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colspan=2 bgcolor=#CCCCFF align="left" style="font-size: 90%;"|I'm obviously often into quite serious matters on Wikipedia, but I do however enjoy humor, that's why I keep some things here. Enjoy:)

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Humor - if you are bored, have some fun instead:

George Carlin - IMO the greatest comedian of all - [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/George_Carlin Quotes]
Bill Hicks - "Chomsky with dick jokes" - [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks Quotes]
Lamest edit wars ever
What is a sockpuppet? (serious, yet fun)
[http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Poles_are_evil Poles are evil]
Uncyclopedia - "the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit."
[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Uncyclopedia Main Site]
WW2 for real

My Worldview according to [http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=23320 this Quizfarm test]:

You scored as Cultural Creative, probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Cultural Creative

94%

Postmodernist

88%

Existentialist

75%

Romanticist

63%

Idealist

56%

Materialist

50%

Modernist

31%

Fundamentalist

31%

Hmmm, never heard about "Cultural Creatives" before. Seems fine by me.

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Encountered on Wikipedia:

on Talk:Adolf Hitler:

i read that hitler though aryal people was: tall,blonde,had blue eyes and were beatifull. I see that ironic since he was Short,had black hair,brown eyes were incredible ugly and had the ugliest moustach in the world history. Wasn't he counting himself as a arial? - 14:04, 5 September 2007

:He was definitely not an Arial, but he had several Blackletter tendencies, with a hint of Garamond in his ancestry. But that was hidden from the German people. -Paul B 14:38, 5 September 2007

in Greco-Italian War:

:Hitler calls Mussolini on the phone:

:"Benito aren't you in Athens yet?"

:"I can't hear you Adolf."

:"I said aren't you in Athens yet?"

:"I can't hear you. You must be ringing from a long way off, presumably London."

:Joke circulating in Occupied France, winter 1940-41. Ref: Ian Allan Pubs., The Balkans and North Africa 1941-42.

on Talk:Adolf Hitler:

I hope whoever referenced Hitler as the "Ultimate PWNDER" will stop...

:(My note: I couldn't resist saving this little gem here. It is such a hilariously extraterrestrial title given to AH that I cried from laughter.)