Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging Disaster

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{{Infobox television

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| genre = children's television

| presenter = Sam Nixon
Mark Rhodes

| voices = Hugh Dennis

| country = United Kingdom

| language = English

| num_series = 1

| num_episodes = 13

| runtime = 25 minutes

| company = BBC Scotland

| channel = CBBC

| first_aired = {{Start date|df=y|2008|10|02}}

| last_aired = {{End date|df=y|2008|12|25}}

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Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging Disaster is a children's television programme shown on CBBC. The programme features Sam and Mark in non-speaking roles, with Hugh Dennis providing a voice-over. The programme is filmed using chroma key techniques.

Sam and Mark's Guide to Dodging Disaster focuses around four or five disasters or situations, e.g. angry baboons or a volcanic eruption, and aims to present them in an amusing way. It gives a few tips on what to do. Sam and Mark transport about on a red sofa, often against their will, and are increasingly misled into what will happen. A number of sound effects are used for humour, such as the screams of a girl.

The series was directed by Duncan Chard and written by Patrick Makin.