User:Ceas webmaster/wp:not
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This essay is about #Wikipedia. It lays out some basic guidelines for correct function and intelligent discussion. Please do your best to follow these rules to the letter. Any deviation can result in a ban.
=#Wikipedia is not a place to talk about your mother=
- If your mother left her food in the sink, maybe you should ask her to take care of it yourself?
- If your mother keeps calling, maybe you should answer her calls once in a while?
- If your mother hasn't heard of Wikipedia, maybe that's a good thing?
=a place to joke=
=Lolz=
- If you want Lolz, go to 4chan
=Lulz=
- see Lolz
=Spam=
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- I hear it's ok to spam #Wikipedia
- usorong
=Illegal Activities=
- If you are looking for warez maybe you should go to warioland
- Please do not ask me for the latest All American Rejects album.
=The Manuel=
- If you don't know how to edit a page, how can you know how to get to #wikipedia in the first place?
- please, rtfm
- kthnx
=A place to learn the youngin's a lesson=
- If they don't understand about WP:BLP or copyvio, yelling at them won't help
=A Pulpit=
- God did not sayith that thou shouldist abstain from organ transplanting
- also, neither did Buddha
=A Collection of Links=
=Tech Support=
- guys my computer is broked! O no what do I does?
- how about you die?
- Yes i think that works nice
=Always Weird=
# Wikipedia is not always weird- Except when it is
=#Unicyclopedia=
- 'nuff said