User:CabronUnit

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I'm 16. I am from Altamonte Springs, Florida, my hometown.

I am a Cuban-American, and fluent in English and Spanish. I own a Zune, the worst media player on the face of the Earth. My family owned 17,000 acres in Cuba before the regime of Fidel Castro.

I am a supporter of Barack Obama, even though I consider myself Republican. I own a Chevrolet Blazer. I plan to go to the United Arab Emirates or Bahrain to find a programming job or something with computers. I have been to Canada's province of British Columbia, and to Cuba when I was a child. I am an American citizen and I think that Ann Coulter is a man and that John Edwards is Wonder Woman. If you've gotten up to this point in reading this, you really need to go do something productive. :)