Kiss Me Quick!

{{Short description|1964 film by Peter Perry}}

{{Use American English|date=January 2025}}

{{Infobox film

| name = Kiss Me Quick!

| image = KissMeQuickfilm.jpg

| caption = DVD cover

| director = Peter Perry

| producer = Max Gardens
Harry H. Novak

| writer = Bethel Buckalew

| narrator =

| starring = Frank A. Coe
Max Gardens
Althea Currier

| music =

| cinematography = László Kovács

| editing =

| distributor = Boxoffice International Pictures

| released = {{Film date|1964|12|25}}

| runtime = 70 minutes

| country = United States

| language = English

| budget =

}}

Kiss Me Quick! is a 1964 American comedy horror film directed by Peter Perry. The film was originally titled Dr Breedlove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love (or, more simply, Dr Breedlove) to exploit the title of Stanley Kubrick's Dr Strangelove. It was retitled to exploit Billy Wilder's Kiss Me, Stupid.{{cite book |last1=Picart |first1=Caroline Joan |last2=Smoot |first2=Frank |last3=Blodgett |first3=Jayne |title=The Frankenstein Film Sourcebook |page=190 |publisher=Greenwood Publishing Group |year=2001}}

In the film, an alien visits the planet Earth in search for the perfect woman. She is to be used as the progenitor of a new race of slaves. A mad scientist offers several potential women to the alien.

Plot

The plot involves an alien, Sterilox, from the "Buttless" galaxy, being sent to Earth in order to find the perfect woman who will be used to create a race of servants.

Sterilox is teleported into the lab of a mad scientist by the name of Dr. Breedlove, who offers Sterilox a number of beautiful women to choose from. The film includes a dance number where three of Breedlove's women gyrate to rock music.

Cast

  • Frank A. Coe as Sterilox/Frankenstein Monster (as Fattie Beltbuckle)
  • Max Gardens as Dr. Breedlove (as Manny Goodtime)
  • Althea Currier as Gertie Tassle (as Althea)
  • Natasha as Boobra
  • Jackie De Witt as Kissme (as Jackie)
  • Claudia Banks as Hotty Totty (as Claudiea)
  • Bibi as Barebra
  • Donna as Gigi String
  • Pat Hall as Gina Catchafanni (as Pat V)
  • Lucky as Lotta Cash

Notes

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