User:Aaron Brenneman/Userpage items/Poems/8

KillerChihuahua^?!? 14:52, 11 January 2006 (UTC)

:Aaron edits on Wikipedia

:And solicits rhymes to lessen tedia

:His submitters state they comprehend

:Couplets worse have not yet been penned.

:Yet still the couplets keep coming

:Tho' the efforts made are mind-numbing

:He calls for insults, and yet

:The target he offers is suspect

:When he asks us him to insult

:You see the sorry result.

:The insulting couplets desired

:In uneven metre are mired

:If you want an insult in rhyme

:You must give us a target sometime.

:If insults scathing you want

:More faults you will have to flaunt

:As it is, for jibes you must ask

:We just are not up to the task

:In response to your posted request

:I say, give it a rest!