sunday nights at 10:00 pm, and on Channel 4 on Tuesdays at 11:00 pm. Episodes 1 to 16 aired on Tuesdays on Channel 4 at 11:05 pm, with some episodes beginning at 11:15 pm. From episode 17 to 23 the show moved to Wednesdays at 11:25 pm with the finale airing Thursday June 14 at midnight. With the show airing at a later time on Tuesdays and Wednesdays the Channel 4 ratings may are not available but the ratings for E4 are available.

class="wikitable" style="font-size:90%; text-align:center; width: 96%; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"
width="50px" rowspan="2" | Episode number

! rowspan="2" | Title

! colspan="2" | Channel 4

! colspan="2" | E4 (+1)

! rowspan="2" | Total viewers

Airdate

! Viewersa

! Airdate

! Viewersa

158
8-01

|Secrets That I Never Want to Know

|January 10, 2012

| N/A

|January 8, 2012

| 1,000,000 - #2
(N/A)

| 1.00m

159
8-02

|Making the Connection

|January 17, 2012

| N/A

|January 15, 2012

|925,000 - #1
(320,000 - #3)

|1.245m

160
8-03

|Watch While I Revise the World

|January 24, 2012

|N/A

|January 22, 2012

|983,000 - #1
(322,000 - #3)

|1.305m

161
8-04

|School of Hard Knocks

|January 31, 2012

|N/A

|January 29, 2012

|1.163m - #1
(298,000 - #5)

|1.452m

162
8-05

|The Art of Making Art

|February 7, 2012

|N/A

|February 5, 2012

|1.014m - #1
(274,000 - #10)

|1.288m

163
8-06

|Witch's Lament

|February 14, 2012

|N/A

|February 12, 2012

|941,000 - #1
(N/A)

|0.941m

164
8-07

|Always in Control

|February 21, 2012

|N/A

|February 19, 2012

|1.014m = #1
(284,000 - #5)

|1.296m

165
8-08

|Suspicion Song

|February 28, 2012

|N/A

|February 26, 2012

|1.176m - #1
(276,000 - #6)

|1.449m

166
8-09

|Putting It Together

|March 6, 2012

|N/A

|March 4, 2012

|1.173m - #1
(230,000 - #10)

|1.403m

167
8-10

|What's to Discuss, Old Friend

|March 13, 2012

|N/A

|March 11, 2012

|1.240m - #1
(273,000 - #4)

|1.513m

168
8-11

|Who Can Say What's True?

|March 20, 2012

|N/A

|March 18, 2012

|1.084m - #1
(240,000 - #9)

|1.342m

169
8-12

|What's the Good of Being Good

|March 27, 2012

|N/A

|March 25, 2012

|1.133m - #1
(260,000 - #10)

|1.393m

170
8-13

|Is This What You Call Love?

|April 3, 2012

|N/A

|April 1, 2012

|1.071m - #1
(252,000 - #7)

|1.323m

171
8-14

|Get Out of My Life

|April 10, 2012

|N/A

|April 8, 2012

|1.095m - #5
(267,000 - #8)

|1.362m

172
8-15

|She Needs Me

|April 17, 2012

|N/A

|April 15, 2012

|1.151m - #2
(N/A)

|1.151m

173
8-16

|You Take for Granted

|April 24, 2012

|N/A

|April 22, 2012

|1.072m - #4
(266,000 - #10)

|1.338m

174
8-17

|Women and Death

|May 2, 2012

|N/A

|April 29, 2012

|1.247m - #2
(311,000 - #8)

|1.558m

175
8-18

|Any Moment

|May 9, 2012

|N/A

|May 6, 2012

|1.171m - #2
(N/A)

|1.171m

176
8-19

|With So Little to Be Sure Of

|May 16, 2012

|N/A

|May 13, 2012

|1.168m - #2
(323,000 - #3)

|1.491m

177
8-20

|Lost My Power

|May 23, 2012

|N/A

|May 20, 2012

|1.366m - #2
(N/A)

