Timmy the Turtle

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{{Infobox album

| name = Timmy the Turtle

| type = ep

| artist = NOFX

| cover = NOFX - Timmy the Turtle cover.jpg

| released = {{Start date|1999|5|18}}

| recorded = August 1997 at Motor Studios in San Francisco

| genre = Punk rock

| length = 4:38

| label = Fat Wreck Chords

| producer =

| prev_title = So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes

| prev_year = 1997

| year = 1999

| next_title = The Decline

| next_year = 1999

}}

"Timmy the Turtle" is a song by the American punk rock band NOFX. It was recorded during the sessions for So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes. Duncan from Snuff sings the lead vocal on the song.{{cite web|url=http://www.nofxofficialwebsite.com/albums/timmy/timmy.html |title=Timmy the Turtle | Albums | NOFX |publisher=Nofxofficialwebsite.com |date= |accessdate=2012-03-12}} This record was limited to 9,499 copies on green vinyl. As seen in the inlay of the "45 or 46 songs ..", this song is about Tim who counted the people at the entrance on the NOFX concerts over the years to help prevent promoters from taking advantage of the band.