John Byner

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{{Short description|American actor}}

{{Infobox person

| name = John Byner

|image=File:John Byner 1976.jpg

| caption = Byner in 1976

| birth_name = John Biener

| birth_date = {{Birth date and age|1938|6|28}}

| birth_place = New York City, U.S.

| occupation = {{hlist|Actor|comedian|impressionist}}

| years active = 1963−present

| spouse = {{ubl

| {{marriage|Eleanor Belcher
|1960|1969|reason=divorced}}

| {{marriage|Sally Fisher
|1982|1983|reason=divorced}}

| {{marriage|Ksenia Prohaska|1985||end=divorced}}

| {{marriage|Anne Gaybis|1992}}

}}

| children = 4 (with Eleanor Belcher){{Citation needed |date=July 2020}}

}}

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John Byner (né Biener; born June 28, 1938) is an American actor, comedian and impressionist who has had a lengthy television and film career. His voice work includes the cartoon series The Ant and the Aardvark, in which the title characters are voiced by Byner's impressions of Dean Martin and Jackie Mason.

Career

On The Ed Sullivan Show, where he made his first early TV appearances, he mimicked Ed Sullivan among many others. Other impressions included John Wayne and singing like Dean Martin and Johnny Mathis. His ability to mimic "Toastmaster General" George Jessel came in handy during his appearances on panel programs such as celebrity roasts and other tributes.{{cite web| url=http://www.povonline.com/cols/COL124.htm| title=A Party for Wences| first=Mark| last=Evanier| archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20060909074951/http://www.povonline.com/cols/COL124.htm| archive-date=September 9, 2006| website=povonline.com| access-date=February 8, 2022}}

In 1966, Byner released "Everybody Do The," a musical spoof of dance crazes, as a single on the Pop-Side label. Byner wrote the song with his manager Harry Colomby. The B side of the record was a cover of the blues/R&B/rock standard "Baby, Please Don't Go."[https://www.discogs.com/release/5893942-John-Byner-Everybody-Do-The-Baby-Please-Dont-Go "John Byner – Everybody Do The/Baby, Please Don't Go."] Discogs. Retrieved December 4, 2022.

On a 1967 episode of Get Smart, he played a KAOS agent who made a phone call to the Chief of CONTROL (played by Edward Platt), performed a perfect impression of President Lyndon B. Johnson, and told the Chief he was fired and replaced with agent Maxwell Smart (Don Adams).

In 1970-1971, he hosted 22 episodes of Something Else, a syndicated half-hour musical variety series. He then hosted his own show in 1972 called the John Byner Comedy Hour, where the character Super Dave Osborne, portrayed by Bob Einstein, was first introduced. The same year, he had a cameo in What's Up, Doc? In the mid-1970s, he guest-starred in two episodes of The Odd Couple.{{cite web |title=The Odd Couple Season 5 Episodes |url=https://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/the-odd-couple/episodes-season-5/1000138064/ |website=TVGuide.com |access-date=3 October 2024}}

Byner played a comedian/impersonator aboard a cruise ship in season 6 of Hawaii Five-O. His character did impersonations of John Wayne and then got hit on the back of his head as a diversionary tactic by the bad guy.(Season 6, Disc 6 Hawaii Five-O complete series) He had a recurring role in the sitcom The Practice during its first season in 1976.

In the late 1970s, he had a featured role as Detective Donahue on the TV series Soap. Byner also appeared several times on The Carol Burnett Show, where in one comedy sketch he wore a Donald Duck costume and mimicked the cartoon character's distinctive voice. He appeared several times on talk shows hosted by David Letterman.[http://johnbyner.com/jb-on-letterman "Entertainer Actor Comedian: John Byner"]. JohnByner.com. Retrieved November 3, 2017.

In the 1980s, he hosted Bizarre (produced and filmed in Canada), which re-introduced many people to hapless daredevil Super Dave Osborne played by Bob Einstein. In 1983, he had a role as Doc, who was Burt Reynolds's longtime childhood friend in the film Stroker Ace. In 1985, The Walt Disney Company's animated feature The Black Cauldron was released, featuring Byner's voice as the characters Gurgi and Doli. He was a regular celebrity guest on Hollywood Squares during the John Davidson years and later hosted the 1988-1989 syndicated game show Relatively Speaking.{{Citation needed |date=July 2020}} He appeared in an episode of Friday the 13th: The Series as a ventriloquist.

