Koochy

{{Short description|2000 single by Armand Van Helden}}

{{Use mdy dates|date=August 2021}}

{{Infobox song

| name = Koochy

| cover = Koochy.jpg

| alt =

| caption = CD single cover

| type = single

| artist = Armand Van Helden

| album = Killing Puritans

| B-side = "Phreeknik", "Reservoir Dogs"

| released = {{start date|2000|5|8}}{{cite magazine|url=https://worldradiohistory.com/UK/Music-Week/2000/Music-Week-2000-05-06.pdf|title=New Releases – For Week Starting May 8, 2000: Singles|magazine=Music Week|page=23|date=May 6, 2000|access-date=August 2, 2021}}

| recorded =

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| genre =

| length = 3:19

| label = FFRR

| writer = Armand Van Helden, Gary Numan

| producer = Armand Van Helden

| prev_title = Flowerz

| prev_year = 1999

| next_title = Full Moon

| next_year = 2000

}}

"Koochy" is a song by American DJ Armand Van Helden. It was released on May 8, 2000, as the lead single from his fourth studio album, Killing Puritans (2000). It heavily samples Gary Numan's 1979 single "Cars". Although the lyric seems to comprise sexual references, the title actually points back to Numan's song, as the word "kocsi" means "car" in Hungarian.