User:Bucketsofg/RFA

:I am the very model of a modern wikipedian:

:I've knowledge of Greek drama, both comedic and tragedian;

:I know historic battlefields from Ancient Rome to World War Two,

:and neutral is the mode in which I always keep my point of view!

:I'm very well acquainted, too, with Polynese ethnology.

:I understand Samoan lore and Mā-ori mythology.

:From mountain peaks of Suriname to passes of the Great Divide,

:I see to it that everything is quite correctly wikified!

::He sees to it that everything is quite correctly wikified!

::He sees to it that everything is quite correctly wikified!

::He sees to it that everything is quite correctly wiki- wikified!

:Some people think my entries are little more than trivia —

:that episode of Barney or some woodwind of Bolivia —

:and yet, in matters great and small, high and low and median,

:I am the very model of a modern wikipedian

::In short, in matters great and small, high and low and median,

::He is the very model of a modern wikipedian!

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:I SIGN all of my comments; and give summaries for each edit;

:I never BITE; I never POINT; I follow wiki etiquette;

:I assume good faith when wiki-flamed, and wear a thickened wiki-skin.

:For I am the very model of a proper wiki-citizen:

:I'm often found at village pumps discussing rules and policy,

:and judging notability while over at the AfD,

:In matters wiki-sophic, I'm no exopede inclusionist,

:but an incremento-eventuo-darwikian-delusionist!

::an incremento-eventuo-darwikian-delusionist!

::an incremento-eventuo-darwikian-delusionist!

::an incremento-eventuo-darwikian-delusion-usionist!

(civility?)

(wikiproject?)

:I am the very model of a modern wikipedian.

:I wrote this wiki-parody to ease some wiki-tedium.

:I am the very model of a proper wiki-citizen:

:I assume good faith when wiki-flamed, and wear a thickened wiki-skin.

:When dealing with my colleagues I'm a friendly wiki-editor,

:but the sight of trollishness makes me a vandal-stalking predator;

::When dealing with his colleagues he's a friendly wiki-editor,

::but when provoked he can become a vandal-stalking predator!

:Reverts and warnings I have made while on the recent change patrol,

:I play some cat-and-mouse with them, but now I want to block-a-mole,

:and so at last I must become a wiki admin-candidate:

:since I'm my only fan, I have no choice but to self-nominate.

:As prep for this I've learned about all bans and blocks and redirects,

:now I can tell you anything on SEMIs and full page protects,

:and when you hear all that I know of wikipede sysop-ery,

:you’ll say no better candidate has ever sought the mop-pery

::you’ll say no better candidate has ever sought the mop -pery.

::you’ll say no better candidate has ever sought the mop -pery.

::you’ll say no better candidate has ever sought the moppa mop-pery.

: Now the adminship, as Jimbo says, is really no big deal at all:

: many fail and so might I (my role in portal talk's been small)

: But still in matters great and small, high and low and median

: I am the very model of a modern wikipedian

::In fact, in matters great and small, high and low and median,

::He is the very model of a modern wikipedian!