On the February 13th, 1997 episode of Judge Judy, Byner appeared as a plaintiff against the agent Dan Jordon and won a judgement of $3,500 as a kill fee for the cancellation of a stand up comedy performance. {{cite web |url=https://trakt.tv/shows/judge-judy/seasons/1/episodes/109|title=Judge Judy Season 1 Episode 109: John Byner sues a theater}}

On May 26, 2017, it was reported that Byner had been cast in a supporting role in the horror anthology series Lore, based on the podcast of the same name. Byner portrays Patrick Boland, the father of Bridget Cleary (played by Holland Roden).{{cite news| first=Katie| last=McNeice| url=http://www.iftn.ie/news/?act1=record&aid=73&rid=4290695&tpl=archnews| title='Ray Donovan' Actor Cathal Pendred to take leading role in 'Lore' Adaption for Amazon| date=May 26, 2017| website=Irish Film and Television Network| access-date=February 8, 2022}} Lore premiered on October 13, 2017.{{cite news| first=Eric| last=McAdams| url=https://www.pastemagazine.com/tv/lore/watch-the-trailer-for-lore-amazons-creepy-new-show/| title=Watch the Trailer for Lore, Amazon's Creepy New Show| date=August 29, 2017| magazine=Paste| access-date=February 8, 2022}}

In 2020, Byner released his autobiography Five Minutes, Mr. Byner!, co-written with Douglas Wellman.{{cite web |title=Book Review – Five Minutes, Mr. Byner! |url=https://mtltimes.ca/books/book-review-five-minutes-mr-byner-by-john-byner-with-douglas-wellman/ |website=Montreal Times |date=October 29, 2020 |access-date=April 24, 2022}}

In 2022, Byner played an affable gangster named Majak in Kurt St. Thomas' D.O.A., a loose remake of the 1950 film noir of the same title. His performance earned him the Best Supporting Actor award at the 2023 Flagler Film Festival.{{cite news |title='D.O.A.' and Its Local Cast Come Alive as Top Winners at Resurrected Flagler Film Festival |url=https://flaglerlive.com/flagler-film-festival-2023/ |access-date=23 May 2024 |work=FlaglerLive |date=23 January 2023}}

Personal life

Byner was born John Biener in New York City on June 28, 1938, the son of Christina, a mental hospital attendant, and Michael Biener, a truck mechanic.Wallace, Jeff (August 31, 2015). [https://www.axs.com/5-things-you-didn-t-know-about-john-byner-65053 "5 things you didn't know about John Byner"]. AXS. Retrieved November 3, 2017. {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20171107055316/https://www.axs.com/5-things-you-didn-t-know-about-john-byner-65053 |date=November 7, 2017 }}{{cite web |title=June 28: On This Day In History |url=https://brooklyneagle.com/articles/2021/06/28/june-28-on-this-day-in-history/ |website=Brooklyn Eagle|date=June 28, 2021 }}

Byner has been married four times, and he has four children with his first wife Eleanor Belcher. One of his children, Don (Donny) Byner, appeared for the first time on television dressed as him in a 1969 episode of Something Else on ABC.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEK0YdKGp0I. [http://people.com/archive/rude-crude-and-outrageous-john-byners-bizarre-behavior-makes-him-cables-king-of-comedy-vol-20-no-24/ "Rude, Crude and Outrageous, John Byner's Bizarre Behavior Makes Him Cable's King of Comedy"]. People. Retrieved November 3, 2017. He has been married to Anne Gaybis since 1992.{{Citation needed |date=June 2023}}

Filmography

=Film=

class="wikitable"
Year

! Title

! Role

! Notes

1969

| The Ant and the Aardvark

| Ant / Aardvark

| Short film; voice role

1969

| Hasty But Tasty

| Ant / Aardvark

| Short film; voice role

1969

| The Ant from Uncle

| Ant / Aardvark / Aunt

| Short film; voice role

1969

| I've Got Ants in my Plans

| Ant / Aardvark / Green Aardvark

| Short film; voice role

1969

| The Deadwood Thunderball

| Roland

| Short film; voice role

1969

| Technology, Phooey

| Ant / Aardvark / Computer

| Short film; voice role

1969

| Tijuana Toads

| Texas Grasshopper

| Short film; voice role

1969

| Never Bug an Ant

| Ant / Aardvark

| Short film; voice role

1969

| Dune Bug

| Ant / Aardvark / Life Guard / Woman

| Short film; voice role

1969

| Isle of Caprice

| Aardvark

| Short film; voice role

1970

| Scratch a Tiger

| Ant / Aardvark

| Short film; voice role

1970

| Odd Ant Out

| Ant / Aardvark / Green Aardvark

| Short film; voice role

1970

| Ants in the Pantry

| Ant / Aardvark / Pest Control Employee

| Short film; voice role

1970

| Science Friction

| Ant / Aardvark / Scientist

| Short film; voice role

1970

| Mumbo Jumbo

| Ant / Aardvark / Tiny

| Short film

1970

| The Froze Nose Knows

| Ant / Aardvark

| Short film; voice role

1970

| Don't Hustle an Ant with Muscle

| Ant / Aardvark

| Short film; voice role

1971

| Rough Brunch

| Ant / Aardvark

| Short film; voice role

1971

| From Bed to Worse

| Ant / Aardvark

| Short film; voice role

1972

| What's Up, Doc?

| Man at the Hotel Banquet

| Uncredited

1977

| The Great Smokey Roadblock

| Bobby Apples

| also known as The Goodbye Run and the Last of the Cowboy

1979

| A Pleasure Doing Business

| Lenny

|

1983

| Stroker Ace

| Doc Seegle

|

1985

| The Black Cauldron

| Gurgi / Doli

| Voice

1985

| Transylvania 6-5000

| Radu

|

1992

| Munchie Strikes Back

| Coach Elkins

|

1997

| Wishmaster

| Doug Clegg

|

2000

| My 5 Wives

| Preston Gates

|

2008

| RoboDoc

| The Judge

|

2009

| The Greatest Show on Earth

| Walter / The Magnificent Mr. Beauregard

| Short film

2015

| The Kustomonster Movie

| Colonel Climber

|

2016

| Endangered!!!

