Google Me (Kim Zolciak song)
{{short description|2012 single by Kim Zolciak}}
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{{Infobox song
| name = Google Me
| artist = Kim Zolciak
| album =
| type = single
| cover = Kim Zolciak "Google Me".jpg
| border = yes
| alt = Over a gray-to-white gradient background, a picture of American television personality Kim Zolciak appears, laying atop the words "Google Me"; her name appears above
| released = October 5, 2010
| genre = Pop
| length = 3:51
| label = Self-released
| writer = Angela Scott
| chronology = Kim Zolciak
| prev_title = Tardy for the Party
| prev_year = 2009
| next_title = Love Me First
| next_year = 2012
| misc =
}}
"Google Me" is the second single by American television personality Kim Zolciak. It was independently released on October 5, 2010, after a preview of the song premiered on Gawker the month prior. A different song by Zolciak, "The Ring Didn't Mean a Thing", was initially to be released instead, but was indefinitely postponed after creative differences with co-writer Kandi Burruss. "Google Me" was written by American singer-songwriter Angela Scott, who had made several appearances on The Real Housewives of Atlanta during Zolciak's tenure on the show.
Musically, "Google Me" is a pop song that received comparisons to songs released by other The Real Housewives cast members. Lyrically, it references the search engine of the same name, and discusses Zolciak's personal life, specifically a former relationship. "Google Me" was negatively received by critics, several of whom provided sarcastic reviews. Zolciak performed it live once during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen in November 2010.
Background and release
"Google Me" serves as Kim Zolciak's second single, following the release of "Tardy for the Party" in 2009. A second collaboration with fellow The Real Housewives of Atlanta co-star Kandi Burruss, titled "The Ring Didn't Mean a Thing", was initially slated to serve as her next single, but was ultimately shelved after a series of creative problems occurred between the two, as documented throughout the show's third season. Despite Burruss' on-screen work with these two songs, she did not assist with "Google Me"; instead, Zolciak worked with a musician friend of Burruss. Although Zolciak received a writing credit on "Tardy for the Party", she did not receive one for "Google Me".{{cite web |last1=Barthel |first1=Mike |title=The 15 Vanity Singles by 'Real Housewife' Bravolebrities: One Is Actually Good! |url=https://www.theawl.com/2013/04/the-15-vanity-singles-by-real-housewife-bravolebrities-one-is-actually-good/ |website=The Awl |access-date=April 23, 2022 |date=April 5, 2013 |archive-date=January 18, 2018 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20180118225002/https://www.theawl.com/2013/04/the-15-vanity-singles-by-real-housewife-bravolebrities-one-is-actually-good/ |url-status=live }} Virginia-based singer-songwriter Angela Scott penned "Google Me"; she had made several appearances on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and was eventually approached by Zolciak to discuss potentially working together. According to Scott, Zolciak preferred a different song of hers, but Bravo ultimately felt "Google Me" would be a better fit.{{cite web |title=ACE Repertory |url=https://www.ascap.com/repertory#/ace/search/title/google%20me/performer/kim?at=false&searchFilter=SVW&page=1 |publisher=American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers |access-date=April 21, 2022}} If necessary, enter the title "Google Me" to view the song's ASCAP credits.{{cite interview |last1=Scott |first1=Angela |interviewer=Phillip Mlynar |title=Q&A: Singer Angela 'Mecca' Scott, Star Of Jay-Z's Reasonable Doubt, on Working with Jay, Big L, and a Real Housewife of Atlanta |url= |publisher= |location=New York City |date=March 7, 2011 |work=The Village Voice |access-date= |quote=I've been knowing Kim [Zolciak] for about four or five years, and it just started from there. She knows my talent as a singer and a songwriter, and she was working on a project and approached me and wanted me to write a song for her. She'd heard my records – she actually wanted a song I'd written for myself, but the network thought it wouldn't be a great record for her. So they came up with the idea of me creating her next single.}}
