Gil Schwartz

{{Short description|American humor columnist (1951–2020)}}

{{Infobox person

| name = Gil Schwartz

| other_names = Stanley Bing

| birth_date = May 20, 1951

| birth_place = New York City, U.S.

| death_date = May 2, 2020 (aged 68)

| death_place = Santa Monica, California, U.S.

| alma_mater = Brandeis University (BA)

}}

Gil Schwartz (May 20, 1951{{snd}}May 2, 2020), known by his pen name Stanley Bing,{{cite news |title=CBS's Best-Kept Secret ( Hint Hint ) |department =Section 1 | page=33|work=The New York Times |date=8 January 1996 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20221106190543/https://www.nytimes.com/1996/01/08/business/cbs-s-best-kept-secret-hint-hint.html |archive-date=2022-11-06 |url-status=live |url=https://www.nytimes.com/1996/01/08/business/cbs-s-best-kept-secret-hint-hint.html |last1=Landler |first1=Mark }} was an American business humorist and novelist. He wrote a column for Fortune magazine for more than twenty years{{Cite web |url=http://management.fortune.cnn.com/category/stanley-bing/ |title=Fortune |access-date=2014-08-03 |archive-date=2014-06-01 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20140601114740/http://management.fortune.cnn.com/category/stanley-bing/ |url-status=dead }} after a decade at Esquire magazine.{{Cite web |url=http://www.mediabistro.com/MB-QA-Gil-SchwartzStanley-Bing-a7218.html |title=Media Bistro |access-date=2014-08-03 |archive-date=2015-09-07 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20150907234503/http://www.mediabistro.com/MB-QA-Gil-SchwartzStanley-Bing-a7218.html |url-status=dead }} He was the author of thirteen books, including What Would Machiavelli Do?{{Cite web |url=http://www.harpercollins.com/browseinside/index.aspx?isbn13=9780066620107 |title=HarperCollins |access-date=2014-08-03 |archive-date=2013-05-14 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20130514045110/http://www.harpercollins.com/browseinside/index.aspx?isbn13=9780066620107 |url-status=dead }} and The Curriculum, a satirical textbook for a business school that also offers lessons on the web.[https://archive.today/20140806132000/http://www.harpercollins.com/books/The-Curriculum-Stanley-Bing/?isbn=9780061998539 HarperCollins] Schwartz was senior executive vice president of corporate communications and Chief Communications Officer for CBS.[http://www.cbscorporation.com/ourcompany-executives.php?id=&exec=158 CBS]

Early life and education

Schwartz was born May 20, 1951, in New York City, and was raised in New Rochelle, New York. He earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in English and Theatre Arts from Brandeis University.{{Cite web|title=Gil Schwartz, Longtime CBS Executive and Author, Dies at 68|url=https://variety.com/2020/biz/news/gil-schwartz-cbs-executive-dead-68-stanley-bing-1234596601/|last=Littleton|first=Cynthia|date=2020-05-03|website=Variety|language=en|access-date=2020-05-04}}{{Cite web|title=Gil Schwartz, Former CBS Communications Exec, Dies at 68|url=https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/gil-schwartz-dead-cbs-communications-exec-dies-at-68-1293014|website=The Hollywood Reporter|date=3 May 2020 |language=en|access-date=2020-05-04}}

Career

After graduating from college, Schwartz intended to become a playwright. He was a co-founder of Next Move Theatre, an improv troupe based in Boston. Schwartz later landed a communications job at Westinghouse Broadcasting.{{Cite news|agency=The Associated Press|date=2020-05-03|title=Gil Schwartz, Aka Humorist Stanley Bing, Has Died at 68|language=en-US|work=The New York Times|url=https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2020/05/03/business/ap-us-obit-gil-schwartz.html|access-date=2020-05-04|issn=0362-4331}}

= Writing =

Schwartz was a columnist, novelist, and writer of a large body of work dedicated to exploring the relationship between pathology and authority. He first appeared in the pages of Esquire with a one-page column at the back of the magazine on corporate strategies. In a few years, he moved to the front of the magazine and began a series of 2500-word essays, mainly focused on business-related topics.{{Cite web |url=http://www.mediabistro.com/MB-QA-Gil-SchwartzStanley-Bing-a7218.html |title=Media Bistro |access-date=2014-08-03 |archive-date=2015-09-07 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20150907234503/http://www.mediabistro.com/MB-QA-Gil-SchwartzStanley-Bing-a7218.html |url-status=dead }}

