User:Dfrr

Hello everybody and welcome to HotelDfrr how is everybody? well i will be giving you people some hotel rooom keys thought wikilove. if you would like to make a reservation please contact me on my talkpage rooms go up from 1-100 but more rooms will be up by the end of April of 2015 (which is subject to change without notice)

Am i retired

YES I AM

Articles i am working on

Pending

Things i am interested in

Three's Company
Happy Days
Myself
20-Brunside/Stark a trimet buss line
Candy
Fish
Pens
Too Close For Comfort (sometimes)
Sanford & Son
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Happy Days

=Things i hate=

beer

Steve Novick (only because of the light RAIL projects & and the street fees).

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Animated Images

Image:Bouncywikilogo.gif|Boing Ball!

File:Slide Crank.gif|A String pulling a square!

File:Newtonsmountainv=7300.gif|a Yellow line circleing the Earth!

File:Gravity action-reaction.gif|This is gravity in motion!

File:Carframe.gif|A bunch of Circles pertending to be cars!

File:Animation of walking.gif|this looks like a drawing that a guy from 1859 would draw!

File:Blender3D NormalWalkCycle.gif|I wonder why this man has no arms!

File:Blender3D SimpleWalkCycle.gif|What is this!?

File:Pivot Wave.gif|Hello i have no name!

File:Fuochi d'artificio.gif|Happy Fourth of July!!!

File:Diyarbakir 1050645 Droste Effect 480.gif|It's a long tunnel ahead!!!!!!

File:Animexample.gif|A red ball moving up & down!

File:Animhorse.gif|a horse running laps!

File:Animation-W.gif|A moving W!

File:Ban pyra.gif|No illuminati!!

File:Tireless Contributor Barnstar Hires.gif|The Barnstar that never stops moving:-)!!!!!!!!

File:Irreplaceable-to_the_left.gif|To the left to the right!!

File:Motion Animated.gif|Im getting dizzy!!!!

File:On off trans.gif|Can we go?!!!

File:Kewlers-icon.png|do not give me the finger!!!

File:Kumulativnimlazanimacija.gif|Fill up the oil tank and BOOM!!

File:Mystery man.gif|I always feel like somebody's watching me!!!

File:Plot f(x,theta)=product(exp(devide(-pow(x,2),product(2,pow(sigma,2)))),cos(product(2,pi,theta,x))); sigma=1; theta=range(0.1,9.9).gif|Beep Beep Beep!!

File:Sample-Patterns.gif|now this is hollywood squares!!!

File:Tunable Filter.gif|my Transmission Spectrum cannot decide what to do!!!!!

File:WikEd logo39x40 animated.gif|i am writing all day long:-)!!!!!!

File:Mura.gif|cats never stop running!!!!!

File:Animated-Flag-USA.gif|this is our flag of the USA!!!!!

File:Photonrotation.gif|Wow its a marble line!

File:CoEx animated.gif|It is like a Factory.

File:Spinningspark.gif|from the one & only User:SpinningSpark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

File:Emergency Light.gif|Someone's in danger

File:-- Solution de grille.gif|Connect the Dots!!!

File:Anchor-a.gif|Help me with this!!!

File:Altimeter Fallschirmsprung animated GIF.gif|a scale with a handle!!!!!!!!

File:Barber-pole-02.gif|I am getting my haircut here!!!!!!!

File::Banderas de llegaga-racing.gif|On your marks get ready set go!!!!!!

File:Circlestrafing animation.gif|Paintball Fight!!!!!!!

File:Animated clock.gif|Tick Tock Tick Tock!!!!!!

File:BelgischerKreisel.gif|Biking is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

File:Benham's disc (animated).gif|Play that record!!!!!!!!

File:BlinklichtanlagenBRDAnimation.GIF|Railroad crossings!!!!

File:BUElux.GIF|Another one!!!!!!!

File:Geneva mechanism 6spoke animation.gif|Everything turns!!

File:Ahoracado (juego) - 2.gif|Hangman is awesome!!!!!

File:2006-10-03 Cruz 162x308 Badminton Verteidigung im Doppel.gif|We are playing Badminton

File:Abfall.gif|A userbox for you!!!!!!!

File:Archimedes-screw one-screw-threads with-ball 3D-view animated small.gif|Things in screws!!!!!!!!!!!!

File:Breaking.gif|My news on my tv every day!!!!!!!

File:BueSignal.gif|Too many stop lights!!!!

File:Chain.gif|My bike Chain!!!!!!

File:Connect Four.gif|I play this game!!!!

File:Cup anemometer barani anim 120x120.gif|My Anemometer!!!

File:Dragonfly.gif|Too many smiley faces!!!!

File:Een oranje vontijn.gif|The fountain of youth!!!!

File:Animated Aston Martin Speedometer.gif|It goes fast!!!!!!!

File:Bottle4.gif|My Water Bottle!!!!

File:Bullet AKM.in.gif|Target Shooting!!!!!!!

File:Cards 2.gif|I am playing goldfish!!!!!!!!

File:Deep water wave.gif|Beyond the Waves!!!!

File:DutchRollAnimGIF02.gif|The Airplane and the Circle!!!!!!!!!!!!

File:Géode V 3 1.gif|A disco ball!!!!

File:Flusso arteriale.gif|Runway for a airport!!!!!!

File:5x5-Gitter Konvexe Vierecke.gif|Connect the dots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Non Animated Images

File:6ArrowChip v4 Final.png|Arrows come out of square.

File:Wikipedia Happy New Year.png|Happppppppppy New Year from Dick Clark

File:CoffeeCup.svg|I do not drink Coffee I just like the image.

File:Rubik's Cube.jpg|I cannot figure this out!!!

File:Crystal Clear app antivirus.png|I got a shot!!!!!

Motion Illusions

File:WagonWheelEffect.gif|This looks like Railroad Tracks!

File:Rotating Square near and far.gif|Looks like traffic on Thursdays.

File:Aperture problem animated.gif|This is cool!

File:Globe effect.gif|This looks like a bunch of moving Chessboards.

File:OneStream200ms.gif|I do not know how to describe this.

File:MotionBlindness.gif|kinda like hollywood squares!

File:LineMotion200 ms.gif|Is this weird?

Rotating Square.gif|This is awesome!!!!!!!

File:H2 checkers 23i divergent.gif|This is just amazing from the wonderful User:Tamfang; animated by User:Tomruen

File:H2 tiling 23j-7 animation.gif|Another amazing one from Tamfang and Tomruen

Favorite Users

The following users are my favs!!!!

Joke Machine

Version 1

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|1 = "A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you"-

|2 = Defendant: Did you get a good look at me when I stole your purse?

Victim: Yes, I saw you clearly. You are the one who stole my purse.

Defendant: I should have shot you while I had the chance

|3 = "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party"-Ron White

|4 = "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice"-Bill Cosby

|5 = "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity"-Albert Einstein [Einstein made jokes?]

|6 = "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is"-Ellen DeGeneres

|7 = "A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it"-Jerry Seinfield

|8 = What happened to the Frenchman who fell into a river?

He was declared in-seine!

|9 = What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick!

|10= Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because it has Greece at the bottom!

|11= A doctor for the overweight tries to convince them to do more than walk for exercise; is it "his patience is running out", or "his patients are out running"?-{{U|Dru of Id}}

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