Fool's errand

• One type of North American fool's errand is the "snipe hunt".{{cite book |last=Marsh |first= Moira |title=Practically Joking |date=2015 |publisher=Utah State University Press |location=Logan, UT |isbn=978-0-87-421983-8 |url=https://books.google.com/books?id=n3jgCwAAQBAJ&q=snipe+hunt |pages=45–48}}{{cite book |last=Watts |first = Linda S.|title=Encyclopedia of American folklore |date=2007 |publisher=Facts On File |location=New York|isbn=978-0-81-605699-6 |url=https://archive.org/details/encyclopediaofam00lind |url-access=registration |quote=snipe hunt. |page=[https://archive.org/details/encyclopediaofam00lind/page/206 206]}} The hunters are typically led to an outdoor spot at night and given a bag or pillowcase along with instructions that can include either waiting quietly or making odd noises to attract the creatures. The other group members leave, promising to chase the snipe toward the newcomer; instead, they return home or to camp, leaving the victim of the prank alone in the dark to discover that they have been duped and left "holding the bag".{{cite book |last=Bronner |first=Simon J.|title=Campus traditions : folklore from the old-time college to the modern mega-university |date=2012 |publisher=University Press of Mississippi |location=Jackson |isbn=978-1-61-703615-6 |url=https://books.google.com/books?id=HJkkykeN-nkC&q=snipe+hunt&pg=PA260 |page=260}} As an American rite of passage, it is often associated with summer camps and groups such as the Boy Scouts.{{cite book|editor1-last=Fee|editor1-first=Christopher R.|editor-link1=Christopher R. Fee|editor2-last=Webb|editor2-first=Jeffrey B.|title=American myths, legends, and tall tales : an encyclopedia of American folklore|date=2016|publisher=ABC-CLIO|location=Santa Barbara|isbn=978-1610695671|page=514|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=kXnEDAAAQBAJ&pg=PA514}}
• At a deli, someone might be told to ask for "dill dough", described as a pickle-infused bread.{{Citation |title=New subway bread (dill dough) | date=15 October 2019 |url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-7vD4WJa7g |language=en |access-date=2022-05-09}} When spoken, it becomes obvious as the person pronounces 'dill dough' as 'dildo', an adult toy.
• New car salespeople are often sent to different dealerships around town to get the "lot stretcher". After reaching the new dealership, the manager informs the victim that it has been moved to another dealership across town, and the prank continues.{{Cite news|url=http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2009/08/editorial-of-ttacs-guide-to-car-dealer-lingo/|title=Editorial: TTAC's Guide to Car Dealer Lingo|date=2009-08-12|newspaper=The Truth About Cars|language=en-US|access-date=2016-12-03}} Also among vehicle-related errands are obtaining "high-speed air" (for tires), likewise "aerodynamic lugnuts".
• New car repair staff are requested to collect fresh spark plug sparks, by catching sparks from a grinder disc using a small box. Other similar items are "diesel engine spark plugs" (diesels do not have spark plugs), "exhaust pressure bearings" or "piston returner springs".{{Citation needed|date=May 2021}}

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• A common fool's errand is to send someone to get "blinker fluid"{{Cite web|title=Here's How Actual 'Blinker Fluid' Could Work|url=https://jalopnik.com/here-s-how-actual-blinker-fluid-could-work-1822456779|access-date=2020-08-18|website=Jalopnik|date=26 January 2018 |language=en-us}}{{Cite book|last1=Megargee|first1=Jeremy|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=xf-FDwAAQBAJ&q=blinker+fluid&pg=PT68|title=Creeping Corruption Anthology|last2=Bondoni|first2=Gustavo|last3=Kirby|first3=Oscar|last4=Lubaczewski|first4=Paul|last5=Harrison|first5=Kev|last6=Kolb|first6=Lukas|last7=Bain|first7=Ian|last8=Booth|first8=Die|last9=Striker|first9=J. M.|year=2019|publisher=Madness Heart Press|isbn=978-1-7906-4476-6|language=en}} or "turn-signal fluid" from an automotive parts store.
