Love's Not a Competition (But I'm Winning)

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{{Infobox song

| name = Love's Not a Competition (But I'm Winning)

| cover = Love is Not a Competition (But I'm Winning).jpg

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| type = single

| artist = Kaiser Chiefs

| album = Yours Truly, Angry Mob

| released = 12 November 2007

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| genre = Indie rock

| length = 3:17

| label = B-Unique Records

| writer = Ricky Wilson, Andrew White, Simon Rix, Nick Baines, and Nick Hodgson

| producer = Stephen Street

| prev_title = The Angry Mob

| prev_year = 2007

| next_title = Never Miss a Beat

| next_year = 2008

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"Love's Not a Competition (But I'm Winning)" is a song by English band Kaiser Chiefs, featured on the band's second studio album, Yours Truly, Angry Mob. It was released as a collector's edition 7" only single on 12 November 2007, with The Little Ones' cover of "Everything Is Average Nowadays" as a B-side.[https://www.nme.com/news/31814 "Kaiser Chiefs announce new single"] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20071118160359/http://www.nme.com/news/31814 |date=18 November 2007 }}. NME. 15 October 2007. Retrieved 15 October 2007.

Chris Moyles has a running gag on his show, where Comedy Dave has likened the song to a-ha's "The Living Daylights".

The song's music video was directed by Jim Canty. It was filmed in September 2007 at Columbus Circle in New York City.[http://www.kaiserchiefs.co.uk/index.php?s=news-latest "Kaiser Chiefs Exclusive Gatefold 7" Single On The Way"]. KaiserChiefs.co.uk. 16 October 2007. Retrieved 17 October 2007.

The song was covered by Paramore on Radio 1's Live Lounge on 1 February 2008.

At the time it was the band's lowest charting single, reflecting that it was released as the fourth single from the highly successful Yours Truly, Angry Mob and it was only a limited release. It peaked at #112 in the UK Singles Chart.