His first book was a satirical collection of business terms called Bizwords, based on the concept of The Devil's Dictionary.{{ cite book | title=Bizwords | isbn=978-0-671-67414-4 | url=https://books.google.com/books?id=3voJAQAAMAAJ | via=Google Books | last1=Bing | first1=Stanley | date=1989 | publisher=Pocket Books }} Crazy Bosses, which established the early groundwork for his subsequent career, was published in 1992.{{ cite book | url=https://books.google.com/books?id=dqFgcZYGFj4C| via= Google Books| title= Crazy Bosses| isbn= 978-0-06-187386-7| last1= Bing| first1= Stanley| date= 13 October 2009| publisher= Harper Collins}} At that point Schwartz, who had been writing in secret within a large multinational corporation, revealed his alter ego to colleagues at Westinghouse, who had until then known him only by his given name. Thereafter, he continued to appear as Schwartz in business settings but published primarily under his pseudonym. A series of best-selling business books followed, including What Would Machiavelli Do?: The Ends Justify The Meanness;{{Cite book |url=http://www.harpercollins.com/browseinside/index.aspx?isbn13=9780066620107 |title=What Would Machiavelli Do?: The Ends Justify The Meanness|date=19 March 2002 | publisher=HarperCollins |access-date=2014-08-03 |archive-date=2013-05-14 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20130514045110/http://www.harpercollins.com/browseinside/index.aspx?isbn13=9780066620107 |url-status=dead| isbn= 9780066620107 }} Throwing The Elephant: Zen and the Art of Managing Up;[http://www.harpercollins.com/book/index.aspx?isbn=9780060934224 HarperCollins] Sun Tzu Was A Sissy,[http://www.harpercollins.com/books/Sun-Tzu-Was-Sissy-Stanley-Bing/?isbn=9780060734770 HarperCollins] and, published simultaneously in the spring of 2006, Rome, Inc.: The Rise and Fall of the First Multinational Corporation,[http://www.publishersweekly.com/978-0-393-06026-3 Publishers Weekly] and 100 Bullshit Jobs and How To Get Them.[http://www.harpercollins.com/books/100-Bullshit-Jobs-How-Get-Them-Stanley-Bing/?isbn=9780060734800 HarperCollins] In 2007, Schwartz published a thoroughly revised edition of Crazy Bosses, adding a layer of strategy that did not exist in the earlier edition,[http://www.harpercollins.com/books/Crazy-Bosses-Stanley-Bing/?isbn=9780060731571 HarperCollins] and in 2008, Executricks: How to Retire While You're Still Working.[http://www.harpercollins.com/books/Executricks-Stanley-Bing/?isbn=9780061340352 HarperCollins] In 2011, Schwartz published Bingsop's Fables, a version of Aesop's Fables applicable to the business world, populated with corporate archetypes, including The Stupid Investor, the Miserable Misery Mogul, and the Ill-Tempered PR Person. The book was illustrated by Steve Brodner.[http://www.harpercollins.com/books/Bingsops-Fables/?isbn=9780062092007 HarperCollins] Schwartz's most recent volume, published in 2014, is The Curriculum: Everything You Need to Know to Be a Master of Business Arts, a 384-page satirical textbook that purportedly provides a complete business education. Illustrated with color PowerPoint graphics, the book includes a core and advanced curriculum, as well as tutorials and electives, with subjects such as "not appearing stupid", "insensitivity training", and "Town Car management".[https://archive.today/20140806132000/http://www.harpercollins.com/books/The-Curriculum-Stanley-Bing/?isbn=9780061998539 HarperCollins]

In a March 2014 interview with Fortune magazine, Schwartz claimed that all of his data came from a think tank he incorporated, The National Association of Serious Studies, which "adheres to the highest standards of Internet journalism."[http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2014/03/31/stanley-bing-the-curriculum/ Fortune]

Schwartz also wrote online. In 2007, he began a daily blog, www.stanleybing.com, which appears on the Fortune website as well as that of its parent, CNNMoney,{{Cite web |url=http://management.fortune.cnn.com/category/stanley-bing/ |title=Fortune/CNNMoney |access-date=2014-08-03 |archive-date=2014-06-01 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20140601114740/http://management.fortune.cnn.com/category/stanley-bing/ |url-status=dead }} and also syndicated his writing and video blogs for HuffPost.[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/stanley-bing/ The Huffington Post]

