Glasgow Roller Derby

The three travel teams have names inspired by the popular Scottish carbonated beverage, Irn-Bru:

• Irn Bruisers (A, first game 2008)
• Maiden Grrders (B, first game 2009)
• Cannie Gingers (C, active 2014–2015){{Cite web |title=Glasgow Roller Derby |url=https://www.glasgowrollerderby.com/ |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=Glasgow Roller Derby |language=en-GB}}

The three currently{{when|date=October 2023}} active home teams play in intra-league tournaments to give newer players the chance to try out their skills in front of an audience in a lower stakes environment than a game against another team, and promotes healthy competition between players:

• Bad Omens (established 2011)
• Death Stars (established 2011)
• Tyrannosaurus Wrecks (established 2013)
• Hell's Belles (2010–2014)

The Glasgow Roller Recruits (GRR) are Glasgow Roller Derby's newest skaters. The league runs an intensive skating course three times a year to teach the skills needed to play or referee roller derby safely, and move up from Glasgow Roller Recruits to the main league.{{Cite web |title=Skate with us |url=https://www.glasgowrollerderby.com/grr |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=Glasgow Roller Derby |language=en-GB}}

To be eligible, all participants must be over 18. To graduate to league as a player, skaters must fit into the WFTDA gender statement.{{Cite web |title=Women's Flat Track Derby Association Statement About Gender » WFTDA Roller Derby Resources |url=https://resources.wftda.org/womens-flat-track-derby-association-statement-about-gender/ |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=WFTDA Roller Derby Resources |language=en-US}} Skating officials can be any gender, as can non-skating officials (NSOs) and other league volunteers.

File:Glasgow Roller Girls logo.png

Established by Teri Toxic and Mistress Malicious in February 2007 as the Glasgow Roller Girls, the first training session was held in April of the same year. Glasgow was the first roller derby league in Scotland, and fourth in the United Kingdom after London Rollergirls, Birmingham Blitz Dames and London Rockin’ Rollers.

Training sessions initially took place outdoors in Kelvingrove Park in less-than ideal Glaswegian weather conditions, thereafter moving to a regular slot at Glasgow Caledonian University. This has been their main training and game venue ever since.{{Cite web |date=2008-02-03 |title=Glasgow Roller Girls |url=http://www.glasgowrollergirls.com:80/get_your_skates_on.html |access-date=2022-07-09 |website= |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20080203224447/http://www.glasgowrollergirls.com:80/get_your_skates_on.html |archive-date=3 February 2008 |url-status=dead}}

The league's first bout was in March 2008, with the Irn Bruisers facing up to London Rollergirls’ All-Star A-team, London Brawling. Later that same year, the Irn Bruisers hosted the first transatlantic match, against an early iteration of Team Canada.{{Cite web |date=2017-03-04 |title=10 Years of Roller derby in Glasgow: Mistress Malicious on GRD's 10th. |url=https://scottishrollerderby.wordpress.com/2017/03/04/10-years-of-roller-derby-in-glasgow-mistress-malicious-on-grds-10th/ |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=scottish roller derby |language=en}}

In 2009, the Irn Bruisers participated in the first ever European roller derby tournament, Roll Britannia,{{Cite web |title=Roll Britannia – erstes europäisches Derby Turnier {{!}} |url=https://bearcityrollerderby.com/roll-britannia/ |access-date=2022-07-09 |language=en-US}}{{Cite web |title=Roll Britannia {{!}} Roller Derby Stats & Rankings {{!}} Flat Track Stats |url=http://flattrackstats.com/tournaments/17746 |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=flattrackstats.com}} hosted at Earl's Court by London Rollergirls. In September, Glasgow Roller Girls gained a B-team, the Maiden Grrders who played their first game against Auld Reekie Roller Derby’s B-team.

Glasgow Roller Derby's Irn Bruisers and Maiden Grrders came in first and third positions respectively in the first Scottish roller derby tournament, Highland Fling,{{Cite web |title=Highland Fling {{!}} Roller Derby Stats & Rankings {{!}} Flat Track Stats |url=http://flattrackstats.com/tournaments/17771 |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=flattrackstats.com}} in 2010. In that same year, the first home teams competition was planned and Hell's Belles came into being, closely followed by Bad Omens and Death Stars. The league was also involved in the inception of the UK Roller Derby Association, becoming one of its first members in June 2010.

In July 2011, Glasgow Roller Girls were accepted as a Women's Flat Track Derby Association Apprentice league, graduating as a full member the following June.{{Cite web |title=Glasgow Roller Derby {{!}} Roller Derby Stats & Rankings {{!}} Flat Track Stats |url=http://flattrackstats.com/teams/7929 |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=flattrackstats.com}}

The league rebranded in early 2012, with a name change to Glasgow Roller Derby as well as a new logo and colour scheme. GRD hosted their first tournament, Chaos on the Clyde,{{Cite web |title=Chaos on the Clyde |url=http://flattrackstats.com/tournaments/17770 |access-date=7 July 2022}} featuring teams from all over the UK as well as Stuttgart.

Glasgow Roller Derby is a passionate advocate for LGBT inclusion in sport, with two league members having previously acted as the Transgender Liaison for the UK Roller Derby Association, Jodie Stanley and Freyja Gosnold.{{Cite web |title=UKRDA announces new Transgender Policy, {{sic|nolink=y|reason=error in source|Liasion}} Roles. {{!}} Scottish Roller Derby Blog |url=https://www.scottishrollerderbyblog.com/posts/2014/04/16/ukrda-announces-new-transgender-policy-liasion-roles/ |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=www.scottishrollerderbyblog.com}}

In 2015, Glasgow qualified for the WFTDA International Playoffs for the first time, entering the Division 1 Playoff in Jacksonville, Florida as the seventh seed. All the hard work paid off as Glasgow were the Tier 1 winner at the British Roller Derby Championships 2015.

