User:Decoy

I'm a Finnish libertarian, atheist and BDSM-freak, known for my use of strong language and idiom. I'm near native in written Queen's Proper, if not so in the spoken kind. I'm an autodidact former Nokia engineer, in structured documentation and relational databases. Never graduated, but it was close: the topic of my thesis would have been "Gröbner Bases: Normal Forms for Multivariate Polynomial Algebra". As such I know a bit of mathematics, and the STEM field in general.

Nowadays I prove to be an alcoholic, in my heavily indulged sugar wine, and an unemployed person. I suffer from a nasty case of spinal disc herniation too, not to mention bipolar disorder, which might help to explain some of my later demise.

I still read, though. Heavily. Which is what I told my mom at 13a I would do, instead of playing the clarinet or whatnot. Evenwhile being a graduate of a music school. (I take sound seriously after the fact. Just on the digital signal processing and physical acoustics side, and not the musical theory one. I'd argue some of my techno compositions still sound fresh. Despite my hereditary hearing deficit.)

Some have called me "a special individual". In the nice way, too. Maybe even a polydidact, or a synthesist as the vernacular goes in my favourite science fiction genre.

As such, I'm here to serve over multiple practices and fields of knowledge. I know many of my edits will be reverted, being what I and my memory are. But as part of the process, I think I'm still the useful, interesting counterpart who throws out associations most people do not likely come up with. I can also read through any reference if they just come upto me; scientific or not. When I'm not too drunk, I'm also a razor, if not quite William of Ockham himself.

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