= Identity =

In 1996, Randall Rothenberg, one of Schwartz's colleagues at Esquire, informed The New York Times that Stanley Bing was actually Gil Schwartz, a CBS executive.[http://gawker.com/550740/gil-schwartz Gawker] The Times published an article under the headline "CBS's Best-Kept Secret (Hint Hint)" revealing Schwartz's identity and noting that he "would probably have been able to keep his Swiftian alter ego a secret, known only to a small circle of friends and colleagues, had he not been so successful at his day job." In the article, Schwartz neither confirmed nor denied the claim that he was Stanley Bing. However former CBS Broadcast Group President Howard Stringer, who was aware of the ruse, compared Schwartz/Bing to Andy Rooney and David Letterman.

Schwartz continued to write the back page for Fortune magazine,{{Cite web |url=http://management.fortune.cnn.com/category/stanley-bing/ |title=Fortune |access-date=2014-08-03 |archive-date=2014-06-01 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20140601114740/http://management.fortune.cnn.com/category/stanley-bing/ |url-status=dead }} while (as Schwartz) holding down a similar post at Men's Health, writing a 2500-word column reminiscent of his earlier work at Esquire.{{Cite web |url=http://www.menshealth.com/by/Gil-Schwartz |title=Men's Health |access-date=2014-08-03 |archive-date=2014-01-28 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20140128185644/http://www.menshealth.com/by/Gil-Schwartz |url-status=dead }}

Personal life

Schwartz was married to Laura Svienty for 14 years. He had two children, two step-children, and two grandchildren. Schwartz and his wife had previously split their time between Manhattan and Mill Valley, California.

Schwartz died on May 2, 2020, at his home in Santa Monica, California, from cardiac arrest. He was 68.{{Cite web|title=Gil Schwartz, Longtime CBS Executive and Author, Dies at 68|url=https://variety.com/2020/biz/news/gil-schwartz-cbs-executive-dead-68-stanley-bing-1234596601/|last=Littleton|first=Cynthia|date=2020-05-03|website=Variety|language=en|access-date=2020-05-04}}

Published works

  • Biz Words: Power Talk for Fun and Profit. Pocket Books. 1989. {{ISBN|978-0-671-67414-4}}.
  • Crazy Bosses: Spotting Them, Serving Them, Surviving Them. Pocket Books. 1992. ASIN B00921ILOK.
  • What Would Machiavelli Do? The Ends Justify the Meanness. Collins. 2000. {{ISBN|978-0-06-662011-4}}.
  • Throwing the Elephant: Zen and the Art of Managing Up. Collins. 2002. {{ISBN|0-06-018861-8}}.
  • The Big Bing: Black Holes of Time Management, Gaseous Executive Bodies, Exploding Careers, and Other Theories on the Origins of the Business Universe. HarperBusiness. 2003. {{ISBN|978-0-06-052955-0}}.
  • Sun Tzu Was a Sissy: Conquer Your Enemies, Promote Your Friends, and Wage the Real Art of War. HarperBusiness. 2004. {{ISBN|0-06-073477-9}}.
  • Rome, Inc. The Rise and Fall of the First Multinational Corporation. W.W. Norton. 2006. {{ISBN|978-0-393-06026-3}}.
  • 100 Bullshit Jobs ... And How to Get Them. HarperBusiness. 2006. {{ISBN|978-0-06-073479-4}}.
  • Crazy Bosses: Fully Revised and Updated. HarperBusiness. 2007. {{ISBN|978-0-06-073157-1}}.
  • Executricks: How to Retire While You're Still Working. HarperBusiness. 2008. {{ISBN|978-0-06-134035-2}}.
  • Bingsop's Fables: Little Morals for Big Business. HarperBusiness. 2011. {{ISBN|978-0-06-199852-2}}.
  • The Curriculum: Everything You Need to Know to Be a Master of Business Arts. HarperBusiness. 2014. {{ISBN|978-0-06-199853-9}}.

=Novels=

  • Lloyd: What Happened. Crown. 1998. {{ISBN|978-0-517-70349-6}}.
  • You Look Nice Today. Bloomsbury USA. 2003. {{ISBN|978-1-58234-280-1}}.
  • Immortal Life (A Soon To Be True Story). Simon & Schuster. 2017. {{ISBN|978-1-5011-1983-5}}.

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