Real Rob

• Rob Schneider as himself
• Patricia Schneider as herself, Rob's wife who is of Mexican descent and younger than he is.{{cite news|url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/tv/rob-schneiders-netflix-series-real-rob-is-real-lame/2015/11/30/e74c3244-93ad-11e5-b5e4-279b4501e8a6_story.html|title='Real Rob' is pretty much what you'd expect from Rob Schneider|author=Bethonie Butler|date=30 November 2015|newspaper=Washington Post|access-date=17 December 2015}}
• Jamie Lissow as himself, Rob's incompetent assistant.{{cite news|url=https://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/30/arts/television/review-not-the-real-rob-schneider-just-one-he-plays-on-real-rob.html|title=Review: Not the Real Rob Schneider, Just One He Plays on 'Real Rob'|date=30 November 2015|work=The New York Times|access-date=17 December 2015}}{{cite web|url=https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/rob-schneider-netflix-tv-series-real-rob-827928|title='Real Rob': Rob Schneider's Comedy Series Coming to Netflix|author=THR Staff|date=29 September 2015|website=The Hollywood Reporter|access-date=17 December 2015}}
• Miranda Scarlett Schneider as herself, introduced in the series as the 11-month-old daughter of Rob and Patricia.{{cite episode | series=Real Rob | number=1 | title=Pilot}}

• Max Amini as Stalker, a guy who watches Rob's every move.{{cite web|url=http://www.tvweeklynow.com/news-blogs/news-blogs-RicksPicks/real-rob-is-a-comedic-depiction-of-snl-alum-rob-schneiders-real-life.htm |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20151222092609/http://www.tvweeklynow.com/news-blogs/news-blogs-RicksPicks/real-rob-is-a-comedic-depiction-of-snl-alum-rob-schneiders-real-life.htm |url-status=usurped |archive-date=December 22, 2015 |title="Real Rob" is a Comedic Depiction of SNL Alum Rob Schneider's Real Life |publisher=TV Weekly Now |date=2015-11-27 |access-date=2016-03-19}}
• Andrei Aldochine as Udo, a male stripper whom Patricia hires as their nanny.
• Adam Korson as Andy, Rob's agent.{{cite episode | series=Real Rob | number=7 | title=What's My Thing?}}

• Kym Jackson as Margaret, Jamie's girlfriend who works at a marijuana store.{{cite web|url=http://resumes.breakdownexpress.com/286313-1610522 |title=KYM JACKSON - Resume | Landrum Arts LA |publisher=Resumes.breakdownexpress.com |access-date=2016-03-19}}{{cite episode | series=Real Rob | number=2 | title=The Penis Episode Part 1}}
• Keith Stubbs as Rob's Accountant.

The series guest stars David Spade, Norm Macdonald, Adam Sandler, Michael Madsen, Danny Trejo, and George Lopez.

{{Series overview

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| link2 = #Season 2 (2017)

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{{Episode table |background=#192870 |overall= |season= |title= |director=y |writer=y |airdate= |episodes={{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 1

| EpisodeNumber2 = 1

| Title = Pilot

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2015|12|1}}

| ShortSummary = Rob finds that his assistant Jamie is incompetent and considers firing him, but he discovers that his stalker might be a good replacement. After being rejected for installing a stripper pole, Rob's wife Patricia wants to start a business that involves male dancers.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 2

| EpisodeNumber2 = 2

| Title = The Penis Episode Part 1

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2015|12|1}}

| ShortSummary = Patricia wants Rob to have a vasectomy, and signs him up for a consultation. Rob meets up with former SNL colleague Norm Macdonald on what the procedure is like. When he sees that Jamie is stoned, he takes him to the clinic where he has Jamie go through the operation.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 3

| EpisodeNumber2 = 3

| Title = The Penis Episode Part 2

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2015|12|1}}

| ShortSummary = After turning down a commercial for a prostate enhancement, Rob makes a cash deal to endorse a bubble tea to be marketed in China and Taiwan. However, the tea turns out to be a Viagra-like supplement, and his face is plastered on a Hollywood billboard.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 4

| EpisodeNumber2 = 4

| Title = VIP Treatment

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2015|12|1}}

| ShortSummary = After accidentally hitting a guy with his car, but getting excused and accommodated for by the police, Rob finds himself in more situations where he gets preferential treatment for being a celebrity, which angers Patricia. But not all incidents go his way when a barista later gets offended by his tip and a plumber wants to overcharge him. Patricia orders costumes for her male revue dancers. Rob lands a circus role as a mime but when he imitates an audience member with special needs, he gets decked and watches as David Spade gets preferential treatment at the hospital.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 5

| EpisodeNumber2 = 5

| Title = Gaying in Shape

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2015|12|1}}

| ShortSummary = Patricia tells Rob that he is so out of shape, even gay guys would not hit on him. To remedy this, he asks Jamie about his sex appeal to guys, and then joins Udo in working out at the Hollywood Gym where he tries flirt with guys. Upon learning that the venue for Miranda's first birthday party does not serve organic pizza, Rob insists on hosting the party himself, but runs into trouble when he is unable to make a cake, and forgets to hire the mascot.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 6

| EpisodeNumber2 = 6

| Title = Cleaning House

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2015|12|1}}

| ShortSummary = Patricia has Rob get rid of his stuff which includes an alleged autographed Beatles album, an issue of Playboy, and sports memorabilia. He must also find a Mexican spiritualist to cleanse their house of bad spirits. Rob consults George Lopez, who at first is insulted he even knows his number, but recommends a shaman that will do the ritual. When the shaman mentions he needs marijuana in order to do the cleansing, Rob has to obtain a medical marijuana license. Rob also tries to get Jamie buy back his "My Sharona" 45 rpm single at the garage sale.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 7

| EpisodeNumber2 = 7

| Title = What's My Thing?

