The Coffee Table

Jesús Casas and María go to a furniture store with their newborn son, Cayetano ('Cayetanín'), in the hopes of buying a coffee table. The salesman, also claiming to be named Cayetano, offers them an expensive but supposedly high-quality table which María refuses to buy, claiming that the salesman's promise of unbreakable glass is false. Jesús purchases the tacky table nonetheless, as he complains that María has not allowed him to choose anything.

Jesús starts building the table in the apartment he inherited from his grandmother. He is visited by his upstairs neighbor, a 13-year-old girl named Ruth who continuously threatens to frame Jesús for pedophilia as he rebuffs her advances. Jesús notices a screw is missing from the table and calls the salesman to ask for another one; in the meantime, he places the glass pane right-side-up. María leaves to buy groceries and wine in preparation for the visit of Jesús's brother Carlos and his new partner Cristina, leaving Jesús alone with Cayetanín for the first time. Jesús tries to get Cayetanín to stop crying. In the process, the glass pane, despite the salesman's promise, breaks and decapitates Cayetanín, also injuring Jesús.

In shock, Jesús sits still while staring at the corpse before beginning to clean up the blood in the apartment; he places his son's headless body in his crib, but is too scared to pick up the severed head, which is underneath a chair. He borrows bleach from Ruth, who is suspicious. The salesman arrives at Jesús's apartment door with the missing screw and tries to arrange a date with him. Jesús is still in shock when María comes home, but repeatedly manages to prevent her from coming near their son's room. María's mood improves when Jesús tells her about the table's glass pane being broken on the first day after the purchase, while he conceals Cayetanín's death from her. The two get ready for Carlos and Cristina, and during dinner with them, Jesús is very erratic and does not answer questions. Cristina reveals that she is pregnant with a girl, and Carlos wants his daughter to be friends with her cousin Cayetanín. Jesús ends up telling them that he could not care less about his brother getting an 18-year-old girl pregnant, spoiling the mood of María and the guests.

Jesús leaves the dining room to record a suicide note for María in the bathroom, which Carlos overhears. As Jesús brings Carlos into Cayetanín's room and shows him the corpse, they plan to tell María the truth, and as they head out, Ruth sneaks into the apartment with her dog, telling María that Jesús kissed her in the elevator. As the atmosphere in the dining room grows increasingly tense, the dog sniffs out Cayetanín's severed head, which causes Jesús to go catatonic, Cristina to vomit, and Ruth to start screaming. María takes the baby's head in her hands and opens the door to the balcony.

Some time later, police officers gather outside the apartment discussing the case, which involves a dead couple and their decapitated baby. Carlos sits catatonic in a police car, reportedly only able to utter the phrase {{lang|es|la mesita del comedor}} ('the coffee table') according to one of the agents.

{{Cast listing|

• Estefanía de los Santos as María
• {{ill|David Pareja|es}} as Jesús{{Cite web|url=https://monterrassa.cat/es/cultura-es/director-caye-casas-premio-white-raven-330861/|website=Mon Terrassa|title=El director Caye Casas se lleva el prestigioso premio White Raven|date=26 April 2023|first=Pere|last=Vall}}
• Claudia Riera as Cristina
• Josep Maria Riera as Carlos
• Gala Flores as Ruth{{Cite web|url=https://kinotico.es/actualidad/2024-05-17/entrevista-caye-casas-mesita-comedor-no-es-suerte-stephen-es-que-llevo-callos-manos-picar-piedra|website=Kinótico|title=Caye Casas: "No es suerte lo de Stephen King, es que llevo callos en las manos de picar piedra"|date=17 May 2024|first=Luis|last=Fernández}}
• Eduardo Antuña as vendedor{{Cite web|url=https://www.cinetecanacional.net/detallePelicula.php?FilmId=HO00006735#gsc.tab=0|website=Cineteca Nacional|title=La mesita del comedor|access-date=1 June 2024}} ('salesman')
• Itziar Castro
• Emilio Gavira
• Claudia Font
• Cristina Dilla
• Paco Benjumea

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The film was produced by La Charito Films alongside Alhena Production and Apocalipsis Producciones.{{Cite web|url=https://www.que.es/2023/04/29/la-charito-films-logra-un-gran-exito-en-la-41a-edicion-del-brussels-international-fantastic-film-festival/|date=29 April 2023|first=Marta|last=Suárez|title=La Charito Films logra un gran éxito en la 41ª edición del Brussels International Fantastic Film Festival|website=Qué!}} It was shot in Terrassa.{{Cite web|url=https://www.diarideterrassa.com/cultura-ocio/2022/11/23/caye-casas-cineasta-terrassa-estrena-la-mesita-del-comedor-festival-tallinn/|website=Diari de Terrassa|date=23 November 2022|title=El director de Terrassa Caye Casas estrena "La mesita del comedor" a Tallinn}} The helmer pitched his film as "an uncomfortable, politically incorrect film with extremely black humor and a brutal tragedy".

