Murder Ain't What it Used to Be!

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{{Infobox television episode

| series = Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)

| image = RandallHopkirk7.jpg

| caption =

| season = 1

| episode = 7

| airdate = {{Start date|1969|11|02|df=yes}}

| production = 07

| writer = Tony Williamson

| director = Jeremy Summers

| guests = David Healy
Alan Gifford
Sue Gerrard
Raymond Adamson
Joyce Carey

| episode_list =

| prev = All Work and No Pay

| next = Whoever Heard of a Ghost Dying?

}}

"Murder Ain't What it Used to Be!" is the seventh episode of the 1969 ITC British television series Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) starring Mike Pratt, Kenneth Cope and Annette Andre. Directed by Jeremy Summers, the episode was first broadcast on 2 November 1969 on ITV.