A preview of "Google Me" was first released to Gawker in late September 2010.{{cite magazine |last1=Exton |first1=Emily |title='Real Housewives of Atlanta' star Kim Zolciak releases sneak peek of new single, wants you to Google her |url=https://ew.com/article/2010/09/20/kim-zolciak-google-me-single/ |access-date=April 22, 2022 |magazine=Entertainment Weekly |date=September 20, 2010 |archive-date=April 24, 2022 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220424013020/https://ew.com/article/2010/09/20/kim-zolciak-google-me-single/ |url-status=live }} The song was released to iTunes for digital download and streaming on October 5, 2010.{{cite news |last1=Chen |first1=Joyce |title=Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak Is an Aspiring Rapper |url=https://people.com/tv/atlanta-housewife-kim-zolciak-is-an-aspiring-rapper/ |access-date=April 22, 2022 |work=People |date=October 4, 2010 |archive-date=April 24, 2022 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220424013020/https://people.com/tv/atlanta-housewife-kim-zolciak-is-an-aspiring-rapper/ |url-status=live }}{{cite news |title=Kim Zolciak's New Single 'Google Me' |url=https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kim-zolciaks-new-single-g_n_731831 |access-date=April 21, 2022 |work=HuffPost |date=September 20, 2010 |archive-date=April 24, 2022 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220424013020/https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kim-zolciaks-new-single-g_n_731831 |url-status=live }} Zolciak told the Hartford Courant she felt more confident in "Google Me" than her debut single, "Tardy for the Party".{{cite news |last1=Catlin |first1=Roger |title='Atlanta' Housewife From Connecticut, Where She Shook Things Up, Too |url=https://www.courant.com/entertainment/hc-xpm-2010-10-05-hc-kim-zolciak-connecticut-1005-20101005-story.html |access-date=April 22, 2022 |work=Hartford Courant |date=October 4, 2010 |archive-date=April 24, 2022 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220424013021/https://www.courant.com/entertainment/hc-xpm-2010-10-05-hc-kim-zolciak-connecticut-1005-20101005-story.html |url-status=live }} She later performed the song during an episode of the American late-night talk show Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, on November 21, 2010.{{cite episode |title=Kim Zolciak and Derek J |series=Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen |network=Bravo |date=November 21, 2010 |season=3 |number=15}} Regarding the live performance, Rodney Ho from The Atlanta Journal-Constitution wrote that Zolciak "did not embarrass herself".{{cite news |last1=Ho |first1=Rodney |title='Real Housewives of Atlanta' recap, episode 8: ready to drop a major load of |url=https://www.ajc.com/blog/radiotvtalk/real-housewives-atlanta-recap-episode-ready-drop-major-load/r1oGrclDkgTMvo9praniYK/ |access-date=April 22, 2022 |work=The Atlanta Journal-Constitution |date=November 22, 2010 |archive-date=April 24, 2022 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220424013022/https://www.ajc.com/blog/radiotvtalk/real-housewives-atlanta-recap-episode-ready-drop-major-load/r1oGrclDkgTMvo9praniYK/ |url-status=live }} "Google Me" was removed from digital retailers for a temporary amount of time before being re-released on March 28, 2012, following the release of Zolciak's third single, "Love Me First", that same month.
