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}}{{#ifeq:{{Yesno|{{{1|yes}}}}}|yes|This is {{{type|an official decree by}}} the Supreme Cabal Regime of the English Wikipedia (SCREW). It expresses opinions and ideas that are absolutely and irrefutably true, whether you like them or not. Changes to it must reflect the wishes of the Supreme Cabal. When in doubt, please ignore the {{#ifeq:{{Yesno|{{{talk|yes}}}}}|yes|talk page|{{Plain link|url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:{{SAFESUBST:!}}\{{SAFESUBST:!}}fnØrd|name=talk page}}}} and just keep reverting.|This is not a decree by the Supreme Cabal Regime of the English Wikipedia (SCREW). It is nonobligatory and shouldn't be considered equivalent to a religious belief that all users are to follow.
When editing this page, please ensure that your revision does not reflect Supreme Cabalism because that would upset the Grand Cabal. When in doubt, please ignore the {{#ifeq:{{Yesno|{{{talk|no}}}}}|yes|talk page|{{Plain link|url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:{{SAFESUBST:!}}\{{SAFESUBST:!}}Ø|name=talk page}}}} and just keep reverting.}}

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