M*A*S*H season 9

{{see also|List of M*A*S*H episodes}}

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{{Episode list/sublist|M*A*S*H season 9

| EpisodeNumber = 199

| EpisodeNumber2 = 1

| Title = The Best of Enemies

| DirectedBy = Charles S. Dubin

| WrittenBy = Sheldon Bull

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1980|11|17}}

| ProdCode = Z-404

| ShortSummary = On his way to Seoul, Hawkeye is captured by a North Korean (Mako) who forces him to save his comrade. Meanwhile, Potter and Charles compete to find out who is better at bridge.

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| EpisodeNumber = 200

| EpisodeNumber2 = 2

| Title = Letters

| DirectedBy = Charles S. Dubin

| WrittenBy = Dennis Koenig

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1980|11|24}}

| ProdCode = Z-403

| ShortSummary = The camp answers letters from fourth-graders in Hawkeye's hometown, and Hawkeye struggles to respond to a boy who holds doctors accountable for the death of his soldier brother.

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| EpisodeNumber = 201

| EpisodeNumber2 = 3

| Title = Cementing Relationships

| DirectedBy = Charles S. Dubin

| WrittenBy = David Pollock and Elias Davis

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1980|12|01}}

| ProdCode = Z-401

| ShortSummary = Klinger supervises the creation of a cement floor in the OR, while Margaret is wooed by an amorous patient (Joel Brooks) from Italy.

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| EpisodeNumber = 202

| EpisodeNumber2 = 4

| Title = Father's Day

| DirectedBy = Alan Alda

| WrittenBy = Karen Hall

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1980|12|08}}

| ProdCode = Z-405

| ShortSummary = Margaret tries to whip the camp into shape before her father "Howitzer Al" Houlihan (Andrew Duggan) comes for a visit, but Potter discovers a disturbing side to the father Margaret all but worships.

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{{Episode list/sublist|M*A*S*H season 9

| EpisodeNumber = 203

| EpisodeNumber2 = 5

| Title = Death Takes a Holiday

| DirectedBy = Mike Farrell

| WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|s=Thad Mumford & Dan Wilcox and Burt Metcalfe|t=Mike Farrell, John Rappaport and Dennis Koenig}}

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1980|12|15}}

| ProdCode = Z-408

| ShortSummary = The spirit of Christmas is felt at the 4077th during a truce as they throw a potluck party for the orphans, which reveals a surprising side of Charles. But when Hawkeye, B.J. and Margaret receive a mortally wounded soldier, they attempt to keep him alive until the day after Christmas for the sake of his wife and kids.

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| EpisodeNumber = 204

| EpisodeNumber2 = 6

| Title = A War for All Seasons

| DirectedBy = Burt Metcalfe

| WrittenBy = Dan Wilcox & Thad Mumford

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1980|12|29}}

| ProdCode = Z-409

| ShortSummary = A survey of life at the 4077th during the year 1951, including the doctors' efforts to build an artificial kidney and camp-wide bets on whether the Brooklyn Dodgers will win the year's National League championship.
Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford received a Writers Guild Award nomination for this episode.

Note – Timeline is from December 1950 to December 1951. This episode contradicts Colonel Potter's arrival at M*A*S*H which occurred September 19, 1952, and also B.J. Hunnicutt's which occurred roughly at the same time when Potter became C.O. and Major Winchester's which occurred after Potter became C.O.

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| EpisodeNumber = 205

| EpisodeNumber2 = 7

| Title = Your Retention, Please

| DirectedBy = Charles S. Dubin

| WrittenBy = Erik Tarloff

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|01|05}}

| ProdCode = Z-406

| ShortSummary = A pushy retention officer (Barry Corbin) persuades a depressed Klinger to reenlist; a male nurse chafes over his low rank.

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{{Episode list/sublist|M*A*S*H season 9

| EpisodeNumber = 206

| EpisodeNumber2 = 8

| Title = Tell It to the Marines

| DirectedBy = Harry Morgan

| WrittenBy = Hank Bradford

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|01|12}}

| ProdCode = Z-410

| ShortSummary = With Charles temporarily in command, Hawkeye fights for the cause of a soon-to-be-discharged Dutch immigrant marine whose mother is about to be deported.

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{{Episode list/sublist|M*A*S*H season 9

| EpisodeNumber = 207

| EpisodeNumber2 = 9

| Title = Taking the Fifth

| DirectedBy = Charles S. Dubin

| WrittenBy = Elias Davis & David Pollock

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|01|19}}

| ProdCode = Z-407

| ShortSummary = Hawkeye uses a bottle of wine as bait for a date with a nurse, while Potter is mad at the Army for banning the use of curare as a surgical anesthetic.

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| EpisodeNumber = 208

| EpisodeNumber2 = 10

| Title = Operation Friendship

| DirectedBy = Rena Down

| WrittenBy = Dennis Koenig

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|01|26}}

| ProdCode = Z-412

| ShortSummary = Charles looks after Klinger in gratitude for saving his life during an autoclave explosion, while a specialist (Tim O'Connor) is brought in to treat B.J. for a compartment hemorrhage injury to his right wrist.

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| EpisodeNumber = 209

| EpisodeNumber2 = 11

| Title = No Sweat

| DirectedBy = Burt Metcalfe

| WrittenBy = John Rappaport

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|02|02}}

| ProdCode = Z-402

| ShortSummary = The 4077th deals with a sudden heat wave in their own personal ways: Klinger disassembles the P.A. system, Charles goes through all of his tax returns and bonds, B.J. stresses over a letter from Peg, Margaret develops a severe case of prickly heat, and Colonel Potter can't get a good night's sleep.
John Rappaport received a Writers Guild Award nomination for this episode.

