User:Aaron Brenneman/Userpage items/Poems/10

Sjakkalle (Check!) 15:16, 23 January 2006

:The ballad of the really nasty snake

:In an office sits a man

:hands on his chin,

:sad and upset because

:the money is not in.

:Really he has all the,

:most wonderful wares

:But no one will buy them 'cause,

:nobody cares.

:Nobody knows about,

:the things he can sell

:Adspace is really dear so,

:things are not all well.

:But he has found a most,

:wonderful paradise,

:where everyone will see the pills.

:that work so well on mice

:A link to the cure all pills,

:the powders and what's more?

:Links to the frills and thrills,

:his spirits start to soar!

:Anyone can add things here,

:so why cannot he?

:And really the best thing of all,

:is that it is so free.

:But in this fruitful paradise

:lies a nasty snake

:who kills and strikes at everything

:the man leaves in his wake.

:The poor links the cure all pills

:the powders... Oh, my, my!

:When the snake sets eyes on it,

:we wave the links bye-bye.

:The snake in its malevolence,

:to be really mean.

:Tells people off for spamming more,

:than any we have seen.

:And so poor old businessman,

:who's sad tale I just sang.

:He would have all the treasures now,

:but for the snake's black fang.