I'm Not a Policeman

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| name = I'm Not a Policeman

| type = EP

| artist = Cartman

| cover = Cartman-policeman.jpg

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| released = February 8, 1999

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| genre = Alternative rock

| length = 20:32

| label = Phantom Records

| producer = Ben Glatzer

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| next_title = Nobody

| next_year = 2000

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I'm Not a Policeman is the debut EP by Cartman and was released February 8, 1999.