User:CLWE

Emergency advice: [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/5402342.stm How to survive a (British) plane crash] [http://www.cnn.com/2009/OPINION/12/25/hagan.how.to.survive.plane.crash/index.html How to survive a(n American) plane crash] [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8109327.stm What do you do when your pilot dies in mid-air?]

An AfD from the more unusual end of the scale

[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Advanced_editing#Special_characters Special characters]

Warnings

ITN archives

DYKcheck tool

Advice on how to acquire a free image

[http://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/foundation-l/2007-February/027547.html Clearing up Wikimedia's media licensing policies]

[http://techblog.wikimedia.org/ TechBlog] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:AlexNewArtBot/IrelandSearchResult AlexNewArtBot]

[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8562801.stm Nielsen company's biggest sites on the internet]

[http://www.javascriptkit.com/script/script2/charcount.shtml Text Counter]

[http://vs.aka-online.de/cgi-bin/wppagehiststat.pl Edits]

Views: [http://stats.grok.se/en/201001/Main%20page per page] [http://toolserver.org/~alexz/pop/view.php per Project]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Portal:Current_events/2009_June_2&diff=294874175&oldid=294733085 25,000th edit]

Early days

The Department of Fun

[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/european/2305426/Belarus-referee-banned-for-being-drunk.html One too many drinks]

[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7909561.stm Unfortunate names]

[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5318810/MPs-expenses-20-most-bizarre-claims.html 20 “most bizarre" MP claims]

[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/6194031/The-Lost-Symbol-and-The-Da-Vinci-Code-author-Dan-Browns-20-worst-sentences.html “20 worst sentences” of Dan Brown]

[http://sockandawe.com/ Shoe throwing]

[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7341273.stm Bush walks into door]

Funny Tags

[http://willyouwelcomeplease.wordpress.com/ Pat Parody]

[http://www.independent.ie/national-news/rte-fluffs-its-cue-and-misses-start--of-lenihan-speech-1498971.html A fluffed cue]

[http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2008/1112/1226408554788.html This is war!]

[http://www.independent.ie/national-news/longshot-enda-has-victory-in-sight-as-biggest-hurdle-looms-1699580.html David Davin Power's infamous doughnut of zombies]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ryan_Tubridy&diff=338219426&oldid=337327174 Go take a f@*%ing holiday]

Grace was attacked by a monster so she is going to move in here for now until she finds a new home.

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