Hands Off Me!

{{Infobox film

| name = Hands Off Me!

| image = Hands Off Me! 540x360.jpg

| caption =

| director = Gero Zambuto

| producer = Gustavo Lombardo

| writer = Guglielmo Giannini, Gero Zambuto

| narrator =

| starring = Totò, Tina Pica

| music = Umberto Mancini

| cinematography = Otello Martelli

| editing = Giacinto Solito

| studio = Titanus

| distributor = Titanus

| released = {{Film date|1937}}

| runtime = 77 minutes

| country = Italy

| language = Italian

| budget =

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Hands Off Me! ({{Langx|it|Fermo con le mani}}) is a 1937 Italian "white-telephones" comedy film directed by Gero Zambuto.Moliterno p.179

The film is notable for being the screen début of Totò. Its most famous scenes include one in which he tries to give a haircut to a bald man; another one where he fishes from the fishmonger's counter (this scene was repeated in Cops and Robbers and Toto in Paris) and also the scene in which he holds a broom, using it as a gun (shooting in "Figaro here, Figaro there"). The scene involving the conductor was also repeated in many subsequent films.

It was shot at the Safa Palatino Studios in Rome.