Funky Cold Medina#Charts

{{Infobox song

| name = Funky Cold Medina

| cover = Funky Cold Medina.jpg

| alt =

| caption =

| type = single

| artist = Tone Lōc

| album = Lōc-ed After Dark

| released = March 18, 1989

| recorded = 1988

| studio =

| genre = {{hlist|Hip hop|rap rock}}

| length = 4:08

| label = Delicious Vinyl

| writer = Marvin Young, Matt Dike, Michael Ross

| producer = Matt Dike, Michael Ross

| prev_title = Wild Thing

| prev_year = 1989

| next_title = I Got It Goin' On

| next_year = 1990

}}

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"Funky Cold Medina" is a hip hop song written by Young MC, Matt Dike and Michael Ross,[http://www.ascap.com/ace/ ASCAP Ace System]. and first performed by American rapper, actor and producer Tone Lōc. It was the second single from Tone Lōc's debut album, Lōc-ed After Dark (1989). The single was released on March 18, 1989, and rose to number three on the Billboard Hot 100 the following month where it went platinum, selling over one million copies and becoming the second ever platinum-certified rap single (after "Wild Thing" from the same album being the first). It peaked on the UK Singles Chart at number 13 in May of that year.

Flavor Flav used the phrase "cold medina" a year earlier on It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back, and it was adopted by his labelmates Beastie Boys as a nickname for the cocktail known as a "fuzzy navel"; Flav later suggested to Tone Loc that he should use the phrase in a song.{{Cite web|last=Ardell|first=Jena|date=2011-06-02|title=Flavor Flav on Addiction, Coining the Title of a Tone Loc Song, and How a Crackhead Started His Clock Trend|url=https://www.laweekly.com/flavor-flav-on-addiction-coining-the-title-of-a-tone-loc-song-and-how-a-crackhead-started-his-clock-trend/|archive-url=|archive-date=|access-date=2020-08-28|website=LA Weekly|language=en-US}}

The song contains several samples. The drum break is from "Get Off Your Ass and Jam" by Funkadelic, and the main guitar riff is from "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner. Other samples are taken from "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones (when this song is mentioned in the lyrics), "Christine Sixteen" by Kiss, "All Right Now" by Free and "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman–Turner Overdrive. The cowbell sample is from "Honky Tonk Women" by the Rolling Stones.{{cite web|title=SongFacts - Funky Cold Medina by Tone-Lōc|url=https://www.songfacts.com/facts/tone-loc/funky-cold-medina|language=en|website=songfacts.com|access-date=2020-10-07}}

After the song became popular, several different cocktails were introduced bearing the name "Funky Cold Medina".Esther Iverem, "We Think It's Legal: Would You Like a Funky Cold Medina?", Newsday, July 8, 1989, part 2, p. 15.

Synopsis

The song tells of Tone Lōc's experiences with the "Funky Cold Medina", an aphrodisiac beverage. It starts with Lōc drinking at a bar and asking a fellow patron how he is having such success with women. The stranger credits his luck with Funky Cold Medina, which makes anyone who drinks it irresistible.

Lōc tests the formula on his dog, who becomes uncharacteristically affectionate towards Lōc and quickly gets swarmed by female dogs from the neighborhood. Lōc then tries it on a woman named Sheena he's attracted to, but upon returning to Lōc's home Sheena turns out to be a man, whom he ejects from his apartment forthwith. The next day, Lōc makes a celebrity appearance on Love Connection and meets a woman who immediately wants to marry him, which freaks him out. Lōc concludes the formula just brings trouble and resolves not to use it again.{{cite web|title=Tone Lōc – Funky Cold Medina|url=https://genius.com/Tone-loc-funky-cold-medina-lyrics|language=en|website=genius.com|access-date=2020-08-28}}

Track listings

  • US vinyl, 12", promo{{Cite web|url=https://www.discogs.com/Tone-Loc-Funky-Cold-Medina/master/76169|title=Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina|website=Discogs |date=1989 }}