| Narration

| Short film

2022

| D.O.A.

| Majak

|

=Television=

class="wikitable"
Year

! Title

! Role

! Notes

1964

| The Ed Sullivan Show

| Himself

| June 21st, Impersonated Elvis Presley

1967

| The Steve Allen Comedy Hour

| Himself

| Episode: #1.01

1967–1968

| Accidental Family

| Dewey

| Recurring role; 4 episodes

1968

| Get Smart

| Gorshen

| Episode: "The Hot Line"

1968

| The Mothers-in-Law

| Arnold Lacy

| Episode: "It's a Dog's Life"

1969

| That's Life

|

| Episode: "Chalk Can Be Sexy"

1969

| The Pink Panther Show

| Ant / Aardvark

| Unknown episodes

1971

| Aesop's Fables

| Tortoise

| Animated television special; voice role

1972

| The Don Rickles Show

| Giuseppe

| Episode: #1.3

1972

| The Singles

|

| Television film

1973

| Love, American Style

| Wendall McFee

| Segment: "Love and the Lifter"; Episode: "Love and the Comedienne/Love and the Lie/Love and the Lifter/Love and the Suspicious Husband"

1973–1974

| The Odd Couple

| Hooper / Bert

| Guest role; 2 episodes

1974

| Hawaii Five-O

| Duffy Malone

| Episode: "Killer at Sea"

1975

| When Things Were Rotten

| Dr. Otto Bahn

| Episode: "The Ultimate Weapon"

1976

| The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

| Himself

| Episode: #15.4

1976

| The Practice

| Dr. Roland Caine

| Guest role; 2 episodes

1976

| The Pink Panther Laugh and a Half Hour and a Half Show

| Ant / Aardvark

| Voice role

1977

| Maude

| Marshall Keebler

| Episode: "Captain Hero"

1977

| McNamara's Band

| Johnny McNamara

| Television film

1978–1980

| Soap

| Detective Donahue

| Recurring role; 17 episodes

1978

| Three on a Date

| Donald Lumis

| Television film

1978

| A Guide for the Married Woman

| Elevator Man

| Television film

1979

| Stockard Channing in Just Friends

| Jerry Smeg

| Episode: "The Hollywood Syndrome"

1979

| The Man in the Santa Claus Suit

| Stan Summerville

| Television film

1980

| Murder Can Hurt You!

| Len "Hatch" Hatchington

| Television film

1980–1986

| Bizarre

| Himself

| Host and Performer; 141 episodes

1982

| Will: G. Gordon Liddy

| Richard Nixon

| Television film; voice role

1986

| ABC Weekend Special

| Guest with Dog

| Episode: "The Mouse and the Motorcycle"

1986

| The Love Boat

| Arthur Burkley

| Guest role; 2 episodes

1988

| A Whole Lotta Fun

|

| Television film

1988

| Friday the 13th: The Series

| Travis Plunckett

| Episode: "Read My Lips"

1991

| Married... with Children

| The Prospector

| Episode: "Route 666: Part 1"

1991

| A Wish for Wings That Work

| Bill the Cat

| Television special; voice role

1992–1994

| Silk Stalkings

| Cotton Dunn

| Recurring role; 12 episodes

1993

| Garfield and Friends

|

| Guest role; 2 episodes, voice role

1993

| SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron

| David Littlebin

| Episode: "Enter the Madkat"; voice role

1993–1994

| The Pink Panther

| Ant / Aardvark

| Guest role, voice role

1994

| Lamb Chop in the Haunted Studio

| Himself

| Television film

1994–1995

| Aaahh!!! Real Monsters

| Sheriff / Old Man / Dean

| Guest role; 3 episodes

1994–1996

| Duckman

| Dr. Gerhardt Morsink

| Guest role; 2 episodes

1995

| In the Heat of the Night

| Tom Harwood

| Episode: "Grow Old Along with Me"

1995

| The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat

| Mr. Frog

| Guest role; 2 episodes, voice role

1997

| Rugrats

| Carwash Owner / Cashier

| Episode: "The Carwash/Heatwave"; voice role

1997

| Judge Judy

| Himself / Plaintiff

| Episode: "John Byner Sues a Theater"

1997

| Dharma & Greg

| Reverend James

| Episode: "And Then There's the Wedding"

1998

| Super Dave's All Stars

| Elvis

| Episode: #1.4

1998

| The Angry Beavers

| Alien Object / Man's Voice

| Episode: "The Day the World Got Really Screwed Up"; voice role

2002

| The Big Time

| Ed Wynn

| Television film

2013

| The First Family

| Malcolm MacDougal

| Episode: "The First Shrink"

2017

| Lore

| Patrick Boland

| Episode: "Black Stockings"

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