For their 10th anniversary, Glasgow Roller Derby hosted a big birthday bash{{Cite web |title=GRD 10 Year Anniversary |url=https://www.glasgowrollerderby.com/events-calendar/2017/1/26/grd-10-year-anniversary |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=Glasgow Roller Derby |language=en-GB}} with three games – Rising Stars Women, Advanced Women, and Co-ed – as well as face painting, a roller disco and the afterparty.

Glasgow Roller Derby players, coaches and referees have performed at the highest levels and have often been selected to represent their countries in the Roller Derby World Cup.

For the 2011 Roller Derby World Cup, Betty Gogo, Lily Lethal, Marla Mayhem, Marshall Lawless, Mistress Malicious, Viper, Whiskey Galore and Wild Oates were selected for the Team Scotland roster.

Chemikill Hazard and Coco Pox played for Team Ireland Roller Derby in 2011, with Chemikill Hazard returning for the 2014 Roller Derby World Cup team accompanied by Sarah McMillan.

Jess E. Ska, Mona Rampage, Rogue Runner, Splat and Suffra Jet joined returning player Marshall Lawless for the Team Scotland lineup in 2014.

The 2018 Roller Derby World Cup Team Scotland roster saw Devil's Advoskate, Phoenix Fatale and Shorty McLightningpants keeping returning skater Mona Rampage company.

In 2015, Glasgow qualified for Playoffs for the first time, entering the Division 1 Playoff in Jacksonville, Florida as the seventh seed.{{cite web|title=Team Profile - Women's Flat Track Derby Association|url=https://wftda.org/tournaments/2015/jacksonville/team-profiles/glasgow|website=wftda.org|publisher=WFTDA|accessdate=27 December 2017}} After losses of 184–159 to Charlottesville Derby Dames{{Cite web |title=Game 2: Glasgow Roller Derby (#7) vs Charlottesville Derby Dames (#10) - Game Recaps - Women's Flat Track Derby Association |url=https://wftda.org/tournaments/2015/jacksonville/game-recaps/game-2-glasgow-roller-derby-7-vs-charlottesville-derby-dames-10 |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=wftda.org}} and 284–100 to Tampa Roller Derby,{{Cite web |title=Game 8: Glagsow Roller Derby (#7) vs Tampa Roller Derby (#5) - Game Recaps - Women's Flat Track Derby Association |url=https://wftda.org/tournaments/2015/jacksonville/game-recaps/game-8-glagsow-roller-derby-7-vs-tampa-roller-derby-5 |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=wftda.org}} Glasgow rebounded to win the ninth place game against Pikes Peak Derby Dames, 247–153.{{Cite web |title=Game 13: Glasgow Roller Derby (#7) vs Pikes Peak Derby Dames (#9) - Game Recaps - Women's Flat Track Derby Association |url=https://wftda.org/tournaments/2015/jacksonville/game-recaps/game-13-glasgow-roller-derby-7-vs-pikes-peak-derby-dames-9 |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=wftda.org}}

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*Please note that rankings were suspended in March 2020 in light of the COVID-19 pandemic.{{Cite web |date=2020-05-28 |title=WFTDA Releases Rankings Transition Plan for COVID-19 » WFTDA Roller Derby Resources |url=https://resources.wftda.org/wftda-releases-rankings-transition-plan-for-covid-19/ |access-date=2022-07-09 |website=WFTDA Roller Derby Resources |language=en-US}}

Glasgow have participated in the Women Tier 1 Premier division of the Five Nations Roller Derby Championships (renamed in 2021 from the British Roller Derby Championships) on three occasions since 2015.

They were dominant in 2015, winning all of their games to win championships. They beat Middlesbrough Milk Rollers 205–119, Auld Reekie Roller Derby 206–90, Tiger Bay Brawlers 280–54, Rainy City Roller Derby 267-79 and Central City Rollergirls 205–109.{{Cite web |title=British Roller Derby Championships 2015: Women T1 Premier {{!}} Roller Derby Stats & Rankings {{!}} Flat Track Stats |url=http://flattrackstats.com/tournaments/66908 |access-date=2022-07-19 |website=flattrackstats.com}}

GRD had less of an easy time of it in 2016, losing 198–122 to Leeds Roller Derby, 238–109 to Newcastle Roller Derby and 164–210 to London Roller Derby Brawl Saints (B), but managed to win against Royal Windsor Roller Derby 203–179.{{Cite web |title=British Roller Derby Championships 2016: Women Tier 1 Premier {{!}} Roller Derby Stats & Rankings {{!}} Flat Track Stats |url=http://flattrackstats.com/tournaments/75174 |access-date=2022-07-19 |website=flattrackstats.com}}

In 2018, the league struggled at their previous level and lost all their games, 311–66 to Central City Roller Derby, 267–132 to London Rockin' Rollers and 112–274 to Liverpool Roller Birds.{{Cite web |title=British Roller Derby Championships 2018: Womens T1 UKRDA Premier {{!}} Roller Derby Stats & Rankings {{!}} Flat Track Stats |url=http://flattrackstats.com/tournaments/99475 |access-date=2022-07-19 |website=flattrackstats.com}}

Glasgow took time out to regroup in 2019 and didn't compete in the Championships that year.

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All available results for public games are shown below. The league does sometimes host 'closed door' games, the results of which are excluded from this list.

{{Background color|#ddffdd|Green highlighted rows}} indicate a win, whilst {{Background color|#ffdddd|red highlighting}} indicates a loss.

The Cannie Gingers were Glasgow Roller Derby's short-lived C team, active from early 2014 to late 2015.

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