Don't Just Lie There, Say Something!

Sir William Mainwaring-Brown, a British Government Minister, puts forward a parliamentary Bill to battle "filth" (permissive behaviour) in the UK. However, that does not stop him having an affair with Wendy, the wife of a high-up reporter, as well as planning a one-night-stand with his secretary Miss Parkyn. Opponents of the Bill, mainly some hippies, led by Johnny, decide to kidnap the Minister's best friend and co-sponsor of the Bill, Barry Ovis, just as he is on the way to the church to marry his fiancée, Jean.

The intention is to discredit Barry Ovis by making it appear that he was involved in an orgy, thus removing any credibility that the Law and Order Bill might have had. Following a tip-off by Edith, one of the conspirators, the police raid the hippies' flat. Barry escapes before the police discover him and dashes back to Sir William's flat, followed by Edith.

Meanwhile, the Minister is also trying to use the flat to carry on his seduction of Miss Parkyn, only for Wendy to also appear by surprise. The Minister, Barry and Jean try to keep the truth from Inspector Ruff, who is searching for the missing Ovis, Wilfred Potts (an elderly anti-sleaze MP, who is staying temporarily in the adjoining flat) and Birdie (the Minister's wife). Not only that, but they have to try to deal with the hippies who do their utmost to discredit Mainwaring-Brown and Ovis. Naturally this causes no end of trouble.

• Brian Rix as Barry Ovis
• Leslie Phillips as Sir William Mainwaring-Brown
• Joan Sims as Lady "Birdie" Mainwaring-Brown
• Joanna Lumley as Giselle Parkyn
• Derek Royle as Wilfred Potts
• Myra Frances as Jean
• Katy Manning as Damina
• Peter Bland as Inspector Ruff
• Anita Graham as Wendy
• Barrie Gosney as police sergeant
• Derek Griffiths as Johnny
• Corbet Woodall as TV newsreader
• David Battley as country yokel
• Gabrielle Daye as elderly lady
• Diane Langton as Angie
• Aubrey Woods as TV chairman

According to Brian Rix, Edward Dryhurst approached him in 1972 wanting to make a film version, claiming there was finance from Rank. Pertwee wrote a script based on his play. It turned out Dryhurst did not have finance so Rix and Pertwee approached producer Andrew Mitchell who along with director Bob Kellett raised the money from the Rank Organisation. The low budget meant the film had to be made on location, including Kellett's office. Rix wrote " It was chaos, but by cool management on the part of Andrew Mitchell and even cooler direction by Bob Kellett, a very passable film was made."{{cite book|pages=225–226|first=Brian|last=Rix|title=My farce from my elbow|date=1977|publisher=Wyndham Publications}}

The Rank Organisation financed four films by the end of the 1974 financial year,Carry on Dick, Carry on Girls, The Belstone Fox and Don't Just Lie There, Say Something, and partly financed Soft Beds and Hard Battles and Caravan to Vaccares.{{cite web|page=21|url=https://memoriesofrxmp.info/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Rank-Organisation-ARA-1974.pdf|title=The Rank Organisation Annual Report and Accounts 1974|website=Memories of Rank Xerox at Mitcheldean}}

According to Rix the film was very successful in South Africa.

The Monthly Film Bulletin wrote: "As a film, Don't Just Lie There is so unexceptionally mediocre as to be beneath constructive comment: a straight, dead celluloid rendering of the stage play, seventy-five percent of which has been shot in a single, three-room set. Brian Rix and Leslie Phillips project their decades-old personae, and the script manages with like somegenius to strike not a single underivative note as it treads through all the standard, degrading gags about falling trousers and rampant desire. The latter, of course, is never consummated – Phillips, middle-aged roué, apparently a great success with the ladies, runs in blind terror to his deodorants when his conquest begins to undress. It is only too ironic that writer Michael Pertwee should have chosen – in a vain and wholly misdirected attempt at topical allusion – to make his farce-hypocrites into politicians running a campaign against pornography. The pornographer, in Lawrence's phrase, does dirt on sex; the writer of dirty comedies, in his own way, does much the same thing."{{Cite journal |date=1 January 1974 |title=Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! |url=https://www.proquest.com/docview/1305830924/863251FBCAE44078PQ/1 |journal=The Monthly Film Bulletin |volume=41 |issue=480 |pages=96 |via=ProQuest}}

Halliwell's Film Guide wrote: "stupefying from-the-stalls rendering of a successful stage farce; in this form it simply doesn't work".Halliwell's Film Guide, 13th edition – {{ISBN|0-00-638868-X}}.

Radio Times stated that the film "reduces the precise timing of the double entendres, the bedroom entrances and exits and the dropped-trouser misunderstandings to the level of clumsy contrivance, which not even the slickest of players can redeem".{{cite web |last=Parkinson |first=David |title=Don't Just Lie There, Say Something! |url=http://www.radiotimes.com/film/ch9sn/URL |work=Radio Times |access-date=25 April 2015}}

The film was spun off into a sitcom, Men of Affairs, for ITV. The Leslie Phillips role went to Warren Mitchell.{{cite web |title=Men of Affairs (ITV 1973-1974, Warren Mitchell, Brian Rix) |url=http://www.memorabletv.com/uncategorized/men-of-affairs-itv-1973-1974/ |website=Memorable TV |date=29 January 2017}}

• No Sex Please, We're British

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