Help, My Bride Steals

{{short description|1964 film}}

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{{Infobox film

| name = Help, My Bride Steals

| image = Help, My Bride Steals.jpg

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| director = Werner Jacobs

| producer = Herbert Gruber

| writer =

| screenplay = Janne Furch

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| based_on =

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| starring = {{ubl|Peter Alexander|Cornelia Froboess}}

| music = Johannes Fehring

| cinematography = Sepp Ketterer

| editing = Arnfried Heyne

| studio = {{ubl|Divina-Film|Sascha Film}}

| distributor = Gloria Film

| released = {{Film date|1964|08|04|West Germany}}

| runtime = 83 min

| country = {{ubl|Austria|West Germany}}

| language = German

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Help, My Bride Steals ({{langx|de|Hilfe, meine Braut klaut}}) is a 1964 Austrian-West German comedy film directed by Werner Jacobs and starring Peter Alexander, Cornelia Froboess and Gunther Philipp. A man marries a woman soon after meeting her, unaware that she is a kleptomaniac.