Have Your Loved Ones Spayed or Neutered
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{{Infobox album
| name = Have Your Loved Ones Spayed or Neutered
| type = Live
| artist = Jeff Foxworthy
| cover = HaveYourLovedOnes.jpg
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| released = {{start date|2004|07|06}}
| recorded = Minneapolis Orpheum Theatre March 27, 2004 and The Louisville Palace March 6, 2004
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| genre = Comedy
| length =
| label = Warner Bros.
| producer = Jeff Foxworthy
J. P. Williams
| prev_title = Best of Jeff Foxworthy: Double Wide, Single Minded
| prev_year = 2004
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| next_year =
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{{Music ratings
| rev1 = Allmusic
| rev1Score = {{Rating|4|5}}{{cite web |last=Erlewine |first=Stephen Thomas |title=Have Your Loved Ones Spayed or Neutered review |url={{AllMusic|class=album|id=have-your-loved-ones-spayed-or-neutered-1-r694180|pure_url=yes}} |work=Allmusic |accessdate=February 22, 2011}}
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Have Your Loved Ones Spayed or Neutered is an album by American comedian Jeff Foxworthy. It was released by Warner Bros. Records on July 6, 2004. The album peaked at number 47 on the Billboard 200 chart.{{cite web |title=Have Your Loved Ones Spayed or Neutered Charts |url={{AllMusic|class=album|id=have-your-loved-ones-spayed-or-neutered-1-r694180/charts-awards|pure_url=yes}} |work=Allmusic |accessdate=February 22, 2011}}
Track listing
All tracks written by Jay Foxworthy, Jeff Foxworthy, Mike Shydner and Mike Venneman; additional writing on "I Believe (Encore)" by Larry the Cable Guy.
- "Have Your Loved Ones Spayed or Neutered" – 8:37
- "Airport Security and Rental Cars" – 3:14
- "TV and Its Side Effects" – 9:49
- "Oreo Generation" – 3:42
- "I'm Next in Line" – 8:26
- "Grocery Stores" – 2:36
- "Courtesy Sniffs" – 4:14
- "I Believe (Encore)" – 13:35
- *includes a parody of "Can't You See" by the Marshall Tucker Band, written by Toy Caldwell
Charts
=Weekly charts=
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| scope="col"| Chart (2004)
! scope="col"| Peak |
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| {{album chart|Billboard200|47|artist=Jeff Foxworthy|rowheader=true|accessdate=October 17, 2020}} |
| {{album chart|BillboardComedy|5|artist=Jeff Foxworthy|rowheader=true|accessdate=October 17, 2020}} |
| {{album chart|BillboardCountry|7|artist=Jeff Foxworthy|rowheader=true|accessdate=October 17, 2020}} |
=Year-end charts=
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| scope="col"| Chart (2004)
! scope="col"| Position |
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| scope="row"| US Top Country Albums (Billboard){{cite magazine|url=https://www.billboard.com/charts/year-end/2004/top-country-albums|title=Top Country Albums – Year-End 2004|magazine=Billboard|accessdate=October 17, 2020}}
| 73 |
References
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