Robot Bastard!

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| name = Robot Bastard!

| image = Robot Bastard poster.png

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| caption = Poster art

| director = Rob Schrab

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| writer = Rob Schrab

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| starring = Kurt Scholler
Chris Tallman
Robia LaMorte
Jeff B. Davis
Sean McKenna

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| released = {{Film date|2002}}

| runtime = 17 minutes

| country = United States

| language = English

| budget = 18,000 $

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Robot Bastard! is a 17-minute short film and Rob Schrab's directorial debut.

The film follows Robot Bastard on a mission to save the president's daughter, Catherine.