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|quote=Captain Blackadder [who is proving that Nurse Mary is a German spy]: And then the final irrefutable proof. Remember you mentioned a clever boyfriend?

Nurse Mary: Yes?

Blackadder: Well, I leapt on the opportunity to test you. I asked you whether he had been to one of the great universities, Oxford, Cambridge, Hull.

Mary: Well?

Blackadder: What you didn't spot is that only two of those are great universities.

Mary: You swine!

General Melchett: That's right. Oxford's a complete dump!

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