Tequila and Bonetti#2000 reboot series
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{{Infobox television
| image = Tequila and Bonetti.jpg
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| genre = Comedy drama
| creator = Donald P. Bellisario
| writer = {{Plain list|
- Donald P. Bellisario
- Robin Bernheim
- Richard C. Okie
- Gerald Sanoff
- Tommy Thompson
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| director = {{Plain list|
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| starring = {{Plain list|
- Jack Scalia
- Mariska Hargitay
- Charles Rocket
- Brad Sanders
- Terry Funk
- W. K. Stratton
}}
| voices = Brad Sanders
| theme_music_composer =
| opentheme =
| composer = {{Plain list|
- Mike Post (1.1, 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, 1.5)
- Greg Edmonson (1.6, 1.8, 1.9, 1.10, 1.11, 1.12)
}}
| country = United States
| language = English
| num_seasons = 1
| num_episodes = 12 (10 + 2 unaired)
| executive_producer = {{Plain list|
- Donald P. Bellisario
- Jimmy Giritlian
}}
| producer = {{Plain list|
- Robin Bernheim
- Jeff Gourson
- James Whitmore Jr.
}}
| runtime = 60 mins. (with commercials)
| company = {{Plain list|
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| network = CBS
| first_aired = {{start date|1992|1|17}}
| last_aired = {{end date|1992|4|17}}
}}
Tequila and Bonetti is an American crime comedy-drama television series starring Jack Scalia. The series originally aired on CBS, as a mid-season replacement, from January 17, 1992 to April 17, 1992, with only 10 of the 12 episodes aired. It was rebooted in 2000, for Italian television, with the Italian speaking Scalia returning as Bonetti.
Synopsis
The lead character of the series, Nico ("Nick") Bonetti, is a policeman from New York City who is proud of his Italian heritage and very fond of his vintage rose-colored Cadillac convertible, which he inherited from his father. After he erroneously shoots a young girl during a gunfight, he relocates to a beachfront Los Angeles precinct on temporary assignment. Here he meets his new partners, Tequila (a large, burrito-eating French Mastiff), and Officer Angela Garcia, who joined the department after her policeman husband's death, which she has kept a secret from her young daughter. Their boss is Captain Midian Knight, who is almost as interested in selling a screenplay as he is in police work. The series shows their investigations of crimes and the evolving relationships between the characters. This show has the peculiarity that television viewers are able to hear Tequila's thoughts.
Life is not easy for Bonetti, due to his remorse about the girl he shot and the strange habits of Californians whom he does not understand. His neighbors include a Puerto Rican psychic, who hears Tequila's thoughts but initially believes she is hearing spirits. Bonetti develops a grudging respect for the people around him as well as for Tequila, who despite his faults is an excellent police dog. The dog is portrayed as having human-level intelligence and a street-wise, sassy attitude.
Each episode has a montage during which Bonetti plays piano and viewers see odd, sometimes disturbing scenes featuring Bonetti's neighbors and co-workers. Some of these scenes are from later episodes, while others remain unexplained. Each montage ends with Bonetti's memory of the shooting of the girl in New York.
Cast
- Jack Scalia as Det. Nico "Nick" Bonetti
- Charles Rocket as Capt. Midian Knight
- Mariska Hargitay as Off. Angela Garcia
- Brad Sanders as Tequila (voice)
- Terry Funk as Sgt. Nuzo
- W. K. Stratton as Detective Lee
In addition, Liz Torres recurs as psychic Gina Garcia, while series creator Donald P. Bellisario's daughter Troian recurs as Teresa Garcia, the young daughter of Hargitay's character.
Episodes
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{{Episode list
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|Title = Street Dogs
|DirectedBy = Michael Zinberg
|WrittenBy = Donald P. Bellisario
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1992|1|17}}
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{{Episode list
|EpisodeNumber = 2
|Title = Teach Your Children
|DirectedBy = James Whitmore, Jr.
|WrittenBy = Richard C. Okie
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1992|1|24}}
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{{Episode list
|EpisodeNumber = 3
|Title = The Rose Cadillac
|DirectedBy = James Whitmore, Jr.