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{{Episode list/sublist|M*A*S*H season 9

| EpisodeNumber = 210

| EpisodeNumber2 = 12

| Title = Depressing News

| DirectedBy = Alan Alda

| WrittenBy = Dan Wilcox & Thad Mumford

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|02|09}}

| ProdCode = Z-411

| ShortSummary = Klinger finds the perfect story to start his unit newspaper: Hawkeye's new craft project, inspired by a mistaken delivery of 500,000 tongue depressors. In one scene, Alan Alda can be seen still wearing his blue, 1980's-style sneakers.

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{{Episode list/sublist|M*A*S*H season 9

| EpisodeNumber = 211

| EpisodeNumber2 = 13

| Title = No Laughing Matter

| DirectedBy = Burt Metcalfe

| WrittenBy = Elias Davis & David Pollock

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|02|16}}

| ProdCode = Z-413

| ShortSummary = B.J. challenges Hawkeye to go through one day without making any jokes, while Charles confronts the colonel who sent him to Korea. Robert Symonds reprises his role as Horace Baldwin, after playing it in the season 6 episode "Fade Out, Fade In".

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{{Episode list/sublist|M*A*S*H season 9

| EpisodeNumber = 212

| EpisodeNumber2 = 14

| Title = Oh, How We Danced

| DirectedBy = Burt Metcalfe

| WrittenBy = John Rappaport

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|02|23}}

| ProdCode = Z-414

| ShortSummary = Hawkeye plans a surprise for B.J.'s wedding anniversary, while Charles offends a hot-tempered frontline officer. Catherine Bergstrom plays B.J.'s wife Peg.

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| EpisodeNumber = 213

| EpisodeNumber2 = 15

| Title = Bottoms Up

| DirectedBy = Alan Alda

| WrittenBy = Dennis Koenig

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|03|02}}

| ProdCode = Z-415

| ShortSummary = Margaret is worried that her friend and colleague (Gail Strickland) has been drinking, while Hawkeye is a social pariah for embarrassing Charles too much during surgery.

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{{Episode list/sublist|M*A*S*H season 9

| EpisodeNumber = 214

| EpisodeNumber2 = 16

| Title = The Red/White Blues

| DirectedBy = Gabrielle Beaumont

| WrittenBy = Elias Davis & David Pollock

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|03|09}}

| ProdCode = Z-416

| ShortSummary = Potter is given too much kindness when word gets around about his blood pressure, while Klinger is accused of laziness when he is actually having an adverse reaction to primaquine.{{cite web |title=Episode Spotlight: The Red/White Blues |url=https://www.mash4077tv.com/2015/09/episode-spotlight-the-redwhite-blues/ |website=MASH4077TV |access-date=May 3, 2024 |date=September 28, 2015 |quote=...Klinger wasn’t petty and it paints everyone else in a poor light that they assumed he was slacking off to get back at Colonel Potter for nixing his pass to Tokyo. Hawkeye in particular appears foolish and incompetent by not noticing that Klinger is ill and then actually ordering him, not to mention trying to put him on report... ...The on-screen text at the end of the episode explaining developments in the understanding of primaquine is unique in the history of the series.}}{{cite book |last1=Winegard |first1=Timothy C. |title=The Mosquito: A Human History of Our Deadliest Predator |date=2019 |publisher=Dutton Penguin |isbn=9781524743413 |page=47 |url=https://books.google.com/books?id=hFmSDwAAQBAJ&dq=klinger+primaquine&pg=PT47 |access-date=May 3, 2004 |quote=M*A*S*H afficionados may well remember the episode where Corporal Klinger develops a serious illness after being prescribed primaquine. Given Klinger's Lebanese ancestry, this is cinematically accurate, for G6PDD primarily affects those of Mediterranean and North African origin.}}

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| EpisodeNumber = 215

| EpisodeNumber2 = 17

| Title = Bless You, Hawkeye

| DirectedBy = Nell Cox

| WrittenBy = Dan Wilcox & Thad Mumford

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|03|16}}

| ProdCode = Z-417

| ShortSummary = Potter calls Sidney for help when Hawkeye keeps sneezing nonstop.
Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford received a Writers Guild Award nomination for this episode.

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{{Episode list/sublist|M*A*S*H season 9

| EpisodeNumber = 216

| EpisodeNumber2 = 18

| Title = Blood Brothers

| DirectedBy = Harry Morgan

| WrittenBy = David Pollock & Elias Davis

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|04|06}}

| ProdCode = Z-421

| ShortSummary = Hawkeye discovers troubling news regarding a patient's (Patrick Swayze) blood test, while Father Mulcahy works his heart out to prepare the camp for a visiting Cardinal.
Harry Morgan received a Directors Guild Award for this episode.

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{{Episode list/sublist|M*A*S*H season 9

| EpisodeNumber = 217

| EpisodeNumber2 = 19

| Title = The Foresight Saga

| DirectedBy = Charles S. Dubin

| WrittenBy = Dennis Koenig

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|04|13}}

| ProdCode = Z-422

| ShortSummary = Potter's feeling down when his eyeglasses break, while a letter from Radar and fresh vegetables make everyone else happy.

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{{Episode list/sublist|M*A*S*H season 9

| EpisodeNumber = 218

| EpisodeNumber2 = 20

| Title = The Life You Save

| DirectedBy = Alan Alda

| WrittenBy = John Rappaport & Alan Alda

| OriginalAirDate = {{start date|1981|05|04}}

| ProdCode = Z-418

| ShortSummary = Charles becomes obsessed with death after surviving a near-fatal sniper attack.

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{{Reflist}}

• [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068098/episodes?season=9 List of M*A*S*H season 9 episodes] at the Internet Movie Database

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