Rich Hall's Cattle Drive

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{{infobox television

| image = Rich Hall's Cattle Drive.png

| caption =

| runtime = 30 minutes

| creator = Rich Hall and Mike Wilmot

| starring = Rich Hall
Mike Wilmot
Simon Evans
Ralph Brown
Archie Kelly

| country = United Kingdom

| network = BBC Four

| first_aired = {{start date|2006|1|12|df=y}}

| last_aired = {{end date|2006|2|16|df=y}}

| num_episodes = 6

}}

Rich Hall's Cattle Drive is a television sitcom starring Rich Hall and Mike Wilmot. It was broadcast in 2006 in the United Kingdom on BBC Four, and ran for one series consisting of six episodes. It has been repeated on BBC Four but has not been shown on British terrestrial television.

Plot

After spending a night in jail for attacking a burglar, Rich and Mike (playing themselves) decide that the only way to avoid what they perceive to be the warped justice of the legal system in the UK is to become outlaws and live like cowboys in 21st century Britain, riding out of London on horse-back.

Cast

Rich Hall – Himself / U. Horst Nightmare

Mike Wilmot – Himself

Simon Evans – Melvin Turpin

Ralph Brown – Truesdale

Archie Kelly – Clement