User:Cclarke
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Hello! My name is Christopher Clarke, a.k.a. Pikachu. I was born on August 4, 1988 in Belfast, Northern Ireland, but I currently live in British Columbia, Canada.
I have my very own website, [http://www.christopherclarke.org Christopher Clarke's Website], you know. Just in case you didn't notice, I'm addicted to all things Calvin and Hobbes (and so is my buddy Peter Dahl)! I celebrate Christmas, not Hanukkah or Kwanzaa.
I was injured in the head and neck in a car accident on December 23, 2003 at late night. The car was a Mercury Sable GS and its rear end was destroyed with me and my mom in it.
Quotes for {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}}: Pumbaa:Bye, Lester! Timon! (KLUNK!)
King Kong Timon: Up Here!
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Banzai: The Little Major-Domo Bird Hippity Hopped All The Way To The Birdie Boiler.
Zazu: Oh No! Not The Birdie Boiler! Aaaaah!
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Simba: BURP!!
Timon: Whoa! Nice One, Simba.
Simba: Thanks. Man, I'm Stuffed.
Pumbaa: Me Too. I Ate Like A Pig!
Simba: Pumbaa, You Are A Pig.
Pumbaa: Oh. Right.
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Shenzi: Well, Well, Well, Banzai, What Have We Got Here?
Banzai: Mmm...I Don't Know, Shenzi. Uh, What Do You Think, Ed?
Ed: Llllhhhh! Lllhhh! Hahahaha!
Banzai: Just What I Was Thinkin'. A Trio Of Trespassers!
Zazu: And Quite By Accident, Let Me Assure You. A Simple Navigational Error.
Shenzi: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Wait, Wait, Wait. I Know You. You're Mufasa's Little Stooge.
Zazu: I, Madam, Am The King's Major-Domo.
Banzai: And That Would Make You?
Simba: The Future King.
Shenzi: Do You Know What We Do To Kings Who Step Out Of Their Land?
Simba: Puh. You Can't Do Anything To Me.
Zazu: Heh Heh. Technically, They Can. We Are On Their Land.
Simba: But Zazu, You Told Me They're Nothing But Slobbering, Mangy, Stupid Poachers!
Zazu: Ix-Nay On The Upid-Stay.
Banzai: Who Ya Callin' Upid-Stay?!
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Timon: Whaddaya Want Me To Do, Dress In Drag And Do The Hula?
[Drumbeats]
Timon: Luau! If You're Hungry For A Hunk Of Fat And Juicy Meat, Eat My Buddy Pumbaa Here Because He Is A Treat! Come On Down And Dine On This Tasty Swine, All Ya Have To Do Is Get In Line! Are Ya Achin'...
Pumbaa: Yep Yep Yep!
Timon: ...For Some Bacon?
Pumbaa: Yep Yep Yep!
Timon: He's A Big Pig!
Pumbaa: Yep Yep.
Timon: You Could Be A Big Pig Too! Oy!
Timon and Pumbaa: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Hyena: Rarr Hoo Hoo Rarr!
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Banzai: Yeah, We Could Have Whatever's...Lion Around! Haha!
Shenzi: No, Wait, Wait, Wait, I Got One! I Got One! Make Mine A Cub Sandwich! What'd You Think? Hahahaha!
Ed: Lllhhhlll!
Shenzi: What, Ed?! What Is It?
Banzai: Hey, Did We Order This Dinner To Go?
Shenzi: No. Why?
Banzai: Cause THERE IT GOES!!!
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The following intermission quotes are from The Lion King 1½.
Pumbaa: Can I Pause It For A Sec?
Timon: Sure. Go Ahead.
Pumbaa: Be Right Back!
(intermission begins and runs for 1 minute.)
Timon: (while picking his nose) It's A Small World After All...La La La La La La La! It's A Small, Small, World! Everybody, It's A Small World After All! La La La La La La La!
(Timon gasps)
(Pumbaa comes back with some bug-corn.)
Pumbaa: OK, I've Got The Jumbo So We Can Share! WERE YOU JUST PICKING YOUR NOSE?!
Timon: No, I Got An Itch On The Inside!
(they start eating and the movie restarts.)
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(Music.)
Ed: Pickle?
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Ed: Slide on the soap! (multiple times)
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Ed: Napkin please!
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Ed: Ah! Hahaha!
(SFX) Eeeeoooooo....POOF! BUUURP!
Cheepoof...BREEEEEE!!!
Buhhhh! Buuhh! Bree broo bree!
(Donkey (Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream") sounds)