The New Phil Silvers Show

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|EpisodeNumber=1

|Title=Man, It's Like Progress

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|9|28}}

|ShortSummary=Against Harry′s wishes, Osborne Industries introduces a computer system that disrupts his department. He can't con the computer, and he has to figure out a way to outsmart it. Joan Shawley guest-stars.

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|EpisodeNumber=2

|Title=The Great Forklift Contest

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|10|5}}

|ShortSummary=Harry can't get anyone to bet against Lester in a forklift contest, so to encourage them to bet against Lester he decides to fix the contest to stack the odds against Lester — and ends up blowing up the Osborne Industries research laboratory.

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|EpisodeNumber=3

|Title=Birthday Boy

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|10|12}}

|ShortSummary=Harry wants everyone at the factory to know that his birthday is coming up and even plans a surprise birthday party for himself — with results he did not expect. Ron Sumner, Marlyn Mason, Henry Scott, and Bobs Watson guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=4

|Title=The Tortoise and the Harry

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|10|19}}

|ShortSummary=While organizing a turtle race at the factory for the employees to bet on, Harry meets a beautiful woman named Della — who he thinks might be the right woman for him. Evelyn Patrick guest-stars.

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|EpisodeNumber=5

|Title=Harry Today, Gone Tomorrow

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|10|26}}

|ShortSummary=The pilot episode for the series. Tired of Harry's moneymaking schemes, Brink tries to transfer him to another factory so that he will be someone else′s problem. Max Showalter, Hal Taggart, and Henry Scott guest-star. This was the only episode in which Bert Convy, rather than Pat Renella, portrayed Roxy.

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|EpisodeNumber=6

|Title=The Little Old Gluemaker, Me!

|DirectedBy=David Davis

|WrittenBy=Bud Nye and Ed Jurist

|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|11|2}}

|ShortSummary=After Otto Shafmeister, the janitor at the factory, invents a special type of glue, Harry thinks he can make a fortune by marketing its secret formula. Ludwig Stossel, Celia Lovsky, and Eric Morris guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=7

|Title=Triple Indemnity

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|11|9}}

|ShortSummary=Harry schemes to sell his coworkers at the factory a new insurance plan he has set up that protects them if they lose their paychecks.

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|EpisodeNumber=8

|Title=A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to the Coffee Break

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|11|16}}

|ShortSummary=When Mr. Osborne asks for suggestions on how the factory can streamline its operation and cut costs, Brink suggests they start by closing Harry's department.

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|EpisodeNumber=9

|Title=Harry Who?

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|11|30}}

|ShortSummary=Harry feels threatened when Nick does too good a job filling in for him while he is on vacation — leaving him crushed that the men did not notice he had been away and wondering if he will be able to keep his job.

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|EpisodeNumber=10

|Title=Las Vegas Was My Mother's Maiden Name

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|12|7}}

|ShortSummary=A Las Vegas hotel mistakes Harry for comedian Phil Silvers and treats him as a celebrity. Milton Frome, Vickie Lockwood, Jimmy Murphy, and Florence Halop guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=11

|Title=The Son of Pygmalion

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|12|14}}

|ShortSummary=A beautiful but brainless woman, Mildred Flitterman, asks Harry to transform her into "a lady" — like Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady. Hope Holiday, Eleanor Audley, and Richard Lupino guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=12

|Title=Have I Got a Boy For You

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|12|21}}

|ShortSummary=Waluska is attracted to one of the women at the factory, but she is not attracted back — so Harry decides to help Waluska win her affections by giving him a new image. Helene Winston and Lennie Bremen guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=13

|Title=Who Do Voodoo? Harry Do!

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1963|12|28}}

|ShortSummary=After a society girl snubs Harry while he is visiting Trinidad, Harry hears that black magic can make him irresistible to women — and then tries to out-witch a witch doctor who has placed a hex on him. Bette Treadville, Barbara Shelley, and Burt Mustin guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=14

|Title=Stop the Factory, I Wanna Get Off

|DirectedBy=Guy Scarpitta

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|1|4}}

|ShortSummary=Harry finds out that a worker at the factory is planning to destroy his ex-fiancée's wedding, and he ends up having to use every trick he knows to keep the wedding from being called off. Leo de Lyon, Carole Cook, Joseph Hamilton, Steven Condit, Gene O'Donnell, and John Indrisano guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=15

|Title=Beauty and the Least

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|1|11}}

|ShortSummary=Harry decides to turn a plain woman into a beauty-contest winner. Dodo Denney and Joan Staley guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=16

|Title=75{{frac|1|2}} Trombones

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|1|18}}

|ShortSummary=Harry runs a raffle, and Fred is excited when he wins it. But Fred's excitement turns to anger and he decides to expose Harry's fraudulent schemes when he discovers that his prize is a U.S. Army tank — and it is on Okinawa. Frank London guest-stars.

