Seminal Vampires and Maggot Men

{{Infobox album

| name = Seminal Vampires and Maggot Men

| type = studio

| artist = Abscess

| cover = Seminal Vampires and Maggot Men.jpg

| alt =

| released = September 24, 1996

| recorded = May 1996

| venue =

| studio =

| length = 28:37

| label = Relapse

| producer =

| prev_title = Urine Junkies

| prev_year = 1995

| next_year = 1997

}}

{{Album ratings

|rev1score = {{Rating|4.5|5}}[{{AllMusic|class=album|id=seminal-vampires-and-maggot-men-r263068|pure_url=yes}} Allmusic review]

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Seminal Vampires and Maggot Men is an album by the death metal band Abscess. It was released by Relapse Records in 1996.

Track listing

"Naked Freak Show" (1:15)
"Freak Fuck Fest (Naked FreakShow II: Orgy of the Gaffed)" (1:39)
"Patient Zero" (1:32)
"Zombie Ward" (1:54)
"Mud" (1:15)
"Stiff and Ditched" (1:12)
"Fatfire" (3:11)
"I Don't Give a Fuck" (2:23)
"Burn, Die and Fucking Fry" (1:29)
"Global Doom" (1:43)
"Removing the Leech" (1:53)
"Pinworms" (2:40)
"Gonna Mow You Down" (1:13)
"Disgruntled" (1:30)
"Tunnel of Horrors" (2:28)
"Worm Sty Infection" (1:53)
"Dirty Little Brats" (2:05)
"The Scent of Shit" (0:42)