Let's Pretend We're Married

{{Infobox song

| name = Let's Pretend We're Married

| cover = Prince LetsPretend.jpg

| alt =

| caption = US 7" single

| type = single

| artist = Prince

| album = 1999

| B-side = Irresistible Bitch

| released = {{Start date|1983|11|23}}

| recorded = March 30, 1982

| studio = Sunset Sound

| genre = New wave{{cite web |url=https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2021-04-21/every-prince-single-ranked|title= All 85 Prince singles, ranked 4 u from worst 2 best|website=Los Angeles Times|date=April 21, 2021|access-date= February 3, 2025|last=Wood|first=Mikael}}

| length = {{plainlist|

  • 7" edit: 3:40
  • Album/12" version: 7:20

}}

| label = Warner Bros.

| writer = Prince

| producer = Prince

| prev_title = Delirious

| prev_year = 1983

| next_title = When Doves Cry

| next_year = 1984

| misc =

}}

"Let's Pretend We're Married" is a song by American musician Prince from his 1982 album 1999. It was the final US single from the album and peaked at number 52 in the US.{{cite magazine|url=https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100/1984-01-28|title=Music: Top 100 Songs JANUARY 28, 1984|magazine=Billboard }}

Background

The song consists mainly of keyboards and drum machines, along with Prince's vocals. Two verses followed by choruses form the main basis of the song. The song breaks down to an instrumental section with Prince repeating "I wanna fuck you" followed by him saying "Look here, Marsha; I'm not saying this just to be nasty. I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth."{{Cite web|url=http://www.princelyrics.co.uk/song/173/|title=Let's Pretend We're Married • Prince Lyrics}} The final part of the song is an a cappella with Prince stating his philosophy on life—he loves God for fear of the afterlife but he's going to have fun while he can, a theme echoed in "1999". The song was performed live on the Purple Rain Tour. Prince's vocal range on the song spans from F2 to B{{flat}}6.

Reception and performances

The B-side, "Irresistible Bitch", received equal airplay and so qualified to chart alongside the A-side. The track was written and first recorded in 1981, and segues from the song "Feel U Up", which was re-recorded in 1986 for the Camille project. The original version of "Irresistible Bitch" has a much rougher vocal, and is an organ-driven song. The 1982-1983 remake which was released as the B-side of "Let's Pretend We're Married" has more percussion, both live drums and drum machines, along with bell-like keyboards and vocal backup from Wendy & Lisa. The lyrics are the familiar Prince theme of a jilted lover who treats his woman well, but gets treated badly in return. The song was performed on the Purple Rain tour, once again with the New Power Generation, for their 1992–1993 tours.

Personnel

Credits sourced from Benoît Clerc and Guitarcloud{{cite book|last=Clerc |first=Benoît |date=October 2022 |title=Prince: All the Songs |publisher=Octopus |isbn=9781784728816}}{{cite web|title=1999|url=http://guitarcloud.org/era/1999|access-date=2023-04-12|website=guitarcloud.org}}

  • Prince – lead and backing vocals, Oberheim synthesizers, bass guitar, Linn LM-1, Pearl SY-1 Syncussion

Chart performance

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|+Chart performance for "Let's Pretend We're Married"

!scope="col"|Chart (1983–1984)

!scope="col"|Peak
position

scope="row"|US Billboard Hot 100{{cite magazine|url=https://www.billboard.com/artist/prince/chart-history/hsi/|title=Prince Chart History: Hot 100|magazine=Billboard|access-date=August 4, 2023}}

|align="center"|52

scope="row"|US Dance/Disco Top 80 (Billboard){{cite book |title= Hot Dance/Disco: 1974-2003|last=Whitburn |first=Joel |author-link=Joel Whitburn |year=2004 |publisher=Record Research |page=208}}

|style="text-align:center;"|52

scope="row"|US Hot Black Singles (Billboard){{cite book |title= Top R&B/Hip-Hop Singles: 1942-2004|last=Whitburn |first=Joel |authorlink=Joel Whitburn |year=2004 |publisher=Record Research |page=471}}

|align="center"|55

Cover versions

Tina Turner covered "Let's Pretend We're Married" in live performances, and one of these is included on her The Collected Recordings – Sixties to Nineties album. This performance was originally released as the B-side of her own "Show Some Respect" single in 1984 (in the UK, it was included as the B-side of "I Can't Stand the Rain" in 1985).

References