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|EpisodeNumber=17

|Title=My Son, the Governor

|DirectedBy=Thomas Montgomery

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|1|25}}

|ShortSummary=To make extra money, Harry is manufacturing television snack tables as a side business, and he gets in big trouble when some of them are mixed up at the plant with a shipment of parts destined for the U.S. Army.

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|EpisodeNumber=18

|Title=Leave It to Harry

|DirectedBy=Al Lewis

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|2|1}}

|ShortSummary=Harry gains a home life when he moves in with his widowed sister Audrey, her daughter Susan, and her son Andy. When Audrey goes on vacation, she leaves Harry in charge of the children — and his skills at parenting and housecleaning chores quickly come into question. Elena Verdugo, Sandy Descher, and Ronnie Dapo join the cast as regulars, and Elvia Allman, Frank Nelson, and Florida Friebus guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=19

|Title=Smile, Harry, You're on Candid Camera

|DirectedBy=Al Lewis

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|2|8}}

|ShortSummary=Harry spots Candid Camera host Allen Funt in a supermarket and looks around for a hidden camera — but he is determined not to do anything that will make him look foolish on television. Allen Funt, Rosemary Day, Richard Clair, Joseph Hamilton, Joseph Boland, and Yvonne Peattie guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=20

|Title=Pay the Two Dollars

|DirectedBy=Al Lewis

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|2|15}}

|ShortSummary=Harry gets a $2.00 parking ticket and is determined not to pay it. He tries to get it fixed — and ends up paying $50.00. Alan Hale Jr. and Maggie Magennis guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=21

|Title=Harry, the Good Neighbor

|DirectedBy=David Davis

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|2|22}}

|ShortSummary=When Harry overhears an argument between his newlywed neighbors, he interferes by trying to patch things up between them — but things do not go as he hoped. Charles Dodds and Anne Whitfield guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=22

|Title=Cyrano DeGrafton

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|2|29}}

|ShortSummary=Harry's shy friend Lester asks Harry to help him win the love of nurse Betty Wagner. Unbeknownst to Lester, Harry becomes infatuated with her himself. Lyn Edgington guest-stars.

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|EpisodeNumber=23

|Title=Take Her, She's Tall

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|3|7}}

|ShortSummary=Harry sets up a blind date for the girl-shy Andy — but Andy refuses to accept it.

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|EpisodeNumber=24

|Title=Will the Real Harry Grafton Please Stand Up?

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

|WrittenBy=Ben Starr

|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|3|14}}

|ShortSummary=Competing with Fred for the title of "Foreman of the Year" from a national magazine — and desperate to win and get his picture on the magazine′s cover — Harry stages a series of incidents at the factory in an effort to impress Elaine Hampton, a journalist from the magazine. Joyce Jameson and Grazia Narciso guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=25

|Title=Auntie Up

|DirectedBy=David Davis

|WrittenBy=Bill Raynor and Myles Wilder

|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|3|21}}

|ShortSummary=After Harry hires a sweet little old lady as a housekeeper, she turns the Grafton home into a gambling den. Harry responds by donning women's clothing and joining the game in an attempt to bilk her.

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|EpisodeNumber=26

|Title=Grafton′s the Name, Football′s My Game

|DirectedBy=Thomas Montgomery

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|3|28}}

|ShortSummary=Harry considers himself a football expert, so he decides to mentor the local football team′s coach by passing him a few secrets and teaching him a thing or two — and ends up getting himself arrested. Thomas McVey guest-stars.

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|EpisodeNumber=27

|Title=Keep Cool

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|4|4}}

|ShortSummary=Harry and his men try to stay calm after they accidentally lock themselves in a walk-in freezer. Richard Jaeckel, Roland LaStarza, Sam Flint, and Henry Corden guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=28

|Title=Vanity, Thy Name Is Harry

|DirectedBy=David Davis

|WrittenBy=David Davis

|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|4|11}}

|ShortSummary=Harry decides to reverse the aging process by "thinking young" and wearing a toupée. Elaine Gardner and Mary Patton guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=29

|Title=How to Succeed in Business Without Crying

|DirectedBy=Rod Amateau

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|4|18}}

|ShortSummary=The plant's janitor, Charley Gilhooley, has led his mother to believe that he is the plant manager, and chaos ensues when she makes an unplanned — and unwelcome — visit. Paul Hampton and Blossom Rock guest-star.

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|EpisodeNumber=30

|Title=Moonlight and Dozes

|DirectedBy=Thomas Montgomery

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|OriginalAirDate={{Start date|1964|4|25}}

|ShortSummary=The plant′s night watchman, Magruder, is usually asleep on the job, and Harry relies on that so that he can rent the factory′s warehouse out at night without the company′s permission. When Magruder is threatened with losing his job, Harry has to figure out a way to keep him employed as the night watchman, so he concocts a scheme to stage a fake robbery on a night when he has rented the warehouse to a method acting class so that Magruder can be a hero. Burt Mustin, Bernie Kopell, and Eric Morris guest-star.

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