Fat Children

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{{Infobox song

| name = Fat Children

| cover = Jarvis Fat Children.jpg

| alt =

| type = single

| artist = Jarvis Cocker

| album = Jarvis

| released = 16 July 2007

| recorded = 2006

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| venue =

| genre = Post-Britpop

| length = 3:23

| label = Rough Trade

| writer = Jarvis Cocker

| producer = Graham Sutton

| prev_title = Don't Let Him Waste Your Time

| prev_year = 2007

| next_title = Temptation (Live)

| next_year = 2008

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"Fat Children" is a song by Jarvis Cocker, released as the second single from the debut solo album Jarvis. The single was released in the UK on 16 July 2007.{{citation |title=Jarvis - Fat Kid |url=https://www.discogs.com/release/1067646-Jarvis-Fat-Kid |language=en |access-date=2022-05-24}} The 7" vinyl single features the full length version of "The Loss Adjuster" which appeared on the album as two short snippets. There is also a remix of "Fat Children" by former Pulp bassist Steve Mackey on the 12" single. The single was a limited edition.