Music and lyrics
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Emily Exton of Entertainment Weekly grouped "Google Me" with pop singles by Real Housewives cast members, such as "Money Can't Buy You Class" by Luann de Lesseps and "Real Close" by Danielle Staub. Zolciak considered "Google Me" a rap song, and compared its energy to that of "Glamorous" (2006) by Fergie. Lyrically, the song discusses her professional and romantic lives, specifically her former relationship with Lee "Big Poppa" Najjar. The refrain consists of the word "Google" being spelt out, in reference to the search engine.{{cite web |last1=Daw |first1=Robbie |title='Real Housewives' Star Kim Zolciak Commands 'Google Me' On New Single |url=https://www.idolator.com/5646922/kim-zolciak-google-me?safari=1 |website=Idolator |access-date=April 19, 2022 |date=October 5, 2010 |archive-date=April 24, 2022 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220424170822/https://www.facebook.com/login/?next=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fplugins%2Fpage.php%3Fadapt_container_width%3Dfalse%26app_id%26channel%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fstaticxx.facebook.com%252Fx%252Fconnect%252Fxd_arbiter%252F%253Fversion%253D46%2523cb%253Df17c1615279a8b%2526domain%253Dwww.idolator.com%2526is_canvas%253Dfalse%2526origin%253Dhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.idolator.com%25252Ff1b8f98be346f7%2526relation%253Dparent.parent%26container_width%3D300%26hide_cover%3Dfalse%26hide_cta%3Dtrue%26href%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fwww.facebook.com%252Fidolatordotcom%252F%26locale%3Den_US%26sdk%3Djoey%26show_facepile%3Dtrue%26small_header%3Dfalse%26width%3D300 |url-status=live }} Zolciak later clarified the song's meaning, stating she does "Google herself" but the song was about more that this, acknowledging that not everybody would like her. Zolciak felt that focussing on doing what she loved and being able to make money from it was more important to her that what people think of her.{{cite news |last1=Martin |first1=Denise |title=Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak Breaks Down the Meaning Behind 'Google Me' |url=https://www.tvguide.com/news/real-housewives-kim-zolciak-1024454/ |access-date=April 19, 2022 |work=TV Guide Magazine |date=October 17, 2010 |archive-date=April 24, 2022 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220424013021/https://www.tvguide.com/news/real-housewives-kim-zolciak-1024454/ |url-status=live }} Zolciak also noted that song makes reference to Najjar ("Big Poppa"). The lyrics discuss how Zolciak previously considered Najjar and her girls her everything but is now able to "do it for herself" and recognise that she was always able to.
Exton also said that Zolciak's singing style was "talk-sing[ing]" and felt the lyrics summarized "just how fabulous she is". Additionally, she said the lyric "It ain't gonna be easy replacing me / Those other girls, they wanna be like me / But they're just Barbies: all body, no brain / Google my name, I'm doing my thing" hinted at Zolciak's departure from The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She later denied this rumor to TV Guide Magazine.
Critical reception
"Google Me" was negatively received by music critics.{{cite news |last1=Sitt |first1=Pamela |title=Video: Simon Van Kempen Debuts Single About Real Housewives |url=http://www.mtv.com/news/2766095/video-simon-van-kempen-i-am-real-single/ |access-date=April 22, 2022 |publisher=MTV News |date=April 21, 2011 |archive-date=May 31, 2016 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20160531011733/http://www.mtv.com/news/2766095/video-simon-van-kempen-i-am-real-single/ |url-status=dead }} Vulture{{'}}s Edith Zimmerman wrote that with "Google Me", Zolciak gave comedy duo Tim & Eric "a run for their money".{{cite news |last1=Zimmerman |first1=Edith |title=Hear Kim 'Tardy for the Party' Zolciak's Dreadful New Single, 'Google Me' |url=https://www.vulture.com/2010/09/hear_kim_tardy_for_the_party_z.html |access-date=April 22, 2022 |work=Vulture |date=September 20, 2010 |archive-date=March 3, 2021 |url-access=limited |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210303212549/https://www.vulture.com/2010/09/hear_kim_tardy_for_the_party_z.html |url-status=live }} Lynsey Eidell of Glamour considered "Google Me" a part of Zolciak's "questionable" musical career.