User:Dweller/Dweller's Ref Desk thread of the week award
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Following [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Reference_desk&oldid=285265252#14th_Award_goes_to... this discussion], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia_talk:Reference_desk&oldid=285265252#I.27ve_archived_User:Dweller.2FDweller.27s_Ref_Desk_thread_of_the_week_award this discussion] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:SteveBaker&oldid=284910768#Two_questions this discussion], I decided to discontinue it.
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Dweller's Ref Desk thread of the week award was established in August 2007. It is given on a sort of weekly basis to the Reference Desk thread that I arbitrarily and quite unfairly, deem to be the best.
The award used to be, erm, awarded on Fridays. But since I didn't award it at all from November 2007 until March 2009, when I revived it on a Tuesday, perhaps I shouldn't be so definitive about this. How about "I give it out when I remember." Feel free to leave me annoying reminders on my talk page if I've forgotten for a long time. If you don't, I'll just feel like it's unloved and has no need to exist, which will encourage my base underlying laziness.
Nominations
Users are welcome to nominate threads, by placing witty messages on my talk page. Flattery, including references to just how funny/appreciated/odd I am will help. As will nominating good threads.
Scoreboard
Here's a scoreboard that helps track how the various Desks are doing in competition with one another. Given that the criteria by which the awards are made are
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| 48x48px | Computing Desk | 2 |
| 48x48px | Entertainment Desk | 1 |
| 48x48px | Humanities Desk | 1 |
| 48x48px | Language Desk | 2 |
| 48x48px | Mathematics Desk | 1 |
| 48x48px | Miscellaneous Desk | 2 |
| 48x48px | Science Desk | 4 |
Award winners
- 14th award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Science&oldid=282073919#Capsaicin_and_squirrels Science Desk:Capsaicin and squirrels] Recipes for squirrels. Hot stuff.
- 13th award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Science&oldid=280658189#What_would_actually_happen_if_you_used_a_defibrillator_on_yourself.3F Science Desk:What would actually happen if you used a defibrillator on yourself?] Shocking how bad my mammary is.
- Week 12 award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/lazy Mystery week] I was, erm, very busy.
- Week 11 award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Archives/Computing/2007_November_1#Classic_code_.26_magic_constants Computing Desk:Classic code & magic constants - 1-4 Nov 07] - n = (n & 0x0f0f0f0f) + ((n & 0xf0f0f0f0) >> 4);. Yes, that's what I thought. Then they proved geeks can be funny.
- Week 10 award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Entertainment&oldid=167144804#Surnames_of_ppl_in_the_english_royal_family Entertainment Desk:Surnames_of_ppl_in_the_english_royal_family - 21-24 Oct 07] - Ents desk takes time to unpick the British royal surname. Very entertaining.
- Week 9 award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Language&oldid=165611163#Expletives Language Desk: Expletives - 16th-17th Oct 07] - F**king brilliant debate about (expletive deleted).
- Week 8 award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Computing&oldid=164035596#EMail_ID_-_3rd_post Computing Desk: EMail ID - 3rd post 11th Oct 07] - the computing desk mob show how to handle a repeat oddball with wisdom... and a little humour.
- Week 7 award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Science&oldid=163036886#Thirst_for_knowledge_and_the_human_condition Science Desk:Thirst for knowledge and the human condition 4th-5th Oct 07] - will we ever run out of knowledge to seek... and if we do, will it damage us?
- Week 6 award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Miscellaneous&oldid=161402574#How_much_of_a_human_body_is_edible.3F Miscellaneous Desk:How much of a human body is edible? 28th-30th Sep 07] - ever wondered which bits of you might be enjoyed with a nice chianti?
- Week 5 award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Humanities&oldid=159360292#Westward_Ho.21 Humanities Desk: Westward Ho! 19th-21st Sep 07] - which came first, the town or the book?
- Week 4 award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Archives/Language/2007_September_13&oldid=158492370#Lost_letters Language Desk: Lost letters 13th/14th Sep 07] - what's the most recent letter to have disappeared from English? I had no idæ.
- Week 3 award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Miscellaneous&oldid=156245902#Daaaaaang Miscellaneous Desk: Daaaaaang 5th/6th Sep 07] - "da...ang" with six "a"s has a disproportionately low number of Google hits. What about "wheeeeee" or "w000000t"?
- Week 2 award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Mathematics&oldid=154784905#Distributing_points_on_a_sphere Mathematics Desk: Distributing points evenly on a sphere 29th/30th Aug 07] - the boffins solve a complex theoretical problem in such a way that even a duffer could follow
- Inaugural award: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reference_desk/Science&oldid=153350656#Recovering_wet_electronics Science Desk: Recovering wet electronics 23rd/24th Aug 07] - spilled coffee on your laptop? This thread's for you.