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2015|12|1}}

| ShortSummary = After seeing his sitcom idea turn into a radically different concept involving post-apocalyptic zombies and vampires, Rob begins to question what original business he can start. Patricia asks Rob to hire Ryan Gosling for the opening night of her male revue show. Rob gets inspired to start a vitamin health food business.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 8

| EpisodeNumber2 = 8

| Title = Opening Night

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2015|12|1}}

| ShortSummary = After quitting the TV show pilot, Rob discovers that his mother and brother had been squandering his fortune, leaving him broke and unable to pay for his health food store or the balance of the payment to hire Ryan Gosling. He and Jamie stash their order of refrigerators and other appliances at an empty Blockbuster store, and find a homeless man to impersonate Gosling for Patricia's show.

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}}

{{Episode table |background=#32cd32 |overall= |season= |title= |director=y |writer=y |airdate= |episodes={{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 9

| EpisodeNumber2 = 1

| Title = Acupuncture & Spring Rolls

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|09|29}}

| ShortSummary = Jamie hurts his back while moving furniture with Rob into the new house. Patricia makes more money doing a commercial than Rob doing voice work on 'Starfish Wars'.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 10

| EpisodeNumber2 = 2

| Title = Priorities

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|09|29}}

| ShortSummary = Patricia insists that the new house is sprayed for spiders but Rob is more interested in an infrared sauna. Together they search for the right preschool to enroll Miranda in.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 11

| EpisodeNumber2 = 3

| Title = Best Play Date Ever

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|09|29}}

| ShortSummary = Rob and Jamie try to get rid of some of Rob's old stuff. Patricia wants Miranda to make friends at preschool, so she organizes the best play date ever. Rob is more interested in befriending another parent: Paul McCartney's guitarist Dusty Lane.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 12

| EpisodeNumber2 = 4

| Title = Zen What Happens

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|09|29}}

| ShortSummary = On his way to Vegas for a gig, Rob gets stuck at Bob Hope Airport where Danny Trejo introduces him to being Zen. Meanwhile, Patricia is working on her own career and moving exorcise equipment into the house.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 13

| EpisodeNumber2 = 5

| Title = Coffee Business

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|09|29}}

| ShortSummary = Patricia has a callback for an audition on a steamy daytime soap. Rob is introduced to cat poop coffee by his stalker.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 14

| EpisodeNumber2 = 6

| Title = Authentic Self

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|09|29}}

| ShortSummary = Jealous of Patricia's success as an actress, Rob decides to take a serious part in a no-budget indie picture. He also takes her place at Miranda's school giving an 'excitement' speech.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 15

| EpisodeNumber2 = 7

| Title = Who Loves You

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|09|29}}

| ShortSummary = Patricia is promoting "Fuego y Pasión" in Mexico and Rob goes along to 'support' her. Jamie is going camping with Allison over the weekend.

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{{Episode list

| EpisodeNumber = 16

| EpisodeNumber2 = 8

| Title = Now Boarding

| DirectedBy = Rob Schneider

| WrittenBy = Rob Schneider and Patricia Schneider and Jamie Lissow

| OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|2017|09|29}}

| ShortSummary = Rob is in training for a martial arts picture. Patricia wants to take a break after the finale of her soap. Jamie is celebrating his engagement with Allison.

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"Real Rob" was met with a largely negative response from critics. The show held a score of 36 on Metacritic based on 5 critic reviews,{{cite web|url=https://www.metacritic.com/tv/real-rob|title=Real Rob|website=Metacritic|access-date=25 February 2016}} and a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 8 critic reviews.{{cite web|url=https://www.rottentomatoes.com/tv/real-rob/s01/|title=Real Rob: Season 1|date=1 December 2015|website=rottentomatoes.com|access-date=25 February 2016}}

On February 20, 2016, Internet personality Arin Hanson voiced his frustrations regarding Real Rob on his daily Let's Play webseries Game Grumps. Hanson felt the show's main issue was that Schneider's character was both unlikable and unrelatable, going as far as to say that "it's a show with no demographic." While Hanson's overall feelings toward the show were negative, he stated that he felt compelled to keep watching and also praised the performance of Patricia Schneider, citing her as a legitimately funny presence.{{cite web|url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36gQiTkdFqE|title=Super Mario Maker: Being Real - PART 67 - Game Grumps|last=GameGrumps|date=20 February 2016|via=YouTube}} Schneider eventually saw Hanson's rant and later appeared as a special guest on the show, along with Patricia, on May 16, 2016.{{cite web|url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzvxyHuRssA|title=Mortal Kombat With Special Guests Rob and Patricia Schneider - Guest Grumps|last=GameGrumps|date=16 May 2016|via=YouTube}}

{{reflist}}

• [https://www.netflix.com/title/80074503Real Rob] on Netflix
• {{IMDb title|3741346}}

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