|1.366m

178
8-21

|The People Will Hear

|May 30, 2012

|N/A

|May 27, 2012

|1.212m - #2
(270,000 - #9)

|1.482m

179
8-22

|Give Me the Blame

|June 6, 2012

|N/A

|June 3, 2012

|1.110m - #2
(380,000 - #4)

|1.400m

180
8-23

|Finishing the Hat

|June 14, 2012

|N/A

|June 10, 2012

|1.605m - #1
(394,000 - #1)

|1.999m

==Ireland On RTÉ 2==

  • Desperate Housewives airs Tuesdays at 9:55 pm on RTÉ 2.
  • All ratings below are supplied from The RTÉ Guide. The ratings are supplied by TAM Ireland/Nielsen TAM.
  • As with the US ratings, the Irish ratings for season 8 saw series lows also hitting below the 300,000 mark to a low of 277,000. The series finale managed a season high and was the highest rated episode in over a year. Season 8 averaged 321,182 viewers (22 out of the 23 episodes are counted), which is down a great deal from season 7's average of 437,348.

class="wikitable" style="font-size:90%; text-align:center; width: 96%; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"
Episode number

! Title

! Original airing

! Timeslot

! Viewers

! Rank

! Ref

158 (8-01)Secrets That I Never Want to Know3 January 20129:55 pm344,000#1RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week: 6
159 (8-02)Making the Connection10 January 20129:55 pm336,000#1RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week: 7
160 (8-03)Watch While I Revise the World17 January 20129:55 pm312,000#1RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week: 8
161 (8-04)School of Hard Knocks24 January 20129:55 pm294,000#1RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week: 9
162 (8-05)The Art of Making Art31 January 20129:55 pm298,000#3RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week: 10
163 (8-06)Witch's Lament7 February 20129:55 pm305,000#2RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week: 11
164 (8-07)Always in Control14 February 20129:55 pm289,000#2RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 12
165 (8-08)Suspicion Song21 February 20129:55 pm292,000#3RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 13
166 (8-09)Putting It Together28 February 20129:55 pm300,000#2RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 14
167 (8-10)What's to Discuss, Old Friend6 March 20129:55 pm323,000#2RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 15
168 (8-11)Who Can Say What's True?13 March 20129:55 pm322,000#4RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 16
169 (8-12)What's the Good of Being Good20 March 20129:55 pm324,000#1RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 17
170 (8-13)Is This What You Call Love?27 March 20129:55 pm285,000#2RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 18
171 (8-14)Get Out of My Life3 April 20129:55 pm306,000#1RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 19
172 (8-15)She Needs Me10 April 20129:55 pm277,000#1RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 20.
173 (8-16)You Take for Granted17 April 20129:55 pm295,000#1RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 21.
174 (8-17)Women and Death24 April 20129:55 pm329,000#2RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 22.
175 (8-18)Any Moment1 May 20129:55 pm332,000#1RTÉ Guide< Vol: 36. Week No. 23.
176 (8-19)With So Little to Be Sure Of8 May 20129:55 pm350,000#1RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 24
177 (8-20)Lost My Power15 May 20129:55 pm299,000#2RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 25.
178 (8-21)The People Will Hear22 May 201210:05 pm*423,000#2RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 26
179 (8-22)Give Me the Blame29 May 20129:55 pmTBATBATBA
180 (8-23)Finishing the Hat5 June 20129:55 pm431,000#3RTÉ Guide, Vol: 36. Week No. 28.

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DVD release

{{Television home release

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| set_details =

  • 23 Episodes
  • 5-Disc Set
  • English (Dolby Digital 5.1 surround)
  • English SDH, Spanish & French subtitles
  • Runtime: 986 minutes
  • Audio Commentaries

| special_features =

  • "I Guess This Is Goodbye" - Take one last stroll down Wisteria Lane with members of the Desperate Housewives family as they reflect on what the past eight seasons have meant to them.
  • Marc Cherry's Audio Commentary on "Finishing the Hat"- Marc Cherry saves the best for last as he shares insights into the show's final episode.
  • Bloopers
  • Deleted Scenes

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