{{cite news |last1=Eidell |first1=Lynsey |title=A Look Back at Every Real Housewives Song in Existence |url=https://www.glamour.com/story/15-real-housewives-songs |access-date=April 22, 2022 |work=Glamour |date=June 26, 2015 |archive-date=November 8, 2020 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20201108091323/https://www.glamour.com/story/15-real-housewives-songs |url-status=live }} Robbie Daw from Idolator provided a sarcastic review of the song, referring to Zolciak as a "world-changing composer of song" and to the song as a "masterpiece". Exton also provided a humorous review, likening it to "Tardy for the Party", which she called a fluke.{{cite magazine |last1=Exton |first1=Emily |title=Kim Zolciak's 'Google Me' Raises a Tough Question (Also, Hints She May Leave 'Housewives'?) |url=https://ew.com/article/2010/10/06/kim-zolciaks-google-me-raises-a-tough-question-also-hints-she-may-leave-housewives/ |access-date=April 19, 2022 |magazine=Entertainment Weekly |date=October 6, 2010 |archive-date=April 24, 2022 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220424013020/https://ew.com/article/2010/10/06/kim-zolciaks-google-me-raises-a-tough-question-also-hints-she-may-leave-housewives/ |url-status=live }} In a separate article, she wrote: "lest you forget [...] Ms. Zolciak is amidst the sea of horrifying yet hypnotic Housewives{{'}} singles." In a list ranking 25 song releases from The Real Housewives, Sadie Gennis from TV Guide Magazine listed "Google Me" as the seventeenth best, opining that she would rather listen to Zolciak's work with Burruss.{{cite news |last1=Gennis |first1=Sadie |title=Every Real Housewives Song, Ranked |url=https://www.tvguide.com/news/every-real-housewives-song-ranked/ |access-date=April 23, 2021 |work=TV Guide Magazine |date=February 16, 2017 |archive-date=February 12, 2021 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20210212025347/http://www.tvguide.com/news/every-real-housewives-song-ranked/ |url-status=live }} People{{'}}s Dave Quinn ranked "Google Me" at number 31 on his list of 37 best Real Housewives songs, and explained that it was not particularly memorable.{{cite news |last1=Quinn |first1=Dave |title=The Definitive Ranking of Every Single Real Housewives Song |url=https://people.com/tv/every-real-housewives-song-ranked/ |access-date=April 21, 2022 |work=People |date=August 5, 2019 |archive-date=November 30, 2020 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20201130014230/https://people.com/tv/every-real-housewives-song-ranked/ |url-status=live }} Retrospectively, Lanford Beard from the same publication discussed the inclusion of "Google Me" in the 2017 web series Throwback Bravo, which documented popular moments from Bravo series, calling it "lesser known" than Zolciak's "Tardy for the Party".{{cite news |last1=Beard |first1=Lanford |title=Throwback Bravo: Remembering the Real Housewives with a Song in Their Hearts – and Hits on the Charts |url=https://people.com/tv/bravo-throwback-real-housewives-music-exclusive/ |access-date=April 22, 2022 |work=People |date=April 6, 2017 |archive-date=December 5, 2020 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20201205153334/https://people.com/tv/bravo-throwback-real-housewives-music-exclusive/ |url-status=live }}
Release history
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| October 5, 2010 | rowspan="2" | {{hlist|Digital download|streaming}} | rowspan="2" | Self-released |
| March 28, 2012{{efn|group=upper-alpha|"Google Me" was removed from digital retailers for a temporary amount of time before being re-released on March 28, 2012, following the release of Zolciak's third single, "Love Me First".{{cite news |last1=Nededog |first1=Jethro |title='Real Housewives of Atlanta's' Kim Zolciak Slows It Down With New Country Ballad (Audio) |url=https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/real-housewives-atlanta-kim-zolciak-song-love-me-first-297772/ |access-date=April 22, 2022 |work=The Hollywood Reporter |date=March 8, 2012 |archive-date=April 24, 2022 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220424013021/https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/real-housewives-atlanta-kim-zolciak-song-love-me-first-297772/ |url-status=live }}}}
| style="text-align:center;"| References regarding the release of "Google Me" by Kim Zolciak on Apple Music:
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