Singing telegram
{{Short description|Message delivered in song}}
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A singing telegram is a message delivered by an artist in a musical form. Singing telegrams are historically linked to normal telegrams, but tend to be humorous. Sometimes, the artist is in costume or formal clothing.
Western Union, the American telegraph company, began offering singing telegram services in 1933. That July 28, a fan sent Hollywood singing star Rudy Vallee a birthday greeting by telegram. George P. Oslin (1899–1996), the Western Union public relations director, decided this would be a good opportunity to make telegrams, which had been associated with deaths and other tragic news, into something more popular. He asked a Western Union operator, Lucille Lipps, to sing the message over the telephone, and this became the first singing telegram.{{Citation | url = http://www.jrn.columbia.edu/studentwork/cns/2002-07-07/168.asp | title = Special delivery: The singing telegram endures | newspaper = Columbia News Service | date = July 7, 2002 | url-status = dead | archive-url = https://web.archive.org/web/20061108220256/http://www.jrn.columbia.edu/studentwork/cns/2002-07-07/168.asp | archive-date = November 8, 2006 | author=Liz Sadler }}. While Oslin created the singing telegram because he thought "that messages should be fun," he recalled that he "was angrily informed I was making a laughingstock of the company."{{Citation | title = George Oslin, 97, creator of the singing telegram | newspaper = Chicago Tribune | date = October 31, 1996 | page = 11}}.
As relatively few telegram recipients had telephones, most telegrams, including singing telegrams, were first delivered in person. The popularization of the telephone in the 1960s reduced telegrams in general. By 1972, Western Union was receiving a small number of requests for singing telegrams and was seeking regulatory approval on a state-by-state basis to eliminate the offering.{{Citation | title = Western Union Tuning Out Singing Telegram | newspaper = The New York Times | date = July 29, 1972 | page = 27}}. Western Union suspended its singing telegram service in 1974, but independent singing telegram companies, specializing in often costumed personal delivery of gift messages, have kept up the tradition.
Variants
The linguistic morpheme "-gram" is also found at the end of words in combining forms to give the names of variants on the personally delivered message. These novelty telegrams are generally designed to amuse or embarrass the recipient. The message deliverers are mostly hired through a specialist commercial agency. Examples include the kissogram, strippergram, Gorillagram, etc.{{cite book|title=Transitional Morphology|first=Elisa|last=Mattiello|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=fHmaEAAAQBAJ&pg=PA163|publisher=Cambridge University Press|date=2022|isbn=9781009168281|page=163}}
=Kissogram=
A kissogram, also called kissagram or kiss-a-gram (short for kissing telegram), is a message delivered along with a kiss, usually arranged as a humorous surprise.{{cite web |url=http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/american_english/kissogram |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20160304205503/http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/american_english/kissogram |url-status=dead |archive-date=March 4, 2016 |title=Definition of kissogram |publisher=OxfordDictionaries.com |access-date=2010-04-18}} The message deliverers are typically young women who are dressed in provocative clothing. Singer Sinéad O'Connor worked as a kissogram at the age of 16, her preferred costume being a nun's habit that was cut away at the back. One of her co-workers wore a caveman costume.{{cite book|url=https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Real_Sinéad_O_Connor/Eek2EQAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&pg=PA10|title=The Real Sinéad O'Connor|first=Ariane|last=Sherine|date=2024|publisher=Pen & Sword Books Limited|isbn=9781036108274|page=10}} The term "kissogram" was used in the TV program Doctor Who during the early 2010s to describe the profession of The Doctor's companion Amy Pond,{{Cite news|url=http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/doctor-who/news/a197176/new-who-companion-has-kissogram-job/|title=New 'Who' companion 'has kissogram job' |first=Daniel|last=Kilkelly|date=18 January 2010|website=Digital Spy|access-date=2018-03-23|language=en}} who appeared in a sexy kissogram version of a police officer's uniform that included a tight blouse and a very short skirt.{{cite book|url=https://www.google.co.uk/books/edition/Who_Travels_with_the_Doctor/OQQXDAAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&pg=PA17|first=Gillian I.|last=Leitch|title=Who Travels with the Doctor? Essays on the Companions of Doctor Who|publisher=McFarland|date=2016|isbn=9780786495252|page=17|chapter=With Whom he Travels: The Companions of the Doctor}}
=Stripogram=
A stripogram or strippergram{{Cite web|url=https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/strippergram|title=strippergram - Wiktionary|website=en.wiktionary.org|language=en|access-date=2017-09-30}} is a form of message delivery in which a stripper will perform a striptease while singing or dancing. This type of entertainment became popular in the 1970s in the US and spread to Europe during the 1980s.{{Citation|last=thecelebratedmisterk|title=Newsroom Stripper|date=2012-03-11|url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lusr48t3cBM |archive-url=https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/youtube/20211212/Lusr48t3cBM| archive-date=2021-12-12 |url-status=live|access-date=2018-03-23}}{{cbignore}} By the 1990s corporate strip-o-gram work, in which a stripper performs for clients in their workplace, was making up a significant part of the striptease business for novelty telegram services in the US.{{cite magazine|magazine=Working Woman magazine|volume=15|issue=7–12|publisher=MacDonald Communications Corporation|date=1990|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=ywkgAQAAIAAJ&q=%22Novelty+Telegram%22|title=Working Woman}} Strippergrams in the UK are sometimes hired for events such as stag parties.{{cite book|title=Experiences of the Sex Industry|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=pl99EAAAQBAJ&pg=PA80|first=Natasha|last=Mulvihill|publisher=Policy Press|date=2022|isbn=9781529216578|page=80}} Typically a Strip-O-Gram is most often a form of gift given for a birthday, anniversary or bachelor party. A common practice is for the strippergram performers to be dressed in an outfit of one kind or another and to act out some charade connected with this, before commencing their acts{{snd}}for example a police officer 'arresting' somebody, a lawyer pretending to serve papers, a jilted bride, and so on (sometimes this charade would be relevant to something the intended 'victim' has experienced, such as a divorce, or brush with the law). Usually, a strippwrgram entertainer is accompanied by a chaperone, who plays her music, holds on to the money and tips, and secures her safety, unlike an escort, who comes alone and does more of a one on one with the celebrant. Nowadays, some agencies or performers do both to secure a bigger payout.{{citation needed|date=February 2025}}
=Bikinigram=
A bikinigram or bikini-gram is a message delivered by a bikini-clad young woman.{{cite magazine|magazine=Cincinnati Magazine|date=February 1994|volume=27|issue=5|title=Say Goodbye, Gypsy Rose Lee|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=Xh4DAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA85|first=Linda|last=Vaccariello|publisher=CM Media Inc.|page=85}}
References
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External links
- [https://www.voanews.com/a/a-13-2005-07-27-voa24/310128.html Singing Telegrams Deliver Messages with a Melody] Voice of America, 27 July 2005
- [http://www.amacord.com/telecom/author.html George P. Oslin]