• In baseball, a manager or a coach will ask a new batboy to fetch them a "box of curveballs" or "the keys to the batter's box." Major League pitcher Rick Sutcliffe would often perform this prank.{{cite web| url=http://gameofinches.blogspot.com/2009/02/baseballs-top-pranks.html| title=Sports: A Game Of Inches| work=gameofinches.blogspot.com| access-date=6 September 2015}}{{cite web| url=https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1310&dat=19920315&id=4kJWAAAAIBAJ&pg=6770,3535341| title=Eugene Register-Guard |via= Google News Archive Search |work=google.com |access-date=6 September 2015}}
• In the pizza-making business, newcomers are told to look in the fridge for the "dough repair kit".{{cite book | last = Aman | first = Reinhold | year = 1996 | title = Maledicta, Volume 12 | publisher = Maledicta Press | page = 11 }}
• Another variation includes being sent to procure a "long weight" or "long stand", the idea being that the dupe will reach the shop (or equivalent source of the mythical object) and place the request.{{cite book |last1=Stein |first1=Jesse Adams |title=Hot Metal: Material Culture and Tangible Labour |date=2016 |publisher=Oxford University Press |isbn=978-1784994341 |url=https://books.google.com/books?id=a5o6DwAAQBAJ&pg=PA170 |language=en}} The victim is then delayed by the shopkeeper and thus receives a long wait.
• Other common restaurant practical jokes include sending the new employee to another restaurant to borrow the "bacon stretcher", "lobster food", "lobster gun", "souffle pump", left-handed tongs, "oven key", left-handed broom, or "can of steam".{{cite book | last = Josefowitz | first = Natasha | edition = illustrated | year = 1988 | title = Fitting In: How to Get a Good Start in Your New Job | publisher = Addison-Wesley | page = [https://archive.org/details/fittinginhowtoge0000jose/page/32 32] | isbn = 0201116537 | url = https://archive.org/details/fittinginhowtoge0000jose/page/32 }}{{cite book | last = Cameron | first = Kim S. | edition = illustrated | year = 2011 | title = The Oxford Handbook of Positive Organizational Scholarship | publisher = Oxford University Press | page = 482 | isbn = 978-0199734610}} An alternative prank is to instruct the new employee to empty a coffee machine or hot water tower of its water (the machine being connected to a water line and thus never able to be emptied).{{Citation needed|date=December 2016}}
• In the decorating and construction trade, a "left-handed screwdriver", "board stretcher", "eye measures", "hammer grease", "wall expander", "glass hammer", "striped or tartan paint", "metric crescent wrench", "bucket of grinder sparks" or "box of assorted knots" are analogous pranks.{{cite book | last = Paap | first = Kris | edition = illustrated | year = 2006 | title = Working Construction: Why White Working-Class Men Put Themselves – and the Labor Movement – in Harm's Way | publisher = Cornell University Press | page = [https://archive.org/details/workingconstruct00paap/page/69 69] | isbn = 0801472865 | url = https://archive.org/details/workingconstruct00paap/page/69 }} Another such errand subject, "polka-dot paint", became real in the 1950s with the development of a polychromatic paint which created a dotted effect when dry.Product Finishing, vol 15, 1950, p. 110 ([https://books.google.com/books?id=y9o3AAAAMAAJ&q=Polka+dot google snippet])
• Electricians commonly send the "new guy" to the toolroom to fetch a "cable stretcher"{{cite web |url=http://www.electricalslang.com/Slang/cable%20stretcher |title=Cable Stretcher Definition - Electrician's Slang |website=www.electricalslang.com |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20171207154717/http://electricalslang.com/Slang/cable%20stretcher |archive-date=2017-12-07}} {{cite web |url=http://www.electricalslang.com/Slang/cable%20stretcher |website=Electrician's Slang |title=Cable Stretcher|access-date=2020-10-15}} or a "cordless wire"/"wireless cable".{{Citation needed|date=May 2021}}
• Theatrical Electricians would send the new guy to clean old color gels. Being mounted in fixtures for many performances, they accumulate dust. Old color filters were made using gelatin, and because the high heat of the lights have turned them too brittle to handle, they shatter when touched.