|WrittenBy = Richard C. Okie
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1992|1|31}}
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{{Episode list
|EpisodeNumber = 4
|Title = Language of the Heart
|DirectedBy = Christopher Hibler
|WrittenBy = Robin Jill Bernheim
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1992|2|28}}
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{{Episode list
|EpisodeNumber = 5
|Title = Tales of the Dragon
|DirectedBy = James Darren
|WrittenBy = Robin Jill Bernheim & Donald P. Bellisario
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1992|3|6}}
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|EpisodeNumber = 6
|Title = A Perfect Match
|DirectedBy = Virgil W. Vogel
|WrittenBy = {{StoryTeleplay|t=Robin Jill Bernheim|s=Beverly Bridges & Robin Jill Bernheim}}
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1992|3|13}}
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{{Episode list
|EpisodeNumber = 7
|Title = Fetch This, Pal
|DirectedBy = Rob Bowman
|WrittenBy = Tommy Thompson
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1992|4|3}}
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{{Episode list
|EpisodeNumber = 8
|Title = Wonderdog
|DirectedBy = Rob Bowman
|WrittenBy = Robin Jill Bernheim & Richard C. Okie
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1992|4|10}}
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{{Episode list
|EpisodeNumber = 9
|Title = Brooklyn and the Beast
|DirectedBy = Jeff Gourson
|WrittenBy = Richard C. Okie & Robin Jill Bernheim
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1992|4|17}}
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{{Episode list
|EpisodeNumber = 10
|Title = Mama
|DirectedBy = Bob Hulme
|WrittenBy = Tommy Thompson
|OriginalAirDate = {{Start date|1992|4|18}}
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{{Episode list
|EpisodeNumber = 11
|Title = Reel Life
|DirectedBy = James Whitmore, Jr.
|WrittenBy = Tommy Thompson
|OriginalAirDate = Unaired
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{{Episode list
|EpisodeNumber = 12
|Title = Runt of the Litter
|DirectedBy = James Whitmore, Jr.
|WrittenBy = Richard C. Okie & Donald P. Belisario
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Cancellation
The series received negative reviews from critics due to the weaknesses of the scripts, California stereotypes, and an embarrassing ambiguity in the fact of making the dog speak in black street jive.{{cite magazine |url= https://ew.com/article/1992/02/07/tequila-and-bonetti/ |title=Tequila and Bonetti |last=Tucker |first=Ken |date=1992-02-07 |magazine=Entertainment Weekly |access-date=2009-09-10}}{{cite news |url=https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1992-01-17-ca-48-story.html |title=TV Reviews: Canine Cop Capers in 'Tequila & Bonetti' |last=Rosenberg |first=Howard |date=1992-01-17 |newspaper=Los Angeles Times}}{{cite news |url=https://www.deseret.com/1992/1/17/18962862/tonight-tequila-and-bonetti-is-a-real-dog |title=Tonight: 'Tequila & Bonetti' is a real dog |date=1992-01-17 |newspaper=Deseret News}}{{cite magazine |url=https://people.com/archive/picks-and-pans-review-tequila-and-bonetti-vol-37-no-6/ |title=Picks and Pans Review: Tequila and Bonetti |last=Hiltbrand |first=David |date=1992-01-17 |magazine=People |volume=37 |issue=6 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20230820200843/https://people.com/archive/picks-and-pans-review-tequila-and-bonetti-vol-37-no-6/ |archive-date=August 20, 2023}}{{cite news |url= |title=Gotta watch... ...well, maybe ...zap-able |last=Quill |first=Greg |date=1992-02-25}} It was subsequently canceled by CBS four months after its premiere.
2000 series reboot
Eight years later, Tequila & Bonetti was rebooted for television with Jack Scalia reprising his role as Bonetti; only this time, the show was filmed and aired in Italy. Bonetti goes to Rome to team up with a new "Tequila", a cross between a Saint Bernard and a golden retriever, and the policewoman Fabiana Sasso (Alessia Marcuzzi). Again, only the audience can hear the dog's thoughts, but this time Bonetti is the one with strange American habits, as seen by his new Italian friends.
References
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External links
- {{IMDb title|0103564|Tequila and Bonetti| (1992)}}
- {{IMDb title|0328797|Tequila & Bonetti| (2000)}}
{{Donald P. Bellisario}}
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Category:1990s American comedy-drama television series
Category:1992 American television series debuts
Category:1992 American television series endings
Category:American English-language television shows
Category:Television series by Sony Pictures Television
Category:Television series by Universal Television
Category:Television shows about dogs
Category:Television shows set in Los Angeles
Category:Television series created by Donald P. Bellisario