If I Were a Carpenter

If I Were a Carpenter may refer to:

• "If I Were a Carpenter" (song), a song composed by Tim Hardin and popularized by Bobby Darin
• If I Were a Carpenter (Bobby Darin album), a 1966 album by Bobby Darin
• If I Were a Carpenter (tribute album), a tribute album to The Carpenters
• "If I Were a Carpenter", an episode of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

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