File:La mesita del comedor.jpg

The film was presented in the 'Rebels with a Cause' slate of the 2022 Tallinn Black Nights Film Festival (PÖFF).{{Cite web|url=https://www.fotogramas.es/noticias-cine/a42212312/la-mesita-del-comedor-caye-casas/|website=Fotogramas|date=12 December 2022|title="La mesita del comedor": la comedia será cruel o no será|first=Pere|last=Vall}} It also made it to the slate of the 2023 Fantaspoa for its Latin-American premiere,{{Cite web|url=https://screenanarchy.com/2023/03/fantaspoa-2023-lineup.html|website=Screen Anarchy|first=Andrew|last=Mack|date=8 March 2023|title=Fantaspoa 2023: First Wave of This Year's Lineup, Festival Finally Returning to In-Person}} and to the 2023 Fantastic Fest lineup for its North-American premiere.{{Cite web|url=https://deadline.com/2023/08/fantastic-fest-announces-2023-lineup-the-toxic-avenger-totally-killer-1235519673/|website=Deadline Hollywood|title=Fantastic Fest Sets 2023 Lineup; Legendary Pictures’ ‘The Toxic Avenger’ To Open, Blumhouse Horror Comedy ‘Totally Killer’ Closes; Angus Cloud Pic In Mix|first=Valerie|last=Complex|date=15 August 2023}} MGM Premium boarded rights to the film.{{Cite web|url=https://www.screendaily.com/news/mpm-premium-boards-the-coffee-table-and-raoni-an-unusual-friendship-exclusive/5181941.article|website=ScreenDaily|title=MPM Premium boards ‘The Coffee Table And Raoni: An Unusual Friendship’ (exclusive)|date=12 May 2023|first=Rebecca|last=Leffler}} Cinephobia Releasing picked up North American rights to the film.{{Cite web|url=https://screenanarchy.com/2023/07/the-coffee-table-dark-spanish-horror-cinephobia-releasing.html|website=ScreenAnarchy|first=Andrew|last=Mack|date=7 July 2023|title=The Coffee Table: Spanish Dark Comedy Horror Acquired by Cinephobia Releasing For North America}} Following the invisible theatrical run in Spain, with the film being self-distributed by Casas in few screens,{{Cite web|url=https://cadenaser.com/nacional/2024/05/18/de-la-negativa-de-sitges-al-elogio-de-stephen-king-el-improbable-y-particular-exito-de-la-mesita-del-comedor-cadena-ser/|website=Cadena SER|date=18 May 2024|first=Juan|last=Galarza|title=De la negativa de Sitges al elogio de Stephen King: el improbable y particular éxito de 'La mesita del comedor'}} The Coffee Table earned some buzz in the country after Stephen King recommended the film and Filmin then proceeded to pick up streaming rights.{{Cite web|url=https://www.elconfidencial.com/cultura/cine/2024-05-31/mesita-comedor-filmin-caye-casas_3893389/|website=El Confidencial|first=Marta|last=Medina|date=31 May 2024|title='La mesita del comedor': si eres padre primerizo, no veas la mejor película de terror del año}}

According to the review aggregation website Rotten Tomatoes, The Coffee Table has a 88% approval rating based on 33 reviews from critics, with an average rating of 7.8/10.{{Cite web |title=The Coffee Table|url=https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_coffee_table|language=en |website=RottenTomatoes|access-date=25 December 2024}} {{Metacritic film prose|72|6|ref=yes|access-date=11 June 2024}}

Rafael Motamayor of /Film gave the film a 10 out of 10 rating deeming it to be "one of the bleakest, meanest, most unbearably cruel movies you could ever see".{{Cite web|url=https://www.slashfilm.com/1402713/the-coffee-table-movie-review/|website=Slashfilm|title=The Coffee Table Review: An Unbearably Cruel Dark Comedy Everyone And No One Should Experience [Fantastic Fest 2023]|first=Rafael|last=Motamayor|date=24 September 2023}}

Stephen King praised the film, describing it as "horrible and also horribly funny. Think the Coen Brothers' darkest dream".{{Cite web|url=https://www.gamesradar.com/entertainment/horror-movies/stephen-king-has-high-praise-for-new-horror-movie-calling-it-the-darkest-movie-he-has-ever-seen-and-fans-agree/|website=GamesRadar+|date=17 May 2024|first=Lauren|last=Milici|title=Stephen King has high praise for new horror movie calling it the darkest movie he has ever seen, and fans agree}}

The film also appeared on a number of critics' top ten lists of the best Spanish films of 2023:

• 10th — El Mundo (Luis Martínez){{Cite web|url=https://www.elmundo.es/cultura/cine/2023/12/21/6584271dfdddffa8138b4595.html|website=El Mundo|first=Luis|last=Martínez|date=21 December 2023|title=Las 10 mejores películas españolas de 2023, de 'Zinzindurrunkarratz' a 'La mesita del comedor'}}

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