• In the United States Navy, pranks have included sending a new sailor after a "BT punch" (a fist-punch) from a boiler technician who works in the engine room; "red lamp oil for the port running light" and "green lamp oil for the starboard running light"; a "gallon of prop wash"; and "sound-powered phone batteries".{{cite book | last = Cutler | first = Deborah | edition = illustrated | year = 2005 | title = Dictionary of Naval Terms | publisher = Naval Institute Press | page = 182 | isbn = 1-59114-150-8 }} Other examples are to send the dupe on a search for the "key of the starboard watch", a "spool of water line", "liquid bulkhead (wall) remover", a "dropped gig line", a "bucket of steam", or the infamous "ID-10-T (idiot) form".{{cite book |author=Joey D. Ossian |title=A Marine's Lapse in Synapse: Part II: More Unbelievable, But True Short Stories |url=https://books.google.com/books?id=qgrUGcZLhGEC&pg=PA96 |year= 2004 |publisher=AuthorHouse |isbn=978-1-4140-4945-8 |page=96}}
• In the United States Air Force, a new airman may be asked to stand in front of an aircraft and move back and forth in order to calibrate the weather radar before takeoff. Another request of new aviators is to assist in an air quality check, where they are required to run around the cabin of an aircraft with a plastic trash bag and fill it with air before tying it off and writing the name of the air quality project on it "I-D-10-T". This would then be proudly presented to maintenance personnel upon landing.{{Citation needed|date=October 2020}}
• In the United States Army, a newly-stationed soldier may be asked to locate a box of grid squares, or capture a Humvee exhaust sample with a trash bag. They may also be asked to go fetch the keys to a Humvee (Humvees do not have keys and are started by a button press.) Another prank involves a squad leader or team leader ordering the dupe to locate a PRC-E7 (PRC- pronounced prick- being an abbreviation of portable radio communications, and E-7 corresponding to the grade of a sergeant, first class).
• In Boy Scouts, sending a new camper over to other campsites to borrow a "left-handed smoke bender (or shifter)", a "sky hook,"{{cite book | last = Rich | first = Alvin | year = 1984 | title = The History of the BSA | publisher = Aramco Press | page = 87 }} "elbow grease", or "100 feet of shoreline" are similar practices. As well as a "yolk strainer" for removing wood ash from your eggs or a "smoke sifter" for keeping smoke out of your eyes based on various unwritten oral sources.{{Citation needed|date=December 2016}}
• In the Czech Republic, if one breaks a spirit level, they might be asked to go and "buy a new bubble". Other construction-related jokes include buying a "brick bender",{{cite web| url=http://www.munimedia.cz/prispevek/kto-zavaha-naleti-1169/| title=Kto zaváha, naletí| author=Matej Kobza| work=munimedia.cz| access-date=6 September 2015}} "a bender straightener", or "aerosol nails".{{Citation needed|date=December 2016}}
• In the Czech Republic, a child might be sent to the pharmacy to buy some "semosel". Spelled correctly, jsem osel means "I am a fool", literally "I am a donkey".{{cite web|url=http://wiki.zena.centrum.cz/april/|title=Apríl|work=Žena.cz, magazín pro ženy|date=28 March 2014|access-date=6 September 2015}}
• In oil fields in the US and internationally, new hires may be told to get the "keys to the v-door". The v-door is a steel ramp, not a door.{{cite web| url=https://www.rigzone.com/news/oil_gas/a/150371/a_newcomers_guide_to_oil_and_gas/#:~:text=Do%20you%20have%20the%20key,it's%20not%20even%20a%20door.|title=A Newcomer's Guide to Oil and Gas|author=Matthew V. Veazy|work=Rigzone|access-date=15 October 2020}}
• In the United Kingdom, construction-related jokes often include asking new workers to get "a skirting board ladder", "a bucket of steam", "rubber nails" or "a battery-powered electric plug".{{Cite web|date=2016-11-11|title=Tricks of the Trade - Hilarious Fools Errands|url=http://www.chadwicks.ie/blog/tricks-of-the-trade-hilarious-fools-errands/|access-date=2020-10-17|website=Chadwicks Blog|language=en-US}}
• In Hungary, people might be sent to fetch a "bend-drill", a "circular tri-square", a "glass-flattener mallet", some "compression", or "filing grease", among other things.{{Citation needed|date=May 2021}}
• Frequently percussion parts for band and orchestra will have tacet movements (movements with no playing). More experienced players will send newer players to "go retrieve the tacet" from the closet. {{Citation needed|date=June 2022}}
• In Germany, the new apprentice is sent out to fetch new "cracking cartridges for the torque wrench", fetch "gearbox sand" or the "thread hammer".{{cite web|url=https://www.spiegel.de/karriere/azubi-scherze-leser-berichten-wie-sie-am-ersten-ausbildungstag-hereingelegt-wurden-a-24e7eac0-da23-4b74-a904-ea344cf25b71|title=Hol mal die Ersatzluftblasen für die Wasserwaage|work=Spiegel.de|date=6 October 2021|access-date=18 April 2024}}

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