:A1. "Funky Cold Medina" [Vocal] – 4:11

:A2. "Funky Cold Medina" [Funky Beats] – 2:46

:B1. "Funky Cold Medina" [Instrumental] – 4:08

:B2. "Funky Cold Medina" [Funky Acappella] – 1:18

  • US promo
  1. "Funky Cold Medina" [7" version] – 4:11

Charts

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=Weekly charts=

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Chart (1989)

!Peak
position

{{single chart|Australia|8|artist=Tone Loc|song=Funky Cold Medina|rowheader=true}}
{{single chart|Austria|13|artist=Tone Loc|song=Funky Cold Medina|rowheader=true}}
{{single chart|Canadatopsingles|10|chartid=946|artist=Tone Loc|song=Funky Cold Medina|rowheader=true}}
scope="row"| Finland (Suomen virallinen lista){{cite book|url=https://musiikkiarkisto.fi/oa/_tiedostot/julkaisut/sisaltaa-hitin.pdf#page=261|first=Timo|last=Pennanen|year=2021|title=Sisältää hitin - 2. laitos Levyt ja esittäjät Suomen musiikkilistoilla 1.1.1960–30.6.2021|section=Tone Loc|page=261|publisher=Kustannusosakeyhtiö Otava|location=Helsinki|access-date=July 8, 2022|language=fi}}

| style="text-align:center;"|20

{{single chart|Dutch100|20|artist=Tone Loc|song=Funky Cold Medina|rowheader=true}}
{{single chart|New Zealand|3|artist=Tone Loc|song=Funky Cold Medina|rowheader=true}}
{{single chart|Switzerland|13|artist=Tone Loc|song=Funky Cold Medina|rowheader=true}}
{{single chart|UK|13|date=19890128|rowheader=true|accessdate=February 13, 2016}}
{{single chart|Billboardhot100|3|artist=Tone Loc|rowheader=true|accessdate=February 18, 2021}}
{{single chart|Billboarddanceclubplay|8|artist=Tone Loc|rowheader=true|accessdate=February 18, 2021}}
{{single chart|Billboardrandbhiphop|3|artist=Tone Loc|rowheader=true|accessdate=February 18, 2021}}
{{single chart|Billboardrapsongs|7|artist=Tone Loc|rowheader=true|accessdate=February 18, 2021}}
{{single chart|West Germany|7|artist=Tone Loc|song=Funky Cold Medina|songid=1974|rowheader=true|accessdate=March 3, 2020}}

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=Year-end charts=

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! scope="col"| Chart (1989)

! scope="col"| Position

scope="row"| Australia (ARIA){{cite book|last=Ryan|first=Gavin|title=Australia's Music Charts 1988-2010|year=2011|publisher= Moonlight Publishing|location= Mt. Martha, Victoria, Australia}}

| style="text-align:center;"|39

scope="row"| Canada Top Singles (RPM){{cite web|url=http://www.collectionscanada.gc.ca/rpm/028020-119.01-e.php?brws_s=1&file_num=nlc008388.6684&type=1&interval=24&PHPSESSID=mhe12pta2k83e08udtq66ot062|title=Top Singles - Volume 51, No. 8, December 23, 1989|work=RPM|date=December 23, 1999|access-date=November 22, 2017|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20170907032648/http://www.collectionscanada.gc.ca/rpm/028020-119.01-e.php?brws_s=1&file_num=nlc008388.6684&type=1&interval=24&PHPSESSID=mhe12pta2k83e08udtq66ot062|archive-date=September 7, 2017|url-status=dead}}

| style="text-align:center;"|99

scope="row"| US Billboard Hot 100{{cite magazine |date=December 23, 1989 |title=1989 The Year in Music: Top Pop Singles |page=Y-22 |magazine=Billboard |volume=101 |issue=51 }}{{cite web|url=http://longboredsurfer.com/charts/1989|title=Billboard Top 100 – 1989}}

| style="text-align:center;"|65

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Certifications

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{{certification Table Entry|type=single|region=United States|artist=Tone Lōc|title=Funky Cold Medina|award=Platinum|relyear=1989|certyear=1989|access-date=August 7, 2023}}

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See also

References