Template:Burma-shave-notice#Notices
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|aninotice = {{Burma-shave|WHEN YOU POST|TO AN/I|DON'T FORGET|TO NOTIFY|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|battleground = {{Burma-shave|AT WP|EGOS ABOUND|SO LET'S AVOID|A BATTLEGROUND|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|disengage = {{Burma-shave|WHEN DISCUSSIONS|FILL WITH RAGE|MIGHT BE TIME|TO DISENGAGE|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|promo = {{Burma-shave|YOUR CONTRIBS|GIVE ME THE NOTION|YOU'RE JUST HERE|FOR SELF-PROMOTION|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|sign = {{Burma-shave|WHEN YOU COMMENT|DON'T BE LAME|JUST FOUR TILDES|SIGNS YOUR NAME|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|contentdispute = {{Burma-shave|NEW AN/I THREAD|PROBLEM ACUTE!|CLOSED WITHOUT ACTION|"CONTENT DISPUTE"|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|section = {{Burma-shave|ONLY POST IN|YOUR OWN SECTION|CLERKS WILL SUFFER|NO EXCEPTION|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|involved = {{Burma-shave|WOULD THAT I COULD|CAN'T THOUGH I SHOULD|BUT SOME OTHER ADMIN|MAY BLOCK YOU FOR GOOD|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|teahouse = {{Burma-shave|THIS IS NOT FOR|AN/I|MAYBE TEAHOUSE|YOU SHOULD TRY|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|crappy = {{Burma-shave|EVERYONE|IS SO UNHAPPY|AN/I|IS REALLY CRAPPY|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|inclusiveness = {{Burma-shave|INCLUSIVENESS|WE REALLY DIG IT|SO PLEASE DON'T BE|AN EFFING BIGOT|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|agf = {{burma-shave|DON'T WANNA WIFE|HENRY VIIIth|KEEP YOUR HEAD|ASSUME GOOD FAITH|layout={{{layout|vertical}}}}}
|vandal = {{Burma-shave|WADING THROUGH VANDALS|BRING SANDALS|TO AVOID SCANDAL|DON'T MANHANDLE|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|revdel = {{Burma-shave|IF PUBLIC VIEW|WOULD BRING DISGRACE|A NOTICE-BOARD|IS NOT THE PLACE|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|respect = {{Burma-shave|GREAT RESPECT|MAKES THE WORLD GO 'ROUND|PLEASE BE NICE|DON'T LET SOMEONE DOWN|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
|#default = {{Burma-shave|UNKNOWN OPTION|WHAT A CROCK|TAKE A MOMENT|READ THE DOC|layout={{